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Old 05-22-2007, 05:18 AM   #481
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(((ka-tching)))

You are now at my house and I (dressed in a trash can) am forcing you to do the laundry.


I wish I had an ice cream.
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Old 05-22-2007, 06:44 AM   #482
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*twinkle*

You now have an ice cream cone that is as big as your body, and you get brain freeze very time you try and eat it.

I wish for a maid
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:50 AM   #483
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GGGggggnnnnnnnnnn... HAH!! You now have a maid. She cleans your house so often you soon have to replace the carpets and wallpaper. All your clothes are continuously in the washing machine or the dryer.

I wish I my oven hadn't exploded just yet.
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:55 AM   #484
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*Zapruder*

Your oven just imploded.

I wish that I could buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...

(anyone else old enough to remember that tv ad? lol)
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Old 05-22-2007, 08:33 PM   #485
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<3-d visual shimmer effect with nothing but a whisper as reality changes and puts LSL on a large grassy hill with people from all walks of life>

"Order number 1,094,186,601?"

I wish I had a microwave.
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Old 05-23-2007, 12:20 AM   #486
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* biddley biddley bloop* The Queen waves at you very slightly

I wish that the best things in life were free
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Old 05-23-2007, 03:30 AM   #487
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Plingely plingely plingely! The best things in life are now free. Nothing had changed.

I wish I were free tomorrow to enjoy the weather.
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Old 05-23-2007, 03:38 AM   #488
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* bwbwbwbwbw* Tomorrow you are free, and as such are purchased for use as a sexual slave by Sylvester Stallone's mother

I wish that suddenly everyone decided they DIDN'T want the Holy Land
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Old 05-23-2007, 04:06 AM   #489
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* Slazenger! *

Suddenly nobody wants it, so the fighting continues over who is going to be forced to have it.

I wish I was witty!
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Old 05-23-2007, 06:39 AM   #490
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*zzziiinggg*

You are now witty, but since you don't have to use a big portion of your brain, the rest of your brain turns to mush.



I wish I were so attractive that men would stop in their tracks
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Old 05-23-2007, 06:57 AM   #491
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*bdoing* The entire US track team stop and hence fail to get any Gold medals at the next Olympics


I wish that bullsie had more self-esteem
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Old 05-23-2007, 07:48 AM   #492
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*bling*

Bullsie attains more self-esteem. She becomes vain, and leaves the forum.


I wish I had a Toyota FJ Cruiser, for free. Without any catches to the deal, mechanical difficulties with the vehicle, etc. etc.
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Old 05-23-2007, 08:20 AM   #493
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*bling*

Bullsie attains more self-esteem. She becomes vain, and leaves the forum.


I wish I had a Toyota FJ Cruiser, for free. Without any catches to the deal, mechanical difficulties with the vehicle, etc. etc.

*booonnnngggg*

You now have a FJ Cruiser with no strings attaches and no catches, you are off scot free for one day and the government comes and repossess your Cruiser.

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I wish that bullsie had more self-esteem
Thanks SSH
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Old 05-23-2007, 07:12 PM   #494
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If I had two wishes, the first would be that bullsie finished with a wish, then I would wish that our days were about 10 hours longer.
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Old 05-23-2007, 07:33 PM   #495
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*Glubglubglubglub*
You now have 10 more hours a day, and they just started a mandatory 100 hour work week.

I wish I had a Shiner Bock
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Old 05-23-2007, 09:55 PM   #496
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*Glubglubglubglub*
I wish I had a Shiner Bock
[email protected](%)@(!! You walk on the street and get handed a Shiner Bock by someone who hands them out to promote them. Unfortunately it has been standing in the sun for two hours already and it tastes like piss.

I wish I knew what adventure game to buy next.
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Old 05-24-2007, 05:19 AM   #497
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If I had two wishes, the first would be that bullsie finished with a wish
teehee

*zing*

A bring light comes down from the sky and instantly you know about every adventure game ever made. But for this knowledge you gave up all of your possessions. Now you are unable to buy the new game you want.


I wish I had a law degree
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Old 05-24-2007, 05:27 AM   #498
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* ADIDAS! *

You get one, but the lawyer...uh...ing isn't your cup of tea.

I think you all know my wish... *sigh...*
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:04 AM   #499
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*pppp*

The girl of your dreams asks YOU out on a date, but in your confusionyou though she was asking if you'd eat ketchup with dates and reply "Ewwww, that would be disgusting"...


I wish that angst-ridden teenagers would stop moaning about it on the net
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:31 AM   #500
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*plop, plop*

Teenagers stop moaning about life and the internet crashes and we are set back 15 years technology wise.

I wish for a pony
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