Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 27

Jelena · 05-25-2007, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not A Speck Of Cereal

I wish I had gone to Paris for my 50th bday as I wanted to (but life, in the right corner in the red shorts, stepped into the ring).

I feel your pain Specksie. I think 51 would be a great age for visiting Paris. Or even 52.

tsa · 05-26-2007, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not A Speck Of Cereal

I wish I had gone to Paris for my 50th bday as I wanted to (but life, in the right corner in the red shorts, stepped into the ring).

Life! Don't get me started. Wouldn't you love to kill it?

But haven't you corrupted your own wish already Specksie?

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 05-26-2007, 07:41 PM

No, that would be more like "shazzzam! You went to Paris and <corruption>

And where are your wishes to be corrupted? :-p

I spent SIX hours edging, triming, mowing, and sweeping to get my lawn and parking strips in shape today (for an upcoming tiki-tinged backyard party). I wish I had paid someone else to do it.

tsa · 05-26-2007, 09:50 PM

Kadzunggg!!! You are back in time. You look at your lawn and parking strips. They look horrible. "Hey!" An old woman in an electric wheelchair greets you as she passes by. You call her back and pay her a hundred dollars to get your lawn in order. You leave with the nagging feeling that something went horribly wrong, but you can't imagine what it is. When you come back three hours later she is still in your drive, holding the hundred dollar bill and staring at it with a strange look on her face. You ask her what's wrong. She looks at you with tears in her eyes, shows you the picture of Benjamin Franklin on the bill and says: "That is the most beautiful man I've ever seen." She goes back to goggling at the bill, and you decide to trim the lawn yourself. When you are ready she is still there, and you decide to bring her home. When you are back the party has already started.

I wish I had more time to be in MystOnline.

Hammerite · 05-26-2007, 10:22 PM

Plingpling! You have all the time in the universe to play MystOnline, but you use it ALL so your family leaves you to live with your archrival, Mr. Tennessee Bork.

I wish Mr. Tenessee Bork would stop stealing my Korg synthesiser.

tsa · 06-01-2007, 11:35 PM

Wup! Your wish is granted. He now incinerates it every time, showing off his new fancy flamethrower.

I wish the new iMacs were out.

Hammerite · 06-01-2007, 11:39 PM

The iMacs are released, but Microsoft took over Apple just before release, so you've now basically got Windows Vista with a stupid looking mouse.

I wish I could think of more non-adolescent wishes.

SSH · 06-02-2007, 11:50 AM

*pchow* You dream of having your own teeth

I wish I weighed 2 stone less

Lucien21 · 06-02-2007, 12:01 PM

*jeewhizz* you now weigh 2 stone less than an African elephant.
(1000 stone)

I wish for more wishes.

tsa · 06-02-2007, 12:04 PM

Knirp! You now have a whole lot of wishes. Unfortunately the're all adolescent wishes and you can't put them in this thread.

I wish the world was a better place.

*stepurhan* · 06-03-2007, 12:03 AM

Fwieglecorp

The world is now a giant casino.

I wish my home-brew beer was ready (It's got another week to go)

Giligan · 06-03-2007, 06:09 AM

Your home brew is ready. Unfortunately, the mob of free-loading home-brewers waiting to descend on your home when it's ready is thwarted, and they kick you out of the local chapter of home-brewers out of spite.

I wish I could be there to watch Steppy descend helplessly into the horribly addictive hobby of home-brewing beer. And get a taste of his product meself.

Hammerite · 06-03-2007, 08:12 AM

You taste Steppy's homebrew but it kills you instantly.

I wish I could smile more, so that girl might like me a bit.

Lucien21 · 06-03-2007, 09:02 AM

*Shazzam* You now have the permanent smile of Jim Carrey. The girl falls head over heels in love, but then dumps as the permenent smile was freaking her out.

I wish I didn't have to goto work tomorrow.

Hammerite · 06-03-2007, 10:06 AM

You don't have to go to work tomorrow, because you've been kidnapped by insane terrorists who do WEIRD STUFF to you.

I wish they hadn't send the .mp4 file with all that WEIRD STUFF to my house.

tsa · 06-03-2007, 12:43 PM

Pling! Instead of your address, they put 'G.W., White house' on the email. Another war on terror is waged, and the world burns.

I wish it wasn't so late.

Giligan · 06-03-2007, 02:15 PM

*glapag*

You come to visit me. It's quarter after 5:00 here, so you have to put up with me.

I wish the Scots haden't stopped using their Clyde Puffers.

*stepurhan* · 06-03-2007, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammerite

You taste Steppy's homebrew but it kills you instantly.

