01-31-2007, 08:28 PM | #1 | |||
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Corrupt-A-Wish!
Here's a game I've seen on other forums that I thought would be fun to play here, as usual. First person makes a wish, second person grants the wish and corrupts it somehow, then makes their own wish, and so on.
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I wish I had some pie.
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01-31-2007, 08:36 PM | #2 |
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Your wish is but my command: you now have a piece of ruhbarb pie... that's about a year old and maggot infested and stinks terribly.
I wish I were a pirate. |
01-31-2007, 10:57 PM | #3 |
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Presto! You're a pirate! Avast! The FBI is at the door with a warrant for your arrest.
I wish I owned a working teleport machine. |
01-31-2007, 11:08 PM | #4 |
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*poof* Your teleportation device arrives in the mail; however, the first time you attempt to use it, you teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean and drown.
I wish I were still living in San Francisco.
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01-31-2007, 11:10 PM | #5 |
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Oooo, a dao genie game.
Just like the three questions thread... You technically live in sanfranciso, but a kilometre underground. I wish everyone was much greener. |
02-01-2007, 12:13 AM | #6 |
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KA-WOOOSH. Everyone is much greener. But the next time you go out with your peeps on a camping trip in the Minnesota woods, you loose them, never find home again and die.
I wish you were here.
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02-01-2007, 02:07 AM | #7 |
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ZUMM. Suddenly all the twohundred girl- or boyfriends you've ever said this to are in the room, squirming and screaming because it's a really tiny room.
I wish Tim Schafer's monster truck would visit me soon to take me away.
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02-01-2007, 03:15 AM | #8 |
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KapoW! His monster truck arrives to take you away... to the city morgue, as it ran you over
I wish that there was world peace |
02-01-2007, 03:20 AM | #9 |
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Cowabunga! The world rests in peace. People become so bored of being bored of never killing anyone that they start killing themselves instead. Teh End(?).
I wish I was the one running this place.
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02-01-2007, 04:17 AM | #10 |
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Kazzing! You're whisked away to the AG secret bunker, where you're forced to run on a wheel to power the generators that support the AG server.
I wish I was rich and famous. |
02-01-2007, 04:29 AM | #11 |
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"Was"? Past tense? Ha ha ha ha ha! Okay, your past has been altered so that you were rich and famous until two days ago when you lost every last penny and the world forgot about you. You're homeless now, and will never get over the shock of losing it all.
I wish I could have a hundred more of my own wishes granted, none of them corrupted. |
02-01-2007, 04:35 AM | #12 |
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Kazow! Your hundred wishes are granted, but since none of them are allowed to be corrupt and all of your wishes were for very naughty things, all you end up with is 100 fluffy stuffed toys.
I wish that the next person to post in this thread will be very rich |
02-01-2007, 04:56 AM | #13 |
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As fate would have it, Jack Thompson just registers on this board and makes that very post, telling you how he will use the money to destroy adventure games forever.
I wish quantum physics were understandable.
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02-01-2007, 05:14 AM | #14 |
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Padoing! Quantum physics become understandable, but in doing so become incredibly simplified to the point where understanding them is useless.
I wish that The Thread™ would die. |
02-01-2007, 05:35 AM | #15 |
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kapow! The Thread™ dies immediately after everyone in the entire world but you posts last in it.
I wish I had a bigger house.
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02-01-2007, 05:38 AM | #16 |
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POOF- You now have a bigger house, but the basement floods daily and you are forced to sale your house.
I wish I was cuter
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02-01-2007, 05:47 AM | #17 |
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Kazing! You turn into Fluffy Fluffy Bun Bun, become insane and attempt to cutify the world before being thwarted by Drew Blanc.
I wish my commuter train was less crowded.
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02-01-2007, 05:50 AM | #18 |
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POOF * Your train is now empty b/c you have foul BO
I wish I had lots of money
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02-01-2007, 05:56 AM | #19 |
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*Poof!* You now have lots of money which you spend on a casino to get even more money, thus having none left..
I want to be happier..
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02-01-2007, 06:00 AM | #20 |
Ale! And keep 'em coming!
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Gah, got beat. Xyzzy! You are now happier, but only because everyone else is more sad than you. I wish University wasn't so evil and demanding. -
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