05-24-2007, 09:10 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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*wing wong*
You now have a map to the girl of your dreams, but you suddenly forgot how to read a map. I wish for a house on the beach
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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05-24-2007, 09:12 AM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
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*gruntbuggly*
You have a house on the beach. The beach erodes. I wish people could see my point of view. But they're too foolish to....
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05-24-2007, 09:26 AM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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Sadly, the genie cannot understand your wish, and therefore does not grant it.
I still wish my work computer would stop crashing.
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05-24-2007, 09:33 AM
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Lazy Bee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweden
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Manamana-da daaa da da da!
Your computer stops crashing and starts singing instead which is just as annoying since you can't turn the singing off. I wish for a lovely day tomorrow.
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05-24-2007, 11:38 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
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*brrrrrrrreeeeiiii*
After you die at 23:59, tomorrow is really nice and sunny I wish that everyone on the forums would send me pictures of themselves naked |
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05-24-2007, 11:41 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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um yeah......
*ping* Everyone on the forums tried to take a picture of themselves naked but luckily everyone’s camera broke at the same time. You have to settle for a naked picture of yourself. I wish for ice cream
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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05-24-2007, 12:43 PM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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*shing* Instead of needing sleep, your body now require eight hours a night of sitting motionless in an uncomfortable chair and repeatedly clicking a mechanical pencil.
I wish whoever is in the office next to my desk would turn off their music.
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05-24-2007, 01:53 PM
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Citizen of Bizarro World
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Htrae
Posts: 4,219
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Ka-shwing!
You no longer hear music coming from the neighboring office. With no music to drown it out, you hear screaming instead. * I wish the U.S. hadn't dropped nukes on Japan.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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05-24-2007, 02:36 PM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 6,541
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*mushroomcloud*
The U.S. dropped Fat Boy and Little Man on the Soviet Union in '45, just for the hell of it. Fur-clad Sherpas quickly took over the governmentless nation, and the United States became the military capitol of the world, unopposed by Russia. I wish the world spoke one language.
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05-24-2007, 08:12 PM
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The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
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OMG!! yer wish siu but my commanfd LOLOLOLOL~~ the entire wrold now speaks teh language of twe l33t haqu0r, 4nd uor kung fu ios the siht!!!!!!!!1 I wish ... I wish ... I wish I knew how to DANCE! |
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05-25-2007, 01:40 AM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
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* And the dirt is gone! *
You can dance like the best dancer who never lived, but then all your limbs just fall off. I wish the heartache would leave... 
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05-25-2007, 02:24 AM
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Lazy Bee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweden
Posts: 7,518
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fr fr fr fr rf
The heartache is gone but instead you've got a terrible toothache. I wish the girl of Ham's dreams would walk up to him and kiss him passionately.
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05-25-2007, 02:35 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
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05-25-2007, 03:46 AM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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It happens (*loving sigh*)
 but you're somewhere else and you're watching Celebrity Big Brother.I wish I was a tree.
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05-25-2007, 05:27 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
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You are now a tree, and woodpeckers from all over the world come to peck at your bark. I wish I knew more about the forum mates.
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05-25-2007, 05:45 AM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 6,541
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*snapple*
You talk the forum staff to implement a forum member world map, but this makes you feel lonely, and you move to Tokyo. I wish I had some rhubarb pie.
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05-25-2007, 03:23 PM
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Lazy Bee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweden
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Your wish is granted. You have a bathtub full of rhubarb pie. The problem is that your mum wants to take a bath so you have to eat it real quick.
I wish that the birthday party I'm going to tomorrow will be fun.
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05-25-2007, 07:19 PM
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The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 2,570
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*Fwuuuuuheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew* <kerrspash>
It will be plenty of fun ... for that creepy evil clown that shows up with "implements". I wish I had gone to Paris for my 50th bday as I wanted to (but life, in the right corner in the red shorts, stepped into the ring). |
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