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Squinky 01-31-2007 08:28 PM

Here's a game I've seen on other forums that I thought would be fun to play here, as usual. First person makes a wish, second person grants the wish and corrupts it somehow, then makes their own wish, and so on.

Tutorial Mode:


Originally Posted by A Person
I wish I were rich and famous.


Originally Posted by Another Person
*poof* You're rich and famous, but then you convert to Scientology and go crazy on national television.

I wish I were married to Squinky.


Originally Posted by Yet Another Person
*poof* You're married to Squinky, but she doesn't love you and has, in fact, been cheating on you with the milkman for the past five years.

I wish...

Okay, for real this time:

I wish I had some pie.

Not A Speck Of Cereal 01-31-2007 08:36 PM

Your wish is but my command: you now have a piece of ruhbarb pie... that's about a year old and maggot infested and stinks terribly.

I wish I were a pirate.

Lee in Limbo 01-31-2007 10:57 PM

Presto! You're a pirate! Avast! The FBI is at the door with a warrant for your arrest.

I wish I owned a working teleport machine.

Squinky 01-31-2007 11:08 PM

*poof* Your teleportation device arrives in the mail; however, the first time you attempt to use it, you teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean and drown.

I wish I were still living in San Francisco.

undeaf 01-31-2007 11:10 PM

Oooo, a dao genie game.

Okay, while the the teleport machine does indeed function, and is very good at sending things, anything that is sent somewhere by it does not function so well.
Just like the three questions thread...

You technically live in sanfranciso, but a kilometre underground.

I wish everyone was much greener.

samIamsad 02-01-2007 12:13 AM

KA-WOOOSH. Everyone is much greener. But the next time you go out with your peeps on a camping trip in the Minnesota woods, you loose them, never find home again and die.

I wish you were here.

Starflux 02-01-2007 02:07 AM

ZUMM. Suddenly all the twohundred girl- or boyfriends you've ever said this to are in the room, squirming and screaming because it's a really tiny room.

I wish Tim Schafer's monster truck would visit me soon to take me away.

SSH 02-01-2007 03:15 AM

KapoW! His monster truck arrives to take you away... to the city morgue, as it ran you over

I wish that there was world peace

samIamsad 02-01-2007 03:20 AM

Cowabunga! The world rests in peace. People become so bored of being bored of never killing anyone that they start killing themselves instead. Teh End(?).

I wish I was the one running this place.

RLacey 02-01-2007 04:17 AM

Kazzing! You're whisked away to the AG secret bunker, where you're forced to run on a wheel to power the generators that support the AG server.

I wish I was rich and famous.

MoriartyL 02-01-2007 04:29 AM

"Was"? Past tense? Ha ha ha ha ha! Okay, your past has been altered so that you were rich and famous until two days ago when you lost every last penny and the world forgot about you. You're homeless now, and will never get over the shock of losing it all.

I wish I could have a hundred more of my own wishes granted, none of them corrupted.

SSH 02-01-2007 04:35 AM

Kazow! Your hundred wishes are granted, but since none of them are allowed to be corrupt and all of your wishes were for very naughty things, all you end up with is 100 fluffy stuffed toys.

I wish that the next person to post in this thread will be very rich

Starflux 02-01-2007 04:56 AM

As fate would have it, Jack Thompson just registers on this board and makes that very post, telling you how he will use the money to destroy adventure games forever.

I wish quantum physics were understandable.

RLacey 02-01-2007 05:14 AM

Padoing! Quantum physics become understandable, but in doing so become incredibly simplified to the point where understanding them is useless.

I wish that The Thread™ would die.

stepurhan 02-01-2007 05:35 AM

kapow! The Thread™ dies immediately after everyone in the entire world but you posts last in it.

I wish I had a bigger house.

bulldog 02-01-2007 05:38 AM

POOF- You now have a bigger house, but the basement floods daily and you are forced to sale your house.

I wish I was cuter

stepurhan 02-01-2007 05:47 AM

Kazing! You turn into Fluffy Fluffy Bun Bun, become insane and attempt to cutify the world before being thwarted by Drew Blanc.

I wish my commuter train was less crowded.

bulldog 02-01-2007 05:50 AM

POOF * Your train is now empty b/c you have foul BO

I wish I had lots of money

Panthera 02-01-2007 05:56 AM

*Poof!* You now have lots of money which you spend on a casino to get even more money, thus having none left..

I want to be happier.. :frown:

Jazhara7 02-01-2007 06:00 AM

Xyzzy! A rain of money showers you, and you now have lots of money...on top of you, burying you under it.

Gah, got beat.

Xyzzy! You are now happier, but only because everyone else is more sad than you.

I wish University wasn't so evil and demanding.

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