Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 39

tsa · 09-19-2008, 09:55 PM

ZZZnnung!

Your meatspace inbox is now connected to a shredder and your email inbox automagically sends all email to the trash. You come back from vacation and have a very hard time finding out what the latest crisis in your company is, and what is expected of you.

I wish for breakfast in bed together with a nice girl.

Hammerite · 09-20-2008, 12:50 AM

DJfgiluehfuiojio

You eat the girl for breakfast... and an investigation is underway. The police called earlier to say they would be at your house in four minutes to ask questions - and you haven't cleaned up all the evidence!!!!

I wish to be happily with a nice girl.

tsa · 09-20-2008, 12:55 AM

Zurt!

I just ate the only girl you would ever be happy with.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much.

MoriartyL · 09-21-2008, 01:47 AM

Okay, you've only eaten her head. The rest is still there. I'm sure this will help your trial. Everyone who ever knew you is hoping for the death sentence. By the way, the press got to your house before the cops did. (This story was so gleefully news-worthy it activated all their sixth senses.) The rest of the body still being there means they get a much better picture than they would have, which gets put on the front page of every newspaper in the world.

I wish I could play musical instruments on the Jewish day of rest.

tsa · 09-26-2008, 02:14 PM

Boing! You can play musical instruments at the Jewish Day of Rest. Unfortunately, as a side-effect of the spell, you also are deaf. You play extremely loud and out of tune, and people eventually tie you to a tree.

I wish my new camera had arrived in Gronau.

bulldog · 09-26-2008, 03:51 PM

*tinkle -dinkle*

Your camera is in Gronau, but it came in 37 separate boxes and you must put your camera together.

I wish to have this quilt completed

tsa · 09-28-2008, 10:46 AM

ngik!

You quilt is completed by your kids, and is now full of drule, and accidentally sewn together in the weirdest places. Remarkably no one got hurt.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

bulldog · 09-29-2008, 12:03 PM

*zing*

You have a unknown substance in you tea and you fall fast a sleep

I wish I was not going to be by myself this weekend.

*fixes tsa some nice hot tea*

Luna Sevithiainen · 09-29-2008, 01:36 PM

*ploink*
Your soul flies into a drifter on the other side of the earth who has just lost his memory due to a flowerpot that has landed on his head and which has caused him to topple over into an open manhole. There is no way ever you can even get out of the sewer you just fell in.

I wish I wasn't so hungry when I need to sleep

tsa · 10-05-2008, 08:30 PM

Brub!

You are not hungry anymore when you need to sleep. Your weight deminishes rapidly, and before you know it people don't recognize you anymore. You decide to get a new career and new friends, and you live happily ever after.

I wish I slept better.

bulldog · 10-06-2008, 05:20 PM

*zing*

I have now sent you magic sleeping dust and you sleep better then any one in the world.

I need a nap

Hammerite · 10-07-2008, 04:11 AM

*GAHAN*

The Magical Wish Gnome appears, but you are in backwards land and what you said was "Pan a deen I!!", which makes him believe you to be a vengeful witch.
He therefore chases you and summons up some creatures to pursue you until death.

I wish I was less susceptible to becoming crazy about people.

Luna Sevithiainen · 10-08-2008, 05:10 AM

*padadydam*
You are now unable to become crazy about anyone. This, although a relief for the fist few months, becomes rather dull and you wish vervently to at least become crazy about ANYONE, ANYONE AT ALL.
So you become crazy about your evil stepmother's evil twinsister, who immediately grabs her chance (and you) and refuses to let you go ever again.

I wish my internship was arranged.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 10-08-2008, 07:55 PM

*whhhhhhhheeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhssssh hhhh, ksh, ksh, ksh, THUD*

Your wish is but my only command. Please report to Hyperbad, India at 5am in the morning to begin serving coffee and fried dough(nuts) to outsourced sustained engineering developers who are displacing engineering positions in your homeland.

I wish I were a movie star!

tsa · 10-10-2008, 04:42 AM

Plink!

You are now a Bollywood movie star. Everywhere you go people shout at you and try to get your attention, but since you don't speak their language you don't have a clue what they're on about.

I wish, I wish... I wish I were a fish.

Hammerite · 10-10-2008, 05:08 AM

Lqkejr!

You don't turn into a fish, because the granting of your wish simply results in you wishing you wished you were a fish.

I wish I was somewhat desirable.

Jelena · 10-10-2008, 11:41 AM

Honey, you are!

tsa · 10-11-2008, 12:12 PM

Not to me you aren't.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 11-03-2008, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsa

Plink!

You are now a Bollywood movie star. Everywhere you go people shout at you and try to get your attention, but since you don't speak their language you don't have a clue what they're on about.

I wish, I wish... I wish I were a fish.

<Glu-u-u-u-uh-uh-ugb-ugb-ugb-ugb>

Fish? Meet whale.

tsa · 11-04-2008, 05:32 AM

Hi whale! I'm a whale shark. You are small.

