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Man: I’ve been trying every diet there is, but to no avail. So I had my thighs surgically removed and then had my legs, or what remained of them, sewed back on. Lost a good 40 pounds! Then we had my thighs for dinner, yumm!
Woman: Ooh, sounds delicious! And effective!
Duckman: Can you believe it? Five hundred bucks for a parking ticket?
Cornfed Pig: You parked in a handicapped zone.
Duckman: Who cares? Nobody parks there anyway, except for the people who are supposed to park there and, hell, I can outrun them anytime.
2 more days until the results and incredible awards!!
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
How about we sing along and see
His tai chi stances were so bad that his sensei hanged himself.
Man: I’ve been trying every diet there is, but to no avail. So I had my thighs surgically removed and then had my legs, or what remained of them, sewed back on. Lost a good 40 pounds! Then we had my thighs for dinner, yumm!
Woman: Ooh, sounds delicious! And effective!
The refection of the monster behind her made a sudden great 3d effect on her Resident Evil gameplaying
If this beard was a work in progress, I would hate to see the final outcome…
Great job! You win:
A portable champagne:
and…
A snow angel!
Runners-up
Director Ang Lee on the set of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon:
“Cut! Okay, that rope’s gotta go! Get me a wire that doesn’t show. This is supposed to be levitation scene, not a hanging!
Nico couldn’t believe it. His attempts to disguise the wet patches on his shirt as shadows by holding things in front of them was rubbish. “He could at least have used things in the same shape as the shadows” she thought.
Siri! I said the fastest route to my DAD’s house, NOT the MAD house!
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The combination of voice recognition software and blindly trusting your GPS claims another victim!
Gloria, desperate to be a man all her life, now deeply regretted answering an AD to be a guinea pig for a new untested transgender clinic.
Splendid! You win:
Some Chinese food!
and a snow angel!:
Third-place winners:
The volatile chef, after hanging the complaining customer, now had a lot of angst about the size of the Peking Duck he had actually served him.
Dr. Mange was not happy when visitors to the clinic ignored his sign.
The Beast looked with sadness as Belle slowly walked away until she disappeared into the horizon.
Nice! You win:
A new haircut!
A friendly meal at McDonald’s!:
and…
a SNOW ANGEL!
Thank you for playing! 
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Wow, Diego! Those are fantastic and very funny prizes. I especially love the snow angels since we had a big snowstorm come through here today. Thanks for all your hard work, and congratulations to everyone for such great captions this time around. 
Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.
Nice Diego. Love the prizes
Duckman: Can you believe it? Five hundred bucks for a parking ticket?
Cornfed Pig: You parked in a handicapped zone.
Duckman: Who cares? Nobody parks there anyway, except for the people who are supposed to park there and, hell, I can outrun them anytime.
I love the prizes, that haircut looks great on that lion, and those brains look delicious 
, but that snow angel 
Everything you need to know about me has already been told.
man I won I won .if I remember correctly and I am certainly not ,lol at any of Diego’s rounds that never happened 
Thanks Diego , and yeaah Chinese food ! , liked that one
Those prizes are hilarious, diego!!!
One of the best rounds yet, imo. The amount of utterly side-splitting captions was insane. Congrats to everyone!!! 
I particularly enjoyed zobraks’ “pretty when drunk”, chrissie’s “transgender mishap”, Advie’s “Sake!”, diego’s “dentist reschedule” and “George”, Sefir’s “beard in progress”, LadyK’s “Lion Sleeps Tonight” and SweetD’s “don’t dead open inside”. 
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
He He Nice prizes Diego, and a great round with sooo many funny captions.
I think your own contribution “Nico: You should stop drinking that stuff, George - it will kill you!” also deserves a prize, and since you can’t declare yourself a winner I have found a little game of speed sled base snow ball for you.
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
Welcome everyone to the first Caption Contest of 2014!! (#38): Face strange Motives in the dark with a smile!
The following Captions come straight from the incoming TWAU 2, Moebius, Valiant hearts: the Great War and Her Majesty’s Spiffing.
Not even ninjas had been immune to playing with IPhone’s new lighting features.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
And now we can travel to all the places our ancestors been to; Cocytus ,Xenon and even Space Quest XII!
“When I said we’d spend a fun evening, I meant a game of cricket, not going to a strip club!”
Ninjas are awesome, but they suck at taking selfies…
How Ozzy Osbourne got the inspiration for Bark at the Moon.
Why the UK Space Agency will never reach the level of NASA: when asked what the mission was, he replied “We go up!”.
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
haha!! bark at the moon hilarious, Tim
haha, good ones, Tim. Especially the ninja selfie one
Duckman: Can you believe it? Five hundred bucks for a parking ticket?
Cornfed Pig: You parked in a handicapped zone.
Duckman: Who cares? Nobody parks there anyway, except for the people who are supposed to park there and, hell, I can outrun them anytime.
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