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“Well done Mr Holmes. I must admit I am impressed at your discovery that I ground my husband’s dead body into bags of fertilizer. What you failed to deduce however is that the cup of tea you just had was not earl grey but in fact made from my species of rare hydrangea, which are of course poisonous. I expect you will soon be experiencing the effects such as hallucinations of giant white cursors, among other things…”

     
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Lady Kestrel - 17 July 2013 07:01 PM

Rule No1: Never mess with your neighbour if he has the means to take control of a laser satellite. All he had to do now was to turn it just a bit to the right…

     
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Lady Kestrel - 17 July 2013 07:01 PM

Dracula: The Last Sanctuary

The ‘Lady of the Night’ was very adept at engaging trade despite her advancing years: “Just 1 euro sir & I promise to keep my veil on”

     
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Lady Kestrel - 17 July 2013 07:01 PM

Gothos

The new bouncer was very good! He was very successful at scaring off all of the ‘riff-raff’ but unfortunately the bar went bust despite a small group of students each continuing to ‘nurse’ 1/2 a beer every night.

     
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It is a little know fact that Marty Feldman’s sister, Diana Feldman almost got the role as Scarlet O’Hara in Gone with the Wind, it was only because Clark Gable couldn’t keep a straight face when looking into her eyes, that Vivien Leigh got the role instead.

     

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Lady Kestrel - 17 July 2013 07:01 PM

The Sydney Mystery

The confused lady knew she was to be featured in a magazine but when the photographer turned up to take some photo-shoots for ‘Women’s Gardening Weekly’ he made the mistake of saying “Hello”. After that she changed & flatly refused to be pictured wearing her tweed skirt, green wellies etc doing any gardening!

     
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Lady Kestrel - 17 July 2013 07:01 PM

Dracula: The Last Sanctuary

- Mom? Are you sure you didn’t forget about those conjunctivitis eye drops that the doctor prescribed?
- Don’t doubt me, young man! I am sipping them with my morning tea regularly!

 

     
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What kind of idiot chooses Paper in a game of Rock, Paper, Shotgun?!?

     

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A TRIBUTE TO FARROKH BULSARA



Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and cry (and cry)
Lord what you’re doing to me (yeah yeah)
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can’t get no relief, Lord!

Can anybody find me, somebody to love………



I work till I ache in my bones
At the end (at the end of the day)
I take home my hard earned pay all on my own
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes

Can anybody find me, somebody to love………



Everyday (everyday) - I try and I try and I try
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I’m going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Ah, got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe in

Can anybody find me, somebody to love………


Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat (You just keep losing and losing)
I’m OK, I’m alright (he’s alright - he’s alright)
I ain’t gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
One day (someday) I’m gonna be free, Lord!

Can anybody find me, somebody to love………

     
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Your CAT?
Dobby haven’t seen your cat!
Dobby doesn’t eat cats!
Dobby is victim of vicious rumor!
Why ask poor Dobby if he seen your cat?

     

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This wasn’t quite what Bernie had expected, when he asked the driver to take him to the local Cathouse!


This also wasn’t quite what Bernie had expected, when he asked the driver to take him to the local Cathouse!


This certainly wasn’t what Bernie had expected, when he asked the driver to take him to the local Cathouse!


     

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As soon as the door opened, Hercule Poirot solved the case. It’s always the butler who did it…


This concept art for the scene where Bilbo and Gollum exchange riddles was not to Peter Jackson’s satisfaction.


He may have a menacing appearance now, but when he’ll enter the ring in a few seconds, John Cena will wipe the floor with him…


That look on Nana’s face can only mean one thing: resistance is futile, you WILL tend to her garden!

     

The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka

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Offscreen: Why, out of all the God-forsaken shitholes in Mexico, do we have to meet here?

(cue the melody)

     

Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale

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It was the most bizarre moment in the salesman’s career when he tried to sell Mr. Potato Head to that man.

     

Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale

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