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Old 05-24-2007, 08:39 AM   #501
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Ploink! You now have a life-sized My Little Pony. It's pink and it gives you horrible nightmares!

I wish I knew where the girl of my life lives.
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:10 AM   #502
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*wing wong*

You now have a map to the girl of your dreams, but you suddenly forgot how to read a map.

I wish for a house on the beach
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:12 AM   #503
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*gruntbuggly*

You have a house on the beach. The beach erodes.

I wish people could see my point of view. But they're too foolish to....
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:26 AM   #504
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Sadly, the genie cannot understand your wish, and therefore does not grant it.

I still wish my work computer would stop crashing.
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:33 AM   #505
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Manamana-da daaa da da da!

Your computer stops crashing and starts singing instead which is just as annoying since you can't turn the singing off.


I wish for a lovely day tomorrow.
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Old 05-24-2007, 11:38 AM   #506
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*brrrrrrrreeeeiiii*

After you die at 23:59, tomorrow is really nice and sunny

I wish that everyone on the forums would send me pictures of themselves naked
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Old 05-24-2007, 11:41 AM   #507
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um yeah......

*ping*

Everyone on the forums tried to take a picture of themselves naked but luckily everyone’s camera broke at the same time. You have to settle for a naked picture of yourself.


I wish for ice cream
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Old 05-24-2007, 12:11 PM   #508
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FLUP. You now have an ice cream as big as your house. Bon appetit!

I wish I didn't need sleep.
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Old 05-24-2007, 12:43 PM   #509
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*shing* Instead of needing sleep, your body now require eight hours a night of sitting motionless in an uncomfortable chair and repeatedly clicking a mechanical pencil.

I wish whoever is in the office next to my desk would turn off their music.
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Old 05-24-2007, 01:53 PM   #510
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Ka-shwing!

You no longer hear music coming from the neighboring office. With no music to drown it out, you hear screaming instead.

*

I wish the U.S. hadn't dropped nukes on Japan.
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Old 05-24-2007, 02:36 PM   #511
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*mushroomcloud*

The U.S. dropped Fat Boy and Little Man on the Soviet Union in '45, just for the hell of it. Fur-clad Sherpas quickly took over the governmentless nation, and the United States became the military capitol of the world, unopposed by Russia.


I wish the world spoke one language.
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:12 PM   #512
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-<ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffnnnnggggggggggg gggggggggggggggggg>-

OMG!! yer wish siu but my commanfd LOLOLOLOL~~ the entire wrold now speaks teh language of twe l33t haqu0r, 4nd uor kung fu ios the siht!!!!!!!!1

I wish ... I wish ... I wish I knew how to DANCE!
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Old 05-25-2007, 01:40 AM   #513
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* And the dirt is gone! *
You can dance like the best dancer who never lived, but then all your limbs just fall off.

I wish the heartache would leave...
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Old 05-25-2007, 02:24 AM   #514
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fr fr fr fr rf

The heartache is gone but instead you've got a terrible toothache.

I wish the girl of Ham's dreams would walk up to him and kiss him passionately.
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Old 05-25-2007, 02:35 AM   #515
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um yeah......

*ping*

Everyone on the forums tried to take a picture of themselves naked but luckily everyone’s camera broke at the same time. You have to settle for a naked picture of yourself.
Funnily enough, this morning I have a full Inbox...
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Old 05-25-2007, 03:46 AM   #516
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It happens (*loving sigh*) but you're somewhere else and you're watching Celebrity Big Brother.

I wish I was a tree.
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Old 05-25-2007, 05:27 AM   #517
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Funnily enough, this morning I have a full Inbox...
Teehee…. Now that’s funny.

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It happens (*loving sigh*) but you're somewhere else and you're watching Celebrity Big Brother.

I wish I was a tree.
*fwong*
You are now a tree, and woodpeckers from all over the world come to peck at your bark.



I wish I knew more about the forum mates.
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Old 05-25-2007, 05:45 AM   #518
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*snapple*

You talk the forum staff to implement a forum member world map, but this makes you feel lonely, and you move to Tokyo.

I wish I had some rhubarb pie.
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Old 05-25-2007, 03:23 PM   #519
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Your wish is granted. You have a bathtub full of rhubarb pie. The problem is that your mum wants to take a bath so you have to eat it real quick.


I wish that the birthday party I'm going to tomorrow will be fun.
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:19 PM   #520
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*Fwuuuuuheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew* <kerrspash>

It will be plenty of fun ... for that creepy evil clown that shows up with "implements".

I wish I had gone to Paris for my 50th bday as I wanted to (but life, in the right corner in the red shorts, stepped into the ring).
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