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Caption Contest!
I also enjoyed Bonsai’s Freddy Mercury tribute - singing along I thought the words matched the pics so well!
Thank you. 
Caption Contest 33: “Wherever I lay my head”
Hey, seriously guys, get out from behind your desks and get out there man, everyone knows it’s all going on out on the streets man. The streets is where it’s at.
Welcome one and welcome all to CC33 where we attempt to free our minds from the shackles of materialism, possessions and walls and get down with the time rich!
Courtesy of Broken Sword 4, Mystery of the Druids, LA Noire and The Bum please meet our four “gentlemen of leisure”. But what words of wisdom are these modern day bohemians imparting and what lessons can we learn from them?
That, ladies and gentlemen of the Caption Contest, is up to you!
LET’S GET READY TO CAPTION!
3.5 time winner of the “Really Annoying Caption Contest Saboteur” Award!
Everybody wants to be Cary Grant.
Even Me.
-Cary Grant
Right click -> View Image (you know the drill)
Everybody wants to be Cary Grant.
Even Me.
-Cary Grant
Mr. Mojo Risin’...
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
This rare photo, taken by Mark David Chapman himself and showing John Lennon after the first bullet struck his shoulder, was kept from the public for over 30 years…
Trench coat gangster (grinning): “If this is all the protection money you can offer me, then I’m afraid I’ll have to rough you up!”
“I swear, officer… She told me she was 18.”
Man in window: “Honey, come see! There’s a scruffy-looking hobbit in the alley!”
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
and it said ..that was the last time Morsi was seen
‘Sir you would mind getting back here ,to your place.. i was the one sitting next to the can when i left’
Online Shopping for the Homeless:
Let’s see now… I can wear the shirt and red socks as they are, and the green sock will make a decent mitten to match the one I have on. The briefs are a bit too big, but one of the clothespins should take up the slack, and the padded bra will make terrific earmuffs this winter. Now if I can just distract the guy in the window, I’ll be all set with a brand new wardrobe.
How to Tell a First-Time Dad from a Bum
1 - Bum: Street dirt New Dad: Close encounter with a kicking baby and a dirty diaper
2 - Bum: Slept on bench under pigeon roost New Dad: Burped colicky baby without protective cloth on shoulder
3 - Bum: Traded shaver for wine New Dad: Discovered babies think it’s fun to throw things on the floor, including shavers.
4 - Bum: No shower available New Dad: Used baby oil instead of shampoo to wash hair
5 - Bum: Panicked look in eyes when contemplating the cost of a bottle of wine New Dad: Panicked look in eyes when contemplating the cost of sending baby to college
6 - Bum: Begging to be locked up to stay warm New Dad: Begging to be locked up to get a full night’s sleep
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” -Bill Watterson
How to Tell a First-Time Dad from a Bum
P.S. It’s not fair to applaud while the round is stll on, but I just couldn’t help it.
P.P.S. Is it only me or everybody here tend to pick on Monte Vimia lately? 
Everybody wants to be Cary Grant.
Even Me.
-Cary Grant
P.S. It’s not fair to applaud while the round is stll on, but I just couldn’t help it.
Thanks, Big Z.! I was inspired by a certain moderator-soon-to-be-dad around here.
P.P.S. Is it only me or everybody here tend to pick on Monte Vimia lately?
Who?
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” -Bill Watterson
P.P.S. Is it only me or everybody here tend to pick on Monte Vimia lately?
Who?
The same father-wannabe you were talking about.
It should be written as MonteVimia, actually.
Everybody wants to be Cary Grant.
Even Me.
-Cary Grant
Is it only me or everybody here tend to pick on Monte Vimia lately?
Who?
That’s how Zobraks calls TimovieMan in the “Decipher the Anagram” thread.
Thanks, Big Z.! I was inspired by a certain moderator-soon-to-be-dad around here.
Everybody seems to forget that Intense Degree is first in line. 
Granted, he’s not a first-time dad, but still… 
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
... So I guess that you didn’t get the memo?!
That undercover bum operation was cancelled 6 months ago.
For Christ sake Dan!
Didn’t anybody notice I was gone!?!
You have been walking past me every day for six months, and haven’t said a word!!!
Yeah ... Well ... We kind of just assumed you had hit the juice again, and was kicked out by your old lady.
Did I mention you got fired 5 months ago?
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
P.S. It’s not fair to applaud while the round is stll on, but I just couldn’t help it.
Why ???
I think our excellent impartial judge, is beyond being influenced by the popular vote, and generally people like some feedback on their jokes.
How to Tell a First-Time Dad from a Bum
And a 
from me too.
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
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