[samIamsad]

Recently in Vice City my boss sent me on a job to assassinate the leader of the Haitians in Little Haiti. I took my rusty moped, drove there. The Haitians were holding a funeral of one of theirs. I found the place, they spotted me first it seemed. I ran for cover, snipered that bugger from a distance. Saw two cars approaching at breakneck speed. Thought: "Screw that, that moped's not gonna get my far in this situation!"

I fled from the cars through the side roads, wiped out two more Haitians, stole the first car that caught my eye and GOT THE HELL OUTTA THERE. A minute or so later I realized that I was driving the Cuban's hearse, coffin inside. The radio was playing "Pet Sematary", The Ramones. Discuss!