06-04-2007, 10:24 AM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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*shazam* The next time you go to see Pirates 3, they end up showing Amélie except with all the characters wearing pirate outfits.
I wish I could feel the love tonight.
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06-04-2007, 12:29 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
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You're penniless and homeless. No more worries about money, ever. I wish these lazy ass building maintenance men would stop using their goddamn loud, environmentally polluting gas guzzling engine powered lawnmowers and leaf blowers and instead switch to quiet rakes and push blade mowers.
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platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs | gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii | blog: a space alien | book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris | games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain | sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer | music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake | twitter: a_space_alien |
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06-04-2007, 12:38 PM
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Lazy Bee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweden
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*swoooosh*
There's a rift in the space-time continuum and we all go back to prehistoric times. The only noise that bothers you now is the roar from an occasional dinosaur. I wish these next four days would pass really fast.
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06-04-2007, 12:56 PM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
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*Bam-Thwok!*
The next four days pass so fast that you get "passage-of-time"-sickness and spend the next four SLOOOOOW days in the bathroom throwing up. I wish My Bloody Valentine would hurry up w/ that third album!
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06-04-2007, 01:06 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
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* BURP! *
They release their third album today - a photo album taken by the band members themselves of other people's pets dressed in designer pet clothes. I wish I had an endless supply of watermelon for the summer.
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platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs | gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii | blog: a space alien | book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris | games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain | sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer | music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake | twitter: a_space_alien |
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06-05-2007, 05:38 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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*twinkle*
You have an endless supply of watermelon. You have so much watermelon that you start eating it for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday. As a result of eating so much watermelon seeds start coming out of your ears. I wish for a piece of toast
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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06-05-2007, 12:51 PM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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Fweepongoing
You have a piece of toast which is animated and has knowledge of multiple forms of weaponry. This Toast of War proceeds to level your house. I wish I didn't have to get up extra early for work this week. (Out of office so I have further to commute)
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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06-05-2007, 02:21 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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Hey Step,
That web site is too funny...... toast of war  you crack me up *zingzang* You choose not to get up early next week.You decided that you would best serve your client if you slept in. Your client has fired you and now you sit at home eating bon-bons all day. I wish for some pretty flowers
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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06-05-2007, 02:33 PM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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You get some pretty flowers from John Otway. Sadly you don't listen to his musical advice about them and they get you when your back is turned. I wish someone would name something after me.
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06-05-2007, 02:42 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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I have petitioned Hot Wheels and now this little car is now called “The Step Mobile”. 
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06-26-2007, 12:06 PM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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* Furry Pur-twoing!*
She does but the wish is so corrupted that the whole world turns into an Orwellian dystopia where only the most corrupt evil murderers can survive. I wish that there were more trees in this Orwellian dystopia.
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06-27-2007, 05:17 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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I send Hammerite a bag of seeds to plant trees all over the world, Hammerite makes it his mission in life to plant trees all over the world.
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06-27-2007, 09:03 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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I wish that I had lots of money to start my business. Ok tsa I made a wish
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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06-27-2007, 09:50 AM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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You have too much money. You become snaggletoothed and greedy and you snarl at small children.
I wish I didn't have to plant trees, so I could spend time with the love of my life.
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06-28-2007, 04:43 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*zing-zang- bang*
You get to send every waking minute with the love of your life, she get so attached to you that she decided to cut you in half so that she can clone you and have two Hams. I wish this cold would go away
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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06-28-2007, 06:30 AM
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Biomechanoid
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 543
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Kapoweeeh!
Your cold is gone forever! However, with your smell coming back you realize that the love of your life really reeks. The smell is worse than 100 year old eggs served on your grandma's knickers! I wish I got kissed by Lindsay Lohan...
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