08-27-2008, 02:09 AM | #741 |
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Whazing!
Suddenly the milkman has a bare chest with not one chesthair. I wish I knew what to do. |
08-27-2008, 09:52 AM | #742 | |
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(((Gazzongngng))) You find yourself always knowing what to do and become soooo bored since there are no surprises or wondering in your life anymore. I wish I didn't have to do the dishes tonight.
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08-27-2008, 10:04 AM | #743 |
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Aww... how'd you know I was just replaying Psychonauts? "I am the milkman. My milk is delicious."
The milkman does them for you, then blows up your house. I wish people would stop using that stupid-sounding "-sie" suffix.
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08-27-2008, 10:57 AM | #744 |
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*Swoosie Kurtz implodes*
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09-01-2008, 09:31 PM | #745 |
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09-05-2008, 12:00 PM | #746 | |
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Summer has now begun and you have lost 20 pounds from the horrible heat. I wish for a nap
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09-07-2008, 07:24 PM | #747 |
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[QUOTE=bulldog;481139I wish for a nap[/QUOTE]
Shhhhhhvuuuinggggg! *sparkle* Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your fur! I wish for more free time.
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09-07-2008, 09:08 PM | #748 |
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* Ni! *
You get a life sentence for driving two kilometers an hour above the speed limit. In jail you have all the free time you want. My mother has her birthday today. I wish her a pain-free hip. |
09-08-2008, 12:46 AM | #749 |
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*GLUMP*
Your mother now has a second hip. It just sorta hangs off the other one. I'm wishing, I'm wishing, for the one I love to find me, to find me today. |
09-08-2008, 07:08 PM | #750 |
The Major Grubert.
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*whhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaTHUMP*
"Hi honey. So I was supposed to pay off all of those credit cards?" I wish I could spend the rest of my days at leisure in world travel.
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09-09-2008, 05:02 AM | #751 |
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I don't get it.
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09-10-2008, 07:16 PM | #752 |
The Major Grubert.
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(The curse is that you find your love, but she also loves your plastic)
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09-10-2008, 09:17 PM | #753 | |
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You wake up in the cabin of a zeppelin. It floats through the air at low altitude, and you marvel at the beauty of our planet. After having circled the world twice the zeppelin lands, and you spend the rest of your life hugging trees. I wish to win the picture contests I have applied for. The first one is about who made the most beautiful electron microscope picture, and the other one about who made the best fotograph. |
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09-16-2008, 05:37 AM | #754 | |
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You win all the picture contests and people are coming to you for lessons. I wish for more inspiration
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09-16-2008, 05:57 AM | #755 |
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You become inspired...
... to run naked through a shopping centre armed with an assault rifle. I wish I was less hard on myself.
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09-16-2008, 11:16 AM | #756 |
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Flub!
Your erection disappears. I wish I knew what picture to send in for the photo contest. |
09-16-2008, 11:36 AM | #757 |
The Greater
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You decide to send the photo that sucks the least. And there's a stinkbug in your pie.
I wish for trees of green, red roses too. And see them bloom, for me and you |
09-16-2008, 12:13 PM | #758 |
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09-16-2008, 03:20 PM | #759 | |
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You bought a watch that gives you self control. When you are feeling out of control the watch send a hardy zap threw you wrist. i wish for a few quite moments
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09-19-2008, 07:12 PM | #760 |
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[huuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssshhhhh *bamboo crackling from gentle winds in the far distance*]
Thus you are granted your quiet, Mrs Bulldog, for a few moments, the end of which is haralded with a very loud KARANG of the big ol' gong at your feet! I wish for time off of work where the work doesn't pile up on me to clean up when I return from time off.
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