[Trunkyo]

Schwing-schwing!

You find out these horrible fantasies have been implanted into your brain by evil pandas and koalas as revenge for your constant wishing that they would explode and die, making you wish they would explode and die in even more gruesome ways, resulting in them implanting even more horrible fantasies into your brain, ad infinitum.

I wish I could have dolsot bibimbap for dinner.

[bulldog]

*aiogjokajgkang*

You are served a delicious plate of dolsot bibimbap with a side of Sannakji....... all is well until your Sannakji decideds to jump off the plate and run and jump on your sisters head sending her into the loony bend for psychiatric evaluation.


I wish for a nice vacation

[Trunkyo]

That's cheating, bullsie dear, you didn't corrupt the wish properly! The sannakji has nothing to do with the bibimbap and you involved my sister instead of me. (You should've had the server accidentally slide the sizzling stone bowl into my lap, sending me to the emergency room with a severe but embarrassing burn...or something like that. )

Pew-pew-pew! You have been rewarded with a nice six-month vacation in the same loony bin as my sister. Some big guys in white arrive to dress you in a nice "jacket" to chauffeur you there.

I wish I could try some of bullsie's pie.

[tsa]

WWWWWOP!!! You are at Bullsie's, and she offers you a big tasty pie. You eat to your heart's content, but the next day you discover that the pie was poisoned and now you are the only human who is able to fly like the dragon Erroll in Terry Pratchett's "Guards! Guards!"

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I wish my rabbit's cage cleaned itself when necessary.

[bulldog]

Originally Posted by tsa

WWWWWOP!!! You are at Bullsie's, and she offers you a big tasty pie. You eat to your heart's content, but the next day you discover that the pie was poisoned and now you are the only human who is able to fly like the dragon Erroll in Terry Pratchett's "Guards! Guards!"

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I wish my rabbit's cage cleaned itself when necessary.

*yuaiyuqoprt*

Your rabbits cage cleans its self and does the dishes and cleans the windows, but go crazy and starts to shave the cutie bunnies everyday creating an outragious mess.

I wish I could come up with better wishes.

Originally Posted by Trunkyo

That's cheating, bullsie dear, you didn't corrupt the wish properly! The sannakji has nothing to do with the bibimbap and you involved my sister instead of me. (You should've had the server accidentally slide the sizzling stone bowl into my lap, sending me to the emergency room with a severe but embarrassing burn...or something like that. )

Well if you put it like that

Originally Posted by Trunkyo

You have been rewarded with a nice six-month vacation in the same loony bin as my sister.

Would you at least vist me when you visit your sister ?

[tsa]

Pof!
While in the loony bin together with Trunc's sister you wish you were visited by me, tsa! However, since telepathy is outside my amazing abilities I never hear of your wish and on a sad day you are the victim of the evil sannakji that is on Trunc's sister's head. While you are sleeping it slithers to your toes and starts eating you slowly. You die an agonizing death.

I wish I were driving around in my car with the roof down and a nice girl on the passenger's seat next to me.

[Trunkyo]

*waves to bullsie in the "Highbury Hilton"*

Verjaardagstaart!

You are driving around in your car with the roof down with a nice female octopus swimming in a tank in the passenger seat; however, after hitting a bump in the road, the startled octopus flings itself onto your face, blocking your view, causing you to make gurgly screams and drive uncontrollably until you crash your car into a tree. To make matters worse, you realize you've crossed over into Germany, where German police charge with with unsafe operation of a motor vehicle and illegal smuggling of an aquatic lifeform.

I wish I didn't have to re-send any more tax forms to students who were too irresponsible to update their addresses.

[bulldog]

Originally Posted by tsa

I wish I were driving around in my car with the roof down and a nice girl on the passenger's seat next to me.

Oh tsa.......... you know that there is only one Bullsie I could always clone my self if you like

Originally Posted by Trunkyo

*waves to bullsie in the "Highbury Hilton"*

Originally Posted by Trunkyo

I wish I didn't have to re-send any more tax forms to students who were too irresponsible to update their addresses.

*bazinga*

You no longer have to re-send tax forms, you are now part of the campus IRS service, and you are now able to lock all of the late doers up and you are forced to sit with them in a room and go line by line with them so that the tax forms are finished on time.


I wish I could relax some more.

[tsa]

Tjunk!!

You suddenly find yourself in my open car in the nice weather we had for ten minutes here today. We drive around, and as you know the good stuff never ends, so you can totally relax for a whole day. When you come back you find your kids have somehow invited all their friends via FaceBook and partied until they fell asleep. The house is a mess now, and you have to clean out all the kids and their rubbish the next day.

I wish my stomach was bigger so I could eat more of my delicious hachee!

[kate me]

djdklslmvkldxababassssssssss!

Your stomach is now too big to eat just your delicious hachee ! You feel very hungry, even after eating everything in the fridge! you start eating more and more until you eat the fridge , the tables, the chairs, and finally your whole house. Then you release a big burp that is heard all across the galaxy causing the planet to move from it's axis!

I wish I had a yellow living room !

[bulldog]

*ajfoiajfoajfd*


Your living room is now a bright yellow that you now have to wear sun glasses inside so that you dont get a headache from the bright room.


I wish I could type faster.

[Hammerite]

You can type very fast, but so fast that you set your hands and your keyboard on fire -- resulting in the biggest fire in history.

I wish I could express my 'desires' to people more openly... or something.

[tsa]

Wok!

You express your 'desires' very openly to a policewoman. You are thrown in jail immediately and forgotten. You die of hunger and thirst. Poor Hammie.

I wish all people could get along well with each other.

[bulldog]

*ahgakghkasgh*

Your wish is granted, the people in your neighborhood start getting along so well together that they all want to move into your house, and you are left to clean 24 hours a day with no rest.


I wish summer break would hurry up and come.

[Jelena]

Summer break hurries and comes and then it ends just as fast.

I wish I had more money.

[tsa]

Pwing!

Don't we all?


I wish I had a tasty fish.

[bulldog]

* utitu[iwqoetu*

You went fishing today and you caght "The Big One". When you pulled it on to the bank, it tryed to eat your feet.


I wish I could travel the world and meet all of my AG friends

[tsa]

FffffffffffffffT!!

You suddenly find yourself in an SR-71 Blackbird and are whisked around the world.

You soak in the view as you travel at immense height and speed.

Isn't it marvellous that the first half of your wish was granted? And you can still meet all your AG friends later!


I wish I had a good night's sleep.

[bulldog]

*bzinga*

You have a restful night sleep, but the next day you sleep through the day and your are sleeping so well that you sleep for another full week.

I wish I had a maid

[kate me]

lkdvcdslnvsn!

You now have a maid to do all the housework!
Many Activities Instant Duty (MAID) proffesional machine.
It cleans, it cooks , it sends the kids to bed, it makes you coffee, it even argues with the husband for you when needed !

Oh wait... it doesn't have an ON button...oups!

I wish I had a better digital camera for my landscapes!