05-27-2007, 01:05 PM | #1161 | |
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Hah, that's just the Alaskans. When Texans annoy them, Alaskans just say, "Don't make us split in half and make you the third smallest state!"
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05-28-2007, 12:53 PM | #1162 |
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Recently in Vice City my boss sent me on a job to assassinate the leader of the Haitians in Little Haiti. I took my rusty moped, drove there. The Haitians were holding a funeral of one of theirs. I found the place, they spotted me first it seemed. I ran for cover, snipered that bugger from a distance. Saw two cars approaching at breakneck speed. Thought: "Screw that, that moped's not gonna get my far in this situation!"
I fled from the cars through the side roads, wiped out two more Haitians, stole the first car that caught my eye and GOT THE HELL OUTTA THERE. A minute or so later I realized that I was driving the Cuban's hearse, coffin inside. The radio was playing "Pet Sematary", The Ramones. Discuss!
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05-28-2007, 05:01 PM | #1163 |
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Priceless.
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05-29-2007, 07:47 PM | #1164 |
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Work with it. Find a place to dump the corpse. If they catch up to you, you always have a coffin to slip into.
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05-29-2007, 11:45 PM | #1165 |
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You tellin' me, it was this mere moment that I fell in love with that city!
This ain't "Goodfellas", this is like the real World! Good idea with the coffin though...
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05-30-2007, 11:50 AM | #1166 |
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My arms are in pain, I got a little too over enthusiastic today playing boxing on Wii Sports, and now I'm paying the price.
Also, I've officially turned boxing gay. Wii Sports + Madonna CD = amusing combination of dancing and throwing punches. I had surprisingly successful results when I momentarily forgot what I was doing, and began waving the controllers around as I did the hand movements to Vogue.
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05-30-2007, 12:02 PM | #1167 |
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If I only could have watched you.
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05-30-2007, 12:21 PM | #1168 |
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I agree with Jelena, Jatsie, I wish that I could have seen that
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05-30-2007, 02:33 PM | #1169 |
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Sounds like a YouTube moment.
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05-30-2007, 03:03 PM | #1170 |
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Towards the end of Nanay's constitutional afternoon nap, I like to sneak up to her and poke her gently in the side til she wakes up and waves her arms at me and says, "Hey. Hey!". Then I poke her once more before walking away.
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05-30-2007, 07:13 PM | #1171 |
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Such tough love.
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05-30-2007, 10:30 PM | #1172 | |
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05-30-2007, 11:12 PM | #1173 |
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Yeah me too.
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05-31-2007, 05:31 AM | #1174 |
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Great news for, since I got my Black Belt in December I have been helping my instructor with teaching. I have been his assistant since February. That in its self was great for me; I help him on Mondays and Wednesday from 5:45pm - 8:45 teaching three classes. So last night he asked me if I wanted to take over the Wednesday classes. WOW, of course I said sure thing. So now I am a full fledged teacher all on my own on Wednesdays nights from 6pm - 8:45. I'm so excited.
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05-31-2007, 06:19 AM | #1175 |
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Congrats Bulldog!
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05-31-2007, 07:12 AM | #1176 |
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Woohooo! don't hit me.
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05-31-2007, 08:21 AM | #1177 |
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Thanks to Jelena and rlpw
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05-31-2007, 08:51 AM | #1178 |
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Congraduration!!
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05-31-2007, 09:41 AM | #1179 |
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Countdown has begun. Today there are only six work days before our students go on summer holiday/vacation. Then I work another week before my summer holiday starts.
I haven't really checked yet, but I think I start work again around August 15th.
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05-31-2007, 09:53 AM | #1180 |
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Didn't know you were a teacher... is there any reason to be scared?
Dear diary, I know this girl named Denise. She makes me weak at the knees. She drives a lavender Lexus. She lives in Queens but her dad lives in Texas. Shalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! And that's all.
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