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Old 07-25-2008, 02:09 AM   #701
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"UGGGLGG!"
The thread is now undead:

I wish, I wish.. I wish for brains!
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Old 07-25-2008, 11:17 AM   #702
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You wake up and find yourself a brain in a jar, along with everyone else.

I wish for flesh.
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Old 07-25-2008, 11:38 AM   #703
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You've got tons of flesh.....on your hips.

I wish I wasn't tired.
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Old 07-25-2008, 01:09 PM   #704
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Znong! You are not tired anymore, but your family suddenly has stomach-cramps, as a side-effect of the spell. They lie in bed, moaning, and run back and forth to the bathroom. You have to do all the washing-up from the vacation yourself, and take care of your poor husband and kids.

I wish we had a second Earth.
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Old 07-26-2008, 11:03 AM   #705
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Ummm.. does that one really need to be corrupted? It's just too easy a target.
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Old 08-01-2008, 11:24 PM   #706
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* Ulla! * We now have a Second Earth. The intelligence immeasurably superior to our own that had been regarding the original Earth with envious eyes and slowly but surely making its plans against us nicks the second Earth and uses the original Earth for target practice.

I wish my Real Player was behaving properly (It recorded Billy Idol twice. Also if I play a song by this group I get a song by this group instead)
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Old 08-02-2008, 02:41 PM   #707
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*zing fairy dust6*

Your Real Player is now working the correct way, and you now dancing to Billy Idol.

I wish for more hours in the day
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:09 PM   #708
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Plunk! There are more hours in the day now. Your day- and night rythm gets totally messed uo because you still need 8 hours of sleep after you have been awake for 16 hours.

I wish I could go on vacation to the moon.
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:28 PM   #709
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*Abra-Kadabra!*

A ticket gets you onto the first travel spaceship, headed for the moon. Unfortunately, it was a one-way ticket that did not include a spacesuit, so you are found stuck on the moon with no atmosphere, and die in the first .08 seconds. Good thing, too, since that ticket wasn't free, and being the first one sold commercially, you owe $786,566,640,549,380.

I wish I could have Iago from "Aladdin".
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Old 08-03-2008, 12:41 AM   #710
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*jksdvhadwgyu!!*
Iago arrives at your house and is a pleasant addition to your life... until you realise that his previous owner had taught him to shout only racist slurs.
He is also incontinent.

I wish that I had the power to make people make Ewok noises at any time.
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:06 PM   #711
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<sound of many disturbed pebbles rattling down the large bolder face and falling into the still pool below>

So be it. Your next espresso order will be interesting. Watch the floor for net traps.

I wish everyone knew how to play guitar.
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Old 08-05-2008, 07:24 PM   #712
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*poof*

Everyone can now play the guitar, and are drowning each other out, so now the sound of a bird or other natural sound is extinct. And all of them think they know everything now and tell you how YOU are playing it wrong.

I want my boyfriend to stop ignoring me...
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:22 PM   #713
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A fortune teller convinces your boyfriend that you will inevitably kill him, and that he can only influence when that will happen.

I wish for the power to communicate with the dead, on my own terms.
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Old 08-05-2008, 08:32 PM   #714
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*magic fairy dust*

The dead rise out of their graves and follow you around till you want to talk to them. A particularly angry one that was murdered and out for revenge comes up and slits your throat so you join the line of ghosts wandering around, where you can speak to them all you want.

I wish I had all of the adventure games in the world and enough time to play them without loosing any sleep!
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Old 08-06-2008, 12:34 AM   #715
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*kerflump*
All the adventure games in the world, still in their boxes, fall together on top of you. You are crushed and killed. Now you've got as much time as you like, though it turns out the afterlife only has one computer, in high demand, and it's a bit broken.

I wish you'd all go play my game!
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Old 08-06-2008, 03:35 AM   #716
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Zzzeeerrraaaggg!!!

Everyone from these forums are itching to play your game and rush to download it. But there's a huge web server overload, so not everyone is able to for many weeks.

I wish i had a social life.
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*zap*

You now have a social life, where so many people want to hang out with you that they will not let you have time to sleep. You find out the only reason they want to hang out with you is because your rich, and they really don't care about you. Now, two groups of people are fighting over you, and each taking an arm, they end up tearing you in half.

I wish I could find my Mr. Right.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:10 AM   #718
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*Why, hello there.*
You meet him. And his wife.

I wish I had a real programmer and artist working for me.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:14 AM   #719
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*poof*

You now have a real programmer and artist working for you...until they quit 5 seconds later when they figure out you have no money to pay them...

I wish I could visit England.
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Old 08-06-2008, 09:52 AM   #720
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Zing!

You're in London during World War II. A V2 drops on your head and kills you. I hope you enjoyed the 3 seconds in London!

I wish I knew that woman I keep thinking about better.
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