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Awesome prizes again!

Some of those bar signs are hilarious!
“There is no sobriety. ONLY ZUUL!”

And I liked the poem:
Roses are red
Beer is great
Poems are hard
BEER!

Reminds me of one I’ve used in the past:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate rhyming
Penis!

Depending on the crowd, you can replace that last word with ‘zebra’...

I think this guy likes to go to those bars:

That astronaut uniform will come in handy when I go watch Interstellar in theater later this year.

And I really hope that Ninja Dog will get along with my Ninja Cat…

Do I need to get my own shuriken for that ninja uniform or are they included?

Since my ninja skillz are poor, I can always send Karma after my foes.

That star map is great to find those constellations! Although I usually just stare at Orion in the winter night sky.

Armenoville sounds incredibly yummy!

Thanks for the amazing prizes!!!

And thanks to everyone for the great captions! It was a really good round!!!

OK, so I know I said I wasn’t going to host another one of these but … well … y’know! (and the thread has fallen down to about page 5 - for shame all of us!)

So here we go for:

Caption Contest 39: Tall Tales Told by TellTale!

All screens from the Telltale back catalogue, including; BTTF, CSI Fatal Conspiracy, Jurassic Park, Puzzle Agent, Wallace & Gromit and The Wolf Among Us.

So… GET CAPTIONING!

1955 farmer woman: “Hey Jim, two cops from outer space are kidnapping this lifeguard here!”

Captain Brass: “The way he sits there, obviously he died of a broken neck.”
Sara Sidle: “Right, and because he’s alone here, it’s obviously a suicide!”
Captain Brass: “Self-shot too, with this camera aimed at him. Well, that’s an easily wrapped case! Who wants donuts?”

Soldier: “If its vision is based on movement, I can lure it away with this flare!”
Scientist: “Or you could just, you know, STAND STILL!”

How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Part I: Kidnapping the Christmas Elves

Policeman: “Alright, here’s the deal: no barking and no clapping with your ears, hear me?”

Big guy: “She’s crazy! And she’s got an axe! We’ve got to outrun her!!!”
Bigby Wolf: “No, *I* just have to outrun *you*...”

Ooh ,God forbid !

If you had neighbours like Oscar, you would be grouchy too.

Thorin sits down and starts singing about gold

A few hours later

He was last seen in an argument with what the witness describes as a bunch of dwarfs, a tall man with a pointy hat and a beard, and a little barefooted guy with big hairy feet?!?

Apparently the argument was about his obsession with gold, and not being able to shut up for just a few seconds!

RUN! RUN for you life! She’s gone completely ballistic!

OMG! Did you just see that!
That is just sick!

Based on the footprints outside, it looks like he has been chased over a long distance, until he finally collapsed of exhaustion and his attacker or attackers caught up with him.

We will have to wait for the coroners report for the exact cause of death, but it looks like a large blunt instrument was forced *bleep* *bleep* causing the *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* then *bleep* *bleep* .... and it seems like it was all taped.

How the hell does the inspector expect us to find any clues here in the sewer, when all we get is this stupid flare and a blueprint. The CSI guys get all the cool stuff.
(Perhaps I shouldn’t have fooled around with his wife at the Christmas party)
*sigh*

Okay cough up guys!
And don’t try that cute puppy routine with me!
Nothing goes down in this city, without you two are somehow involved.

There is no point denying it Mr. McFly, your DNA was found all over the victim!
But ...
Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!

Suffice to say, the Olympics opening ceremony in which a marine who was supposed to exit the sewers and enter the stadium finished in a household cellar, was a complete disaster.

Instead of beating each other to death, the modern Sicilian way of resolving a love triangle had two men racing backwards for a girl.