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Old 09-19-2008, 09:55 PM   #761
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ZZZnnung!

Your meatspace inbox is now connected to a shredder and your email inbox automagically sends all email to the trash. You come back from vacation and have a very hard time finding out what the latest crisis in your company is, and what is expected of you.

I wish for breakfast in bed together with a nice girl.
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Old 09-20-2008, 12:50 AM   #762
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DJfgiluehfuiojio

You eat the girl for breakfast... and an investigation is underway. The police called earlier to say they would be at your house in four minutes to ask questions - and you haven't cleaned up all the evidence!!!!

I wish to be happily with a nice girl.
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Old 09-20-2008, 12:55 AM   #763
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Zurt!

I just ate the only girl you would ever be happy with.


I wish I hadn't eaten so much.
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Old 09-21-2008, 01:47 AM   #764
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Okay, you've only eaten her head. The rest is still there. I'm sure this will help your trial. Everyone who ever knew you is hoping for the death sentence. By the way, the press got to your house before the cops did. (This story was so gleefully news-worthy it activated all their sixth senses.) The rest of the body still being there means they get a much better picture than they would have, which gets put on the front page of every newspaper in the world.


I wish I could play musical instruments on the Jewish day of rest.
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:14 PM   #765
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Boing! You can play musical instruments at the Jewish Day of Rest. Unfortunately, as a side-effect of the spell, you also are deaf. You play extremely loud and out of tune, and people eventually tie you to a tree.

I wish my new camera had arrived in Gronau.
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:51 PM   #766
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*tinkle -dinkle*

Your camera is in Gronau, but it came in 37 separate boxes and you must put your camera together.

I wish to have this quilt completed
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Old 09-28-2008, 10:46 AM   #767
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ngik!

You quilt is completed by your kids, and is now full of drule, and accidentally sewn together in the weirdest places. Remarkably no one got hurt.

I wish for a good night's sleep.
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Old 09-29-2008, 12:03 PM   #768
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*zing*

You have a unknown substance in you tea and you fall fast a sleep

I wish I was not going to be by myself this weekend.

*fixes tsa some nice hot tea*
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Old 09-29-2008, 01:36 PM   #769
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*ploink*
Your soul flies into a drifter on the other side of the earth who has just lost his memory due to a flowerpot that has landed on his head and which has caused him to topple over into an open manhole. There is no way ever you can even get out of the sewer you just fell in.

I wish I wasn't so hungry when I need to sleep
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Old 10-05-2008, 08:30 PM   #770
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Brub!

You are not hungry anymore when you need to sleep. Your weight deminishes rapidly, and before you know it people don't recognize you anymore. You decide to get a new career and new friends, and you live happily ever after.

I wish I slept better.
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Old 10-06-2008, 05:20 PM   #771
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*zing*

I have now sent you magic sleeping dust and you sleep better then any one in the world.

I need a nap
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Old 10-07-2008, 04:11 AM   #772
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*GAHAN*

The Magical Wish Gnome appears, but you are in backwards land and what you said was "Pan a deen I!!", which makes him believe you to be a vengeful witch.
He therefore chases you and summons up some creatures to pursue you until death.

I wish I was less susceptible to becoming crazy about people.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:10 AM   #773
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*padadydam*
You are now unable to become crazy about anyone. This, although a relief for the fist few months, becomes rather dull and you wish vervently to at least become crazy about ANYONE, ANYONE AT ALL.
So you become crazy about your evil stepmother's evil twinsister, who immediately grabs her chance (and you) and refuses to let you go ever again.

I wish my internship was arranged.
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:55 PM   #774
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*whhhhhhhheeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhssssh hhhh, ksh, ksh, ksh, THUD*

Your wish is but my only command. Please report to Hyperbad, India at 5am in the morning to begin serving coffee and fried dough(nuts) to outsourced sustained engineering developers who are displacing engineering positions in your homeland.

I wish I were a movie star!
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Old 10-10-2008, 04:42 AM   #775
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Plink!

You are now a Bollywood movie star. Everywhere you go people shout at you and try to get your attention, but since you don't speak their language you don't have a clue what they're on about.

I wish, I wish... I wish I were a fish.
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Old 10-10-2008, 05:08 AM   #776
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Lqkejr!

You don't turn into a fish, because the granting of your wish simply results in you wishing you wished you were a fish.

I wish I was somewhat desirable.
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Old 10-10-2008, 11:41 AM   #777
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Honey, you are!
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Old 10-11-2008, 12:12 PM   #778
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Not to me you aren't.

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Old 11-03-2008, 08:36 PM   #779
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Plink!

You are now a Bollywood movie star. Everywhere you go people shout at you and try to get your attention, but since you don't speak their language you don't have a clue what they're on about.

I wish, I wish... I wish I were a fish.
<Glu-u-u-u-uh-uh-ugb-ugb-ugb-ugb>

Fish? Meet whale.
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Old 11-04-2008, 05:32 AM   #780
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Hi whale! I'm a whale shark. You are small.
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