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Old 05-25-2007, 11:50 PM   #521
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I wish I had gone to Paris for my 50th bday as I wanted to (but life, in the right corner in the red shorts, stepped into the ring).
I feel your pain Specksie. I think 51 would be a great age for visiting Paris. Or even 52.
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Old 05-26-2007, 12:06 AM   #522
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I wish I had gone to Paris for my 50th bday as I wanted to (but life, in the right corner in the red shorts, stepped into the ring).
Life! Don't get me started. Wouldn't you love to kill it?

But haven't you corrupted your own wish already Specksie?
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:41 PM   #523
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No, that would be more like "shazzzam! You went to Paris and <corruption>

And where are your wishes to be corrupted? :-p

I spent SIX hours edging, triming, mowing, and sweeping to get my lawn and parking strips in shape today (for an upcoming tiki-tinged backyard party). I wish I had paid someone else to do it.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:50 PM   #524
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Kadzunggg!!! You are back in time. You look at your lawn and parking strips. They look horrible. "Hey!" An old woman in an electric wheelchair greets you as she passes by. You call her back and pay her a hundred dollars to get your lawn in order. You leave with the nagging feeling that something went horribly wrong, but you can't imagine what it is. When you come back three hours later she is still in your drive, holding the hundred dollar bill and staring at it with a strange look on her face. You ask her what's wrong. She looks at you with tears in her eyes, shows you the picture of Benjamin Franklin on the bill and says: "That is the most beautiful man I've ever seen." She goes back to goggling at the bill, and you decide to trim the lawn yourself. When you are ready she is still there, and you decide to bring her home. When you are back the party has already started.

I wish I had more time to be in MystOnline.
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Old 05-26-2007, 10:22 PM   #525
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Plingpling! You have all the time in the universe to play MystOnline, but you use it ALL so your family leaves you to live with your archrival, Mr. Tennessee Bork.

I wish Mr. Tenessee Bork would stop stealing my Korg synthesiser.
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:35 PM   #526
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Wup! Your wish is granted. He now incinerates it every time, showing off his new fancy flamethrower.

I wish the new iMacs were out.
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:39 PM   #527
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The iMacs are released, but Microsoft took over Apple just before release, so you've now basically got Windows Vista with a stupid looking mouse.

I wish I could think of more non-adolescent wishes.
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Old 06-02-2007, 11:50 AM   #528
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*pchow* You dream of having your own teeth


I wish I weighed 2 stone less
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Old 06-02-2007, 12:01 PM   #529
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*jeewhizz* you now weigh 2 stone less than an African elephant.
(1000 stone)

I wish for more wishes.
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Old 06-02-2007, 12:04 PM   #530
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Knirp! You now have a whole lot of wishes. Unfortunately the're all adolescent wishes and you can't put them in this thread.

I wish the world was a better place.
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Old 06-03-2007, 12:03 AM   #531
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Fwieglecorp

The world is now a giant casino.

I wish my home-brew beer was ready (It's got another week to go)
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Old 06-03-2007, 06:09 AM   #532
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Your home brew is ready. Unfortunately, the mob of free-loading home-brewers waiting to descend on your home when it's ready is thwarted, and they kick you out of the local chapter of home-brewers out of spite.

I wish I could be there to watch Steppy descend helplessly into the horribly addictive hobby of home-brewing beer. And get a taste of his product meself.
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Old 06-03-2007, 08:12 AM   #533
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You taste Steppy's homebrew but it kills you instantly.

I wish I could smile more, so that girl might like me a bit.
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Old 06-03-2007, 09:02 AM   #534
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*Shazzam* You now have the permanent smile of Jim Carrey. The girl falls head over heels in love, but then dumps as the permenent smile was freaking her out.

I wish I didn't have to goto work tomorrow.
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Old 06-03-2007, 10:06 AM   #535
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You don't have to go to work tomorrow, because you've been kidnapped by insane terrorists who do WEIRD STUFF to you.

I wish they hadn't send the .mp4 file with all that WEIRD STUFF to my house.
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Old 06-03-2007, 12:43 PM   #536
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Pling! Instead of your address, they put 'G.W., White house' on the email. Another war on terror is waged, and the world burns.


I wish it wasn't so late.
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*glapag*

You come to visit me. It's quarter after 5:00 here, so you have to put up with me.

I wish the Scots haden't stopped using their Clyde Puffers.
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Old 06-03-2007, 03:55 PM   #538
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You taste Steppy's homebrew but it kills you instantly.
Thanks for the vote of confidence Hammerite.


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I wish the Scots haden't stopped using their Clyde Puffers.
*gaxpwoing"
The Scots take up using Clyde Puffers again. Unfortunately none of them are seaworthy and the entire Scots nation drowns. (Except SSH who was on here instead)

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.
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Old 06-03-2007, 07:45 PM   #539
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I wish I wasn't an insomniac.
*Shmoot* Narcolepsy with nightmares!

I wish for the worst.
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Old 06-04-2007, 09:32 AM   #540
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The worst happens, but because someone else wished for it. All that happened to you was that your carpet was stained.

I wish shy guys had more of a chance in the whole love thing.
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