11-08-2008, 10:30 AM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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The thread gets resumed, but everyone keeps passing on the last person's wish to the next person, like they did in the Three Questions thread. It dies again.
I pass LeisureSuitedLooney's wish to the next person!
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11-08-2008, 12:57 PM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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The thread gets resumed, but everyone keeps passing on the last person's wish to the next person, like they did in the Three Questions thread. It dies again.
I pass LeisureSuitedLooney's wish to the next person! |
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11-11-2008, 08:44 PM
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The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
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jingCHAO!!
As the last one to not present a wish, it is up to me to grand yours! I wish I was a world class documentary wildlife videographer.
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11-12-2008, 07:52 AM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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You are... and you are commissioned to make a film about the most dangerous of all animals -
The Austro-Hungarian Murdering Slaughter Wolflizardbatbird. I wish procrastination was the key to effective completion of all work.
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The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets! |
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11-27-2008, 07:10 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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*zing-ding- bing*
You now are feeling much better, since you have devised a cure for the common cold. I wish that most of my organs were not filled with rocks of various types. 
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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11-27-2008, 07:58 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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Pnung!
All the rocks in your body meet in your stomach, and you are never hungry again. I wish my parents were home this weekend so I could give them the Sinterklaas presents I bought yesterday. |
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11-28-2008, 05:57 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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* twinkle...twinkle*
Your parents are home and they love the gifts. I wish that I had a maid for a day
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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11-28-2008, 06:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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Pif!
Suddenly it's 13 years later and your daughter is grounded because she was home much too late yesterday. Because she's bored she decides to clean the whole house. "I love you mama!" she says. |
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11-30-2008, 05:38 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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Quote:
 What is your wish ? What ever it is I shall grant it
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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11-30-2008, 02:31 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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You have people falling all over themselves to have you work for them, and they pay you a six figure salary  I wish for new kitten
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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11-30-2008, 04:02 PM
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Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
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Spitooooooooon!
Your new kitten is actually a cloned sabertooth tiger and it eats all in the house. I wanna puppy! |
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12-04-2008, 09:48 PM
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Beamin' Demon
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: C&D HQ in London, Ontario, Canada
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Hoing-inggggg!!!
You become the proud owner a puppy, but it grows up to be Clifford the Big Red Dog. I wish I didn't have to do any more filing. 
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My friends, love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world. Jack Layton, 1950-2011 |
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12-05-2008, 05:39 AM
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Freeware Co-ordinator
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: South East England.
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Fzzwok.
You don't have to do any more filing. Instead, your job now consists of copying 100 page double-sided manuals on a single page photocopier without a feeder tray (So you have to put each sheet down twice yourself). Oh, and they are all stapled at the start and need to be restapled at the end. I wish that it was the weekend already.
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No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree |
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12-05-2008, 03:36 PM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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Ting! It's weekend. You scream in pain as your evil shirt burns with passion.
I wish... well actually I am very content tonight, so I wish for nothing more than I have already at the moment. |
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12-21-2008, 02:48 PM
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Occasionally around...
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Illinois
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You have everything you wish for at the moment, and nothing more....UNTIL....the One More Thing Fairy comes along and adds just one more item, overwhelming your brain and nervous system, sending you into a tailspin, where you black out and wake up on the side of a highway that runs through a desert somewhere, realizing you were abducted by aliens and now you can hear people's thoughts, so you "convince" a lone car to stop and give you a ride back home, because you have to worn the others about an future alien invasion...  I wish I had great beauty like Cleopatra, or Marilyn Monroe, etc. (I know, shallow, but I'm having one of those days) Do your worst!
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12-21-2008, 10:40 PM
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Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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Blip! You have great beauty now. You are even more beautiful than you were already. Men come at you like flies, and you can't go anywhere anymore because they stick to you. Eventually you get crushed in the crowd of men in love, and you die a horrible death.
I wish I could take my bed with me to work. |
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