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Old 06-04-2007, 09:36 AM   #541
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*blurt*

In all future Super Mario games, the Shy Guys get an unlockable romance option. Yay, Shy Guys!


I wish Pirates 3 had been a better film.
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:24 AM   #542
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*shazam* The next time you go to see Pirates 3, they end up showing Amélie except with all the characters wearing pirate outfits.

I wish I could feel the love tonight.
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:22 PM   #543
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*zoom-zoom!*

I'll be there by 6:30. Wear something nice!

I wish I could curb my spending.
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:29 PM   #544
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I wish I could curb my spending.
* SPLAT! *

You're penniless and homeless. No more worries about money, ever.



I wish these lazy ass building maintenance men would stop using their goddamn loud, environmentally polluting gas guzzling engine powered lawnmowers and leaf blowers and instead switch to quiet rakes and push blade mowers.
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:38 PM   #545
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*swoooosh*

There's a rift in the space-time continuum and we all go back to prehistoric times. The only noise that bothers you now is the roar from an occasional dinosaur.


I wish these next four days would pass really fast.
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:56 PM   #546
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*Bam-Thwok!*
The next four days pass so fast that you get "passage-of-time"-sickness and spend the next four SLOOOOOW days in the bathroom throwing up.

I wish My Bloody Valentine would hurry up w/ that third album!
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Old 06-04-2007, 01:06 PM   #547
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* BURP! *

They release their third album today - a photo album taken by the band members themselves of other people's pets dressed in designer pet clothes.



I wish I had an endless supply of watermelon for the summer.
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Old 06-05-2007, 05:38 AM   #548
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*twinkle*

You have an endless supply of watermelon. You have so much watermelon that you start eating it for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday. As a result of eating so much watermelon seeds start coming out of your ears.

I wish for a piece of toast
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Old 06-05-2007, 12:51 PM   #549
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Fweepongoing

You have a piece of toast which is animated and has knowledge of multiple forms of weaponry. This Toast of War proceeds to level your house.

I wish I didn't have to get up extra early for work this week. (Out of office so I have further to commute)
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A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
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Old 06-05-2007, 02:21 PM   #550
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Hey Step,

That web site is too funny...... toast of war you crack me up


*zingzang*

You choose not to get up early next week.You decided that you would best serve your client if you slept in. Your client has fired you and now you sit at home eating bon-bons all day.

I wish for some pretty flowers
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Hey Step,

That web site is too funny...... toast of war you crack me up
It's in my favourites under the heading "Surreal"

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I wish for some pretty flowers
Pwingly pwingly pwingly.

You get some pretty flowers from John Otway. Sadly you don't listen to his musical advice about them and they get you when your back is turned.

I wish someone would name something after me.
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Old 06-05-2007, 02:42 PM   #552
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I wish someone would name something after me.
*wingwongwing*
I have petitioned Hot Wheels and now this little car is now called “The Step Mobile”.
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Old 06-26-2007, 11:30 AM   #553
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I wish Bullsie would make a wish so we can continue this thread.
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* Furry Pur-twoing!*

She does but the wish is so corrupted that the whole world turns into an Orwellian dystopia where only the most corrupt evil murderers can survive.

I wish that there were more trees in this Orwellian dystopia.
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I wish Bullsie would make a wish so we can continue this thread.
*blushes* ooopppsss I forgot, I’m so sorry


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* Furry Pur-twoing!*

She does but the wish is so corrupted that the whole world turns into an Orwellian dystopia where only the most corrupt evil murderers can survive.
ha, ha my plan has worked

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I wish that there were more trees in this Orwellian dystopia.
*zing- zang*
I send Hammerite a bag of seeds to plant trees all over the world, Hammerite makes it his mission in life to plant trees all over the world.
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Old 06-27-2007, 08:52 AM   #556
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I wish Bullsie would make a wish so we can continue this thread.
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I wish Bullsie would make a wish so we can continue this thread.
OMG I can't believe that I did it again...... you must think that I'm about dumb as dirt......ok here you go


I wish that I had lots of money to start my business.

Ok tsa I made a wish
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Old 06-27-2007, 09:50 AM   #558
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You have too much money. You become snaggletoothed and greedy and you snarl at small children.

I wish I didn't have to plant trees, so I could spend time with the love of my life.
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Old 06-28-2007, 04:43 AM   #559
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*zing-zang- bang*

You get to send every waking minute with the love of your life, she get so attached to you that she decided to cut you in half so that she can clone you and have two Hams.


I wish this cold would go away
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Old 06-28-2007, 06:30 AM   #560
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Kapoweeeh!

Your cold is gone forever! However, with your smell coming back you realize that the love of your life really reeks. The smell is worse than 100 year old eggs served on your grandma's knickers!

I wish I got kissed by Lindsay Lohan...
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