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Caption Contest!
The Dark Eye
The exhausted man was dismayed when informed that his removal van had been hijacked - apparently there was a lucrative black market for rare clay furniture highly sought after by a number of despicable Claymation Adventure Game fanatics.
Your DOG?
Dobby haven’t seen your dog!
Dobby doesn’t arrange dog fights!
Dobby is victim of vicious rumour!
Why ask poor Dobby if he seen your dog?
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
Illegal IMMIGRANTS?
Dobby haven’t seen any illegal immigrants!
Dobby doesn’t run a sweetshop with illegal immigrants!
Dobby is victim of vicious rumour!
Why ask poor Dobby if he seen illegal immigrants?
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
“Good morning sir, i’m from the Brotherhood of Freedom and Unity, do you have a minute?”
“...”
“Uh… Sir?”
“...”
“Well… we believe that the shackles of capitalism and institutionalized government can be overthrown by the people if we all act now and together.”
“...”
“Would you like a leaflet?”
“...”
“Uh… well… thank you for your time”.
Cyril allowed himself a smile as his trusty awkward silence strategy saw off another annoying do-gooder.
“Now, now, wait a minute young man I haven’t lost them. I definitely had them over by the table, and then I ...”
The money was fast running out on the meter and if she couldn’t hand over those keys in time there was no way he was going to pay the fine.
“No, don’t go! You can use the whip instead if you like… Drat, another customer gone.”
Steve’s new bar, “The Caged Tiger” wasn’t having a successful opening week.
“OK, Mrs Jones can you explain to me exactly why it was that you say your husband was here all the night of the 23rd when he was seen out at the clubhouse by no less than 4 witnesses?”
“Well, I really don’t know dear. My Grandson just asked me to be on his film and he could have told you that Bert died years ago…”
“CUT! - Grandma HOW MANY TIMES! This is a game and you’re meant to say the lines on the script! OK let’s try again - Take 47 and… we’re rolling.”
3.5 time winner of the “Really Annoying Caption Contest Saboteur” Award!
It’s a little-known fact “Four Weddings and a Funeral 2” was to revolve around the romantic relationship between Hugh Grant and a witch.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Your NUN?
Dobby haven’t seen your nun!
Dobby doesn’t run a strip joint with stripping nuns!
Dobby is victim of vicious rumour!
Why ask poor Dobby if he seen your nun?
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
The Dobby running gag is hilarious! 
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Okay. I’ll be posting the winners this Wednesday, so get any last minute entries in as soon as you can.
“Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.” -Bill Watterson
The Dobby running gag is hilarious!
Thx - It started as the cat joke, but then I realised you could put almost anything in the background, and make it into a running gag.
Okay. I’ll be posting the winners this Wednesday, so get any last minute entries in as soon as you can.
That was fast, I have a least one more Dobby prepared, which I will post this evening.
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
Who’s Dobby?
Everybody wants to be Cary Grant.
Even Me.
-Cary Grant
Who’s Dobby?
I was going to ask the same but I assumed everyone here knew.
3.5 time winner of the “Really Annoying Caption Contest Saboteur” Award!
He talks like Zathras from Babylon 5, but I suppose it’s J.K Rowling so you can’t expect originality 
Okay last one:
GOZER?
Dobby haven’t seen Gozer!
Dobby not worship Gozer the Gozerian, shape-shifting Sumerian god of destruction!
Dobby not designed whole building as gateway to summon Gozer and bring end of world!
Dobby is victim of vicious rumour!
Why ask poor Dobby if he seen Gozer?
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
Who’s Dobby?
Dobby is simply what I chose to name the guy in the picture.
Okay - I admit it - I was just a little bit inspired by / making a reference to the Dobby in Harry Potter.
Now don’t tell you have also never heard of Gozer 
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
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