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Old 08-27-2008, 02:09 AM   #741
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Whazing!

Suddenly the milkman has a bare chest with not one chesthair.


I wish I knew what to do.
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Old 08-27-2008, 09:52 AM   #742
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Whazing!

Suddenly the milkman has a bare chest with not one chesthair.
And Jatsie starts cheating on Squinks with the milk man.

(((Gazzongngng)))

You find yourself always knowing what to do and become soooo bored since there are no surprises or wondering in your life anymore.

I wish I didn't have to do the dishes tonight.
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:04 AM   #743
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I wish Squinky would stop cheating on me with the milkman.
Aww... how'd you know I was just replaying Psychonauts? "I am the milkman. My milk is delicious."

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I wish I didn't have to do the dishes tonight.
The milkman does them for you, then blows up your house.

I wish people would stop using that stupid-sounding "-sie" suffix.
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:57 AM   #744
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*Swoosie Kurtz implodes*
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Old 09-01-2008, 09:31 PM   #745
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I wish people would stop using that stupid-sounding "-sie" suffix.
Bnnvvvtttt!!!

People stop using the "-sie" suffix and use "-san" instead. The atmosphere on the forums suddenly is a lot more formal. Howdy, Squinky-san!

I wish for summer to start today.
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:00 PM   #746
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Bnnvvvtttt!!!

People stop using the "-sie" suffix and use "-san" instead. The atmosphere on the forums suddenly is a lot more formal. Howdy, Squinky-san!

I wish for summer to start today.
***bing***

Summer has now begun and you have lost 20 pounds from the horrible heat.


I wish for a nap
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Old 09-07-2008, 07:24 PM   #747
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[QUOTE=bulldog;481139I wish for a nap[/QUOTE]

Shhhhhhvuuuinggggg! *sparkle*

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your fur!

I wish for more free time.
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Old 09-07-2008, 09:08 PM   #748
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* Ni! *

You get a life sentence for driving two kilometers an hour above the speed limit. In jail you have all the free time you want.

My mother has her birthday today. I wish her a pain-free hip.
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Old 09-08-2008, 12:46 AM   #749
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*GLUMP*
Your mother now has a second hip. It just sorta hangs off the other one.

I'm wishing, I'm wishing, for the one I love to find me, to find me today.
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Old 09-08-2008, 07:08 PM   #750
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*whhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaTHUMP*

"Hi honey. So I was supposed to pay off all of those credit cards?"

I wish I could spend the rest of my days at leisure in world travel.
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Old 09-09-2008, 05:02 AM   #751
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*whhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaTHUMP*

"Hi honey. So I was supposed to pay off all of those credit cards?"
I don't get it.
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Old 09-10-2008, 07:16 PM   #752
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(The curse is that you find your love, but she also loves your plastic)
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Old 09-10-2008, 09:17 PM   #753
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I wish I could spend the rest of my days at leisure in world travel.
AaaaaaAAAAaaaararrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!

You wake up in the cabin of a zeppelin. It floats through the air at low altitude, and you marvel at the beauty of our planet. After having circled the world twice the zeppelin lands, and you spend the rest of your life hugging trees.


I wish to win the picture contests I have applied for. The first one is about who made the most beautiful electron microscope picture, and the other one about who made the best fotograph.
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I wish to win the picture contests I have applied for. The first one is about who made the most beautiful electron microscope picture, and the other one about who made the best fotograph.
*sprinkle*

You win all the picture contests and people are coming to you for lessons.

I wish for more inspiration
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Old 09-16-2008, 05:57 AM   #755
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You become inspired...
... to run naked through a shopping centre armed with an assault rifle.

I wish I was less hard on myself.
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Old 09-16-2008, 11:16 AM   #756
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Flub!

Your erection disappears.

I wish I knew what picture to send in for the photo contest.
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You decide to send the photo that sucks the least. And there's a stinkbug in your pie.

I wish for trees of green, red roses too. And see them bloom, for me and you
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Old 09-16-2008, 12:13 PM   #758
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You decide to send the photo that sucks the least.
You've obviously seen the pictures I took last saturday


P-p-p-pong!

You wait 10 months and your wish comes true.


I wish I had more self-control.
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You've obviously seen the pictures I took last saturday


P-p-p-pong!

You wait 10 months and your wish comes true.


I wish I had more self-control.
*ding*

You bought a watch that gives you self control. When you are feeling out of control the watch send a hardy zap threw you wrist.

i wish for a few quite moments
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:12 PM   #760
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i wish for a few quite moments
[huuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssshhhhh *bamboo crackling from gentle winds in the far distance*]

Thus you are granted your quiet, Mrs Bulldog, for a few moments, the end of which is haralded with a very loud KARANG of the big ol' gong at your feet!

I wish for time off of work where the work doesn't pile up on me to clean up when I return from time off.
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