09-19-2008, 09:55 PM	#761
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	ZZZnnung! Your meatspace inbox is now connected to a shredder and your email inbox automagically sends all email to the trash. You come back from vacation and have a very hard time finding out what the latest crisis in your company is, and what is expected of you. I wish for breakfast in bed together with a nice girl. Share Share this post on Twitter

09-20-2008, 12:50 AM	#762
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	DJfgiluehfuiojio You eat the girl for breakfast... and an investigation is underway. The police called earlier to say they would be at your house in four minutes to ask questions - and you haven't cleaned up all the evidence!!!! I wish to be happily with a nice girl. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

09-20-2008, 12:55 AM	#763
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Zurt! I just ate the only girl you would ever be happy with. I wish I hadn't eaten so much. Share Share this post on Twitter

09-21-2008, 01:47 AM	#764
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	Okay, you've only eaten her head. The rest is still there. I'm sure this will help your trial. Everyone who ever knew you is hoping for the death sentence. By the way, the press got to your house before the cops did. (This story was so gleefully news-worthy it activated all their sixth senses.) The rest of the body still being there means they get a much better picture than they would have, which gets put on the front page of every newspaper in the world. I wish I could play musical instruments on the Jewish day of rest. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

09-26-2008, 02:14 PM	#765
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Boing! You can play musical instruments at the Jewish Day of Rest. Unfortunately, as a side-effect of the spell, you also are deaf. You play extremely loud and out of tune, and people eventually tie you to a tree. I wish my new camera had arrived in Gronau. Share Share this post on Twitter

09-26-2008, 03:51 PM	#766
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	tinkle -dinkle Your camera is in Gronau, but it came in 37 separate boxes and you must put your camera together. I wish to have this quilt completed Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

09-28-2008, 10:46 AM	#767
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	ngik! You quilt is completed by your kids, and is now full of drule, and accidentally sewn together in the weirdest places. Remarkably no one got hurt. I wish for a good night's sleep. Share Share this post on Twitter

09-29-2008, 12:03 PM	#768
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	zing You have a unknown substance in you tea and you fall fast a sleep I wish I was not going to be by myself this weekend. fixes tsa some nice hot tea Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

09-29-2008, 01:36 PM	#769
Luna Sevithiainen Pixiehunter Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 760	ploink Your soul flies into a drifter on the other side of the earth who has just lost his memory due to a flowerpot that has landed on his head and which has caused him to topple over into an open manhole. There is no way ever you can even get out of the sewer you just fell in. I wish I wasn't so hungry when I need to sleep Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ A prince is it? I see. And I am Lord of this dusty path!

10-05-2008, 08:30 PM	#770
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Brub! You are not hungry anymore when you need to sleep. Your weight deminishes rapidly, and before you know it people don't recognize you anymore. You decide to get a new career and new friends, and you live happily ever after. I wish I slept better. Share Share this post on Twitter

10-06-2008, 05:20 PM	#771
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	zing I have now sent you magic sleeping dust and you sleep better then any one in the world. I need a nap Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

10-07-2008, 04:11 AM	#772
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	GAHAN The Magical Wish Gnome appears, but you are in backwards land and what you said was "Pan a deen I!!", which makes him believe you to be a vengeful witch. He therefore chases you and summons up some creatures to pursue you until death. I wish I was less susceptible to becoming crazy about people. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

10-08-2008, 05:10 AM	#773
Luna Sevithiainen Pixiehunter Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 760	padadydam You are now unable to become crazy about anyone. This, although a relief for the fist few months, becomes rather dull and you wish vervently to at least become crazy about ANYONE, ANYONE AT ALL. So you become crazy about your evil stepmother's evil twinsister, who immediately grabs her chance (and you) and refuses to let you go ever again. I wish my internship was arranged. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ A prince is it? I see. And I am Lord of this dusty path!

10-08-2008, 07:55 PM	#774
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	whhhhhhhheeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhssssh hhhh, ksh, ksh, ksh, THUD Your wish is but my only command. Please report to Hyperbad, India at 5am in the morning to begin serving coffee and fried dough(nuts) to outsourced sustained engineering developers who are displacing engineering positions in your homeland. I wish I were a movie star! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ People don't wear enough hats.

10-10-2008, 04:42 AM	#775
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Plink! You are now a Bollywood movie star. Everywhere you go people shout at you and try to get your attention, but since you don't speak their language you don't have a clue what they're on about. I wish, I wish... I wish I were a fish. Share Share this post on Twitter

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10-10-2008, 05:08 AM	#776
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Lqkejr! You don't turn into a fish, because the granting of your wish simply results in you wishing you wished you were a fish. I wish I was somewhat desirable. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

10-10-2008, 11:41 AM	#777
Jelena Lazy Bee Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	Honey, you are! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Temporary guest in your life

10-11-2008, 12:12 PM	#778
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Not to me you aren't. Share Share this post on Twitter

11-04-2008, 05:32 AM	#780
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Hi whale! I'm a whale shark. You are small. Share Share this post on Twitter