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Caption Contest!
Bigby Wolf: “Intense Degree, post the results this instant, or I will beat them out of you!”
No pressure. 
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Intense Degree: Okay, which of you two little bastards ate the results of the Caption Contest?
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
Hehe, good one. 
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Ah… the oldest trick in the book. Pretending you’re dead when you’re late with the caption results.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Intense Degree: Welcome everyone to Caption Cont…
Forum police: Oh, no, you’re not!
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Intense Degree: Okay, which of you two little bastards ate the results of the Caption Contest?
That reminds me of Leisure Suit Larry 4: The Missing Floppies with Lowe’s dog who ate it.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Okay guys, you know the score.
Intense has now been missing for more than two weeks and people are starting to get worried. Everything now depends on YOUR ability to track him down.
Sorry boss, I still haven’t found any signs of Intense Degree. I don’t think he is hiding down here.
Sara: Relax Jim, I know you have been fearing the worst, but it is not Intense Degree!
OMG, did you just see what I saw. Wasn’t that Intense Degree disguised as an onion seller.
Timovieman: Hey everybody - This way - I have found Intense Degree!
Intense Degree: No No Monsieur, I assure you I’m just a poor onion seller on my way to the market.
Special Operations Commander Edna of the Adventure Gamers Tactical Unit: So Intense, you though you could worm your way out of posting the result of the caption contest by disguising yourself as an onion seller?!?
Captain Hans Geering: ‘tler! - Helga? Is that you, what is going on here? Is this about the Madonna with the Big Boobies?
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
As it seems like Intense has gone AWOL, and we will never get the results from the last round, then why don’t we just move on? It would be a pity if this thread just withered away 
So ladies and gentlemen welcome to:
Caption Contest 40: April 2014 special
The pictures are all from games released or (originally) planned to be released this month. Respectively Broken Sword 5: The Serpent’s Curse, Moebius, The Tesla Effect, Blackwell Epiphany and… eh… a 2nd screenshot from BS5
Have fun!
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
you got balls Izno , I am not sure I can handle The intense wrath .
you got balls Izno , I am not sure I can handle The intense wrath .
No, SHE’s got balls!
Proof that men are pigs: while the guy on the left is just checking out the legs, Malachi is taking pictures of them with his cellphone and the guys in the crowd are going wild because they can see her underwear…
The truth can’t hurt you, it’s just like the dark: it scares you witless but in time you see things clear and stark. - Elvis Costello
Maybe this time I can be strong, but since I know who I am, I’m probably wrong. Maybe this time I can go far, but thinking about where I’ve been ain’t helping me start. - Michael Kiwanuka
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Worst. Aim. Ever.
Recently finished: Four Last Things 4/5, Edna & Harvey: The Breakout 5/5, Chains of Satinav 3,95/5, A Vampyre Story 88, Sam Peters 3/5, Broken Sword 1 4,5/5, Broken Sword 2 4,3/5, Broken Sword 3 85, Broken Sword 5 81, Gray Matter 4/5\nCurrently playing: Broken Sword 4, Keepsake (Let\‘s Play), Callahan\‘s Crosstime Saloon (post-Community Playthrough)\nLooking forward to: A Playwright’s Tale
Man: So… you hang out here often?
You have to play the game, to find out why you are playing the game! - eXistenZ
Nico regretted her decision to make a career change from journalism to snapling window cleaning.
It was love at first sight.
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