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Old 11-05-2008, 12:10 PM   #781
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What is your wish, Specksie? Your wish is our command!
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Old 11-08-2008, 10:24 AM   #782
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(I wish this thread would get resumed again...)
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Old 11-08-2008, 10:30 AM   #783
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The thread gets resumed, but everyone keeps passing on the last person's wish to the next person, like they did in the Three Questions thread. It dies again.

I pass LeisureSuitedLooney's wish to the next person!
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Old 11-08-2008, 12:57 PM   #784
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The thread gets resumed, but everyone keeps passing on the last person's wish to the next person, like they did in the Three Questions thread. It dies again.

I pass LeisureSuitedLooney's wish to the next person!
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Old 11-11-2008, 08:44 PM   #785
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jingCHAO!!

As the last one to not present a wish, it is up to me to grand yours!

I wish I was a world class documentary wildlife videographer.
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Old 11-12-2008, 07:52 AM   #786
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You are... and you are commissioned to make a film about the most dangerous of all animals -
The Austro-Hungarian Murdering Slaughter Wolflizardbatbird.

I wish procrastination was the key to effective completion of all work.
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Old 11-12-2008, 04:15 PM   #787
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WHOooppprttrngglklmnpp....!

For some reason my spell didn't work.

I wish I felt good again. This cold drives me nuts.
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Old 11-27-2008, 07:10 PM   #788
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*zing-ding- bing*

You now are feeling much better, since you have devised a cure for the common cold.

I wish that most of my organs were not filled with rocks of various types.
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Old 11-27-2008, 07:58 PM   #789
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Pnung!

All the rocks in your body meet in your stomach, and you are never hungry again.

I wish my parents were home this weekend so I could give them the Sinterklaas presents I bought yesterday.
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Old 11-28-2008, 05:57 PM   #790
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* twinkle...twinkle*

Your parents are home and they love the gifts.

I wish that I had a maid for a day
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Old 11-28-2008, 06:10 PM   #791
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Pif!

Suddenly it's 13 years later and your daughter is grounded because she was home much too late yesterday. Because she's bored she decides to clean the whole house. "I love you mama!" she says.
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Old 11-30-2008, 05:38 AM   #792
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Pif!

Suddenly it's 13 years later and your daughter is grounded because she was home much too late yesterday. Because she's bored she decides to clean the whole house. "I love you mama!" she says.


What is your wish ? What ever it is I shall grant it
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Old 11-30-2008, 06:18 AM   #793
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Oh, my wish.

I wish people came begging me to work for them here in Enschede.
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Oh, my wish.

I wish people came begging me to work for them here in Enschede.
*tinkle.tinkle*

You have people falling all over themselves to have you work for them, and they pay you a six figure salary

I wish for new kitten
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Old 11-30-2008, 04:02 PM   #795
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Spitooooooooon!
Your new kitten is actually a cloned sabertooth tiger and it eats all in the house.

I wanna puppy!
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Old 12-04-2008, 09:48 PM   #796
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Hoing-inggggg!!!

You become the proud owner a puppy, but it grows up to be Clifford the Big Red Dog.


I wish I didn't have to do any more filing.
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Old 12-05-2008, 05:39 AM   #797
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Fzzwok.

You don't have to do any more filing. Instead, your job now consists of copying 100 page double-sided manuals on a single page photocopier without a feeder tray (So you have to put each sheet down twice yourself). Oh, and they are all stapled at the start and need to be restapled at the end.

I wish that it was the weekend already.
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A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start
Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart
And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me
On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
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Old 12-05-2008, 03:36 PM   #798
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Ting! It's weekend. You scream in pain as your evil shirt burns with passion.

I wish... well actually I am very content tonight, so I wish for nothing more than I have already at the moment.
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Old 12-21-2008, 02:48 PM   #799
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Ting! It's weekend. You scream in pain as your evil shirt burns with passion.

I wish... well actually I am very content tonight, so I wish for nothing more than I have already at the moment.

You have everything you wish for at the moment, and nothing more....UNTIL....the One More Thing Fairy comes along and adds just one more item, overwhelming your brain and nervous system, sending you into a tailspin, where you black out and wake up on the side of a highway that runs through a desert somewhere, realizing you were abducted by aliens and now you can hear people's thoughts, so you "convince" a lone car to stop and give you a ride back home, because you have to worn the others about an future alien invasion...



I wish I had great beauty like Cleopatra, or Marilyn Monroe, etc. (I know, shallow, but I'm having one of those days)

Do your worst!
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Old 12-21-2008, 10:40 PM   #800
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Blip! You have great beauty now. You are even more beautiful than you were already. Men come at you like flies, and you can't go anywhere anymore because they stick to you. Eventually you get crushed in the crowd of men in love, and you die a horrible death.

I wish I could take my bed with me to work.
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