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Old 08-06-2008, 09:59 AM   #721
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Whoosh!

You now posses a huge box of wire tap recordings and other spied data on her.

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start-errr, I mean, I wish I had an extra 30 lives. In real life.
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:03 AM   #722
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*Lrjtdnckr"
You now know so much about her that thinking about anything reminds you of her. And it turns out from learning all this, you can't stand the lady.

I wish there were better games coming for Wii.
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Old 08-06-2008, 11:21 AM   #723
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*poof*

A great new game comes out that everybody is raving about. It's the hottest new thing on Wii. It's an action adventure like the Wii has never seen. You load it up, and the first screen is an action moment. You are so envolved in it, that you do a backswing with the remote/sword, and end up cracking your own real skull in. This game was so good, it was to *die* for.

I wish the summer would last one more month so I don't have to go to college yet.
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:04 PM   #724
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* Double wish goodness *
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Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start-errr, I mean, I wish I had an extra 30 lives. In real life.
You now have 30 lives. That you have to live simultaneously meaning your time is entirely filled iwth 30 jobs and you have no time to do anything else.
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I wish the summer would last one more month so I don't have to go to college yet.
Summer lasts one more month. The loss of that month (and the tuition fess therefrom) causes all colleges to become bankrupt and close down.

I wish the redecorating was done so I don't have to do it on my holiday.
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On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:16 PM   #725
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*poof*

Your redecorating is finished!! You start to enjoy your holiday, only to find that it was done so quickly that it's a crappy job, and wallpapers all over the house are falling down with glue everywhere...and your house is a mess.

I wish my boyfriend would stop hurting me emotionally.
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Old 08-06-2008, 01:48 PM   #726
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What's this? Leave him, I say! You obviously deserve so much better!

I wish people didn't always have the need to hurt each other emotionally. Or physically, for that matter.
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:09 PM   #727
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Yeah, leave him Fantasysie! You're such a nice girl, you deserve better!

<Concentrates on Squinky's wish>

Gnnya!! Nobody dares hurt each other emotionally or physically anymore. That means people stay in jobs even if they've turned out to be absolutely unfit for them. People don't tell people they can do better for fear of hurting them. Doctors won't operate anymore. Many people mess up and die, and the world soon turns to chaos.

I wish it were friday.
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:22 PM   #728
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I wish it were friday.
<sound of tall bamboo rattling high above>

It is Friday, the first of which occurs in your birth year. Welcome to your past.

I wish my glass was not empty.
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:35 PM   #729
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Thanks Speck and tsa. It got worse, and I dunno. But anyway, back on topic:

*poof*

Liquid pours out of nowhere from the sky into your glass, so not only is it not empty, it's overflowing and flooding the world, drowning you.

I wish I knew what to do about my boyfriend.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:43 AM   #730
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You find out what to do! But you then see 'Diff'rent Stokes' is on the TV and watch it for twenty minutes waiting for Gary Coleman's trademark catchphrase.
(in all seriousness, I'm sorry to hear about your problem - because you seem like such a nice person )

I wish I was less tired.
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Old 08-07-2008, 04:29 AM   #731
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K3!

Suddenly you feel as if you've just waken up from the dead. You run around endlessly, tiring everyone around you with your endless chatter and your never-ending jokes. Someone catches you and puts you in a cage, which is then hung on the highest church tower. You hop up and down in there enthousiastically until you die.

I wish Labview was ready installing itself on my computer so I could get back to work.
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Labview installs itself, on a seperate partition, and now it's what your computer boots into by default.

I wish I had a few linux distros from 5-10 years in the future. Preferably on DVD's, or at least, on Blu-ray discs.
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Old 08-14-2008, 05:24 AM   #733
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*whoosh*

Time fast-forwards by ten years, enabling you to have these things, but now you're older and have just lost a decade.

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Old 08-14-2008, 05:41 AM   #734
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Dzjing! You burst into flames spontaneausly. Now tell me, what was that good for?

I wish I could have my 40th birtday all over again. It was so nice!
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*poof*

Time rewinds and it's your 40th birthday again!! But this time it isn't so nice, since you find yourself struck down with bubonic plague in the hospital, and no one can come and visit you since you're contagious, so you have no contact with any of your friends besides the nurses, who don't know it's your birthday. (You have Bubonic Plague because time has become distorted...be careful with time travel). And at the end of that day, you see you are stuck in a "groundhog day" situation, doomed to relieve the same painful day, over and over and over again. Wow, I'm way too detailed in my responses.

I wish my best friends were coming to my college with me.
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Old 08-15-2008, 09:43 PM   #736
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Your best friends decide to come to college with you. But they are not at all interested in the subjects you take. Thay keep talking during classes, and don't understand why you spend so much time learning and trying to get good grades. You get into a fight with them and they swear they will never look you up again. They disappear from your life, leaving you the opportunity to make new friends who turn out to be much more fun than your old friends.

I wish I didn't have to give Mr. Rabbit back next week.

<-- Mr. Rabbit
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Old 08-16-2008, 07:24 AM   #737
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*poof*

You don't have to give Mr. Rabbit (who is ADORABLE!!!) back. He gets to stay with you, and you are so excited, you pick him up to cuddle with. He was more than ready to leave for a new atmosphere, and is so angry and disappointed that he bites you on the finger.

I wish Amazon was working right, and would send me the money that I made selling things on there!!!
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Old 08-26-2008, 09:02 AM   #738
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Dzung!

Amazon is working right. Unfortunately you didn't make much money, and you have now 0.01 dollar extra on your account.

I wish Mr. Rabbit could stay with me instead of going back home tomorrow.
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Old 08-26-2008, 10:00 AM   #739
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Dum-da-dumdum!

Mr. Rabbit stays with you.
You enjoy this for a few weeks... until he starts wearing your shirts and watching his TV shows and having his friends over and listening to his smooooooooooth jazz records late at night.

I wish I had less work to do...
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Old 08-27-2008, 01:48 AM   #740
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*whoosh* You have less work to do because you are expelled from school.


I wish Squinky would stop cheating on me with the milkman.
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