Thanks for the vote of confidence Hammerite.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giligan

I wish the Scots haden't stopped using their Clyde Puffers.

*gaxpwoing"
The Scots take up using Clyde Puffers again. Unfortunately none of them are seaworthy and the entire Scots nation drowns. (Except SSH who was on here instead)

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.

beat!the!champ! · 06-03-2007, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stepurhan

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.

*Shmoot* Narcolepsy with nightmares!

I wish for the worst.

Hammerite · 06-04-2007, 09:32 AM

The worst happens, but because someone else wished for it. All that happened to you was that your carpet was stained.

I wish shy guys had more of a chance in the whole love thing.

05-26-2007, 07:41 PM	#523
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	No, that would be more like "shazzzam! You went to Paris and <corruption> And where are your wishes to be corrupted? :-p I spent SIX hours edging, triming, mowing, and sweeping to get my lawn and parking strips in shape today (for an upcoming tiki-tinged backyard party). I wish I had paid someone else to do it. Share Share this post on Twitter

05-26-2007, 09:50 PM	#524
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Kadzunggg!!! You are back in time. You look at your lawn and parking strips. They look horrible. "Hey!" An old woman in an electric wheelchair greets you as she passes by. You call her back and pay her a hundred dollars to get your lawn in order. You leave with the nagging feeling that something went horribly wrong, but you can't imagine what it is. When you come back three hours later she is still in your drive, holding the hundred dollar bill and staring at it with a strange look on her face. You ask her what's wrong. She looks at you with tears in her eyes, shows you the picture of Benjamin Franklin on the bill and says: "That is the most beautiful man I've ever seen." She goes back to goggling at the bill, and you decide to trim the lawn yourself. When you are ready she is still there, and you decide to bring her home. When you are back the party has already started. I wish I had more time to be in MystOnline. Share Share this post on Twitter

05-26-2007, 10:22 PM	#525
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	Plingpling! You have all the time in the universe to play MystOnline, but you use it ALL so your family leaves you to live with your archrival, Mr. Tennessee Bork. I wish Mr. Tenessee Bork would stop stealing my Korg synthesiser. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

06-01-2007, 11:35 PM	#526
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Wup! Your wish is granted. He now incinerates it every time, showing off his new fancy flamethrower. I wish the new iMacs were out. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-01-2007, 11:39 PM	#527
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	The iMacs are released, but Microsoft took over Apple just before release, so you've now basically got Windows Vista with a stupid looking mouse. I wish I could think of more non-adolescent wishes. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

06-02-2007, 11:50 AM	#528
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	pchow You dream of having your own teeth I wish I weighed 2 stone less Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

06-02-2007, 12:01 PM	#529
Lucien21 Psychonaut Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 5,114	jeewhizz you now weigh 2 stone less than an African elephant. (1000 stone) I wish for more wishes. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

06-02-2007, 12:04 PM	#530
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Knirp! You now have a whole lot of wishes. Unfortunately the're all adolescent wishes and you can't put them in this thread. I wish the world was a better place. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-03-2007, 12:03 AM	#531
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Fwieglecorp The world is now a giant casino. I wish my home-brew beer was ready (It's got another week to go) Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

06-03-2007, 06:09 AM	#532
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	Your home brew is ready. Unfortunately, the mob of free-loading home-brewers waiting to descend on your home when it's ready is thwarted, and they kick you out of the local chapter of home-brewers out of spite. I wish I could be there to watch Steppy descend helplessly into the horribly addictive hobby of home-brewing beer. And get a taste of his product meself. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

06-03-2007, 08:12 AM	#533
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	You taste Steppy's homebrew but it kills you instantly. I wish I could smile more, so that girl might like me a bit. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

06-03-2007, 09:02 AM	#534
Lucien21 Psychonaut Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 5,114	Shazzam You now have the permanent smile of Jim Carrey. The girl falls head over heels in love, but then dumps as the permenent smile was freaking her out. I wish I didn't have to goto work tomorrow. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

06-03-2007, 10:06 AM	#535
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	You don't have to go to work tomorrow, because you've been kidnapped by insane terrorists who do WEIRD STUFF to you. I wish they hadn't send the .mp4 file with all that WEIRD STUFF to my house. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

06-03-2007, 12:43 PM	#536
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Pling! Instead of your address, they put 'G.W., White house' on the email. Another war on terror is waged, and the world burns. I wish it wasn't so late. Share Share this post on Twitter

06-03-2007, 02:15 PM	#537
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	glapag You come to visit me. It's quarter after 5:00 here, so you have to put up with me. I wish the Scots haden't stopped using their Clyde Puffers. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski

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06-04-2007, 09:32 AM	#540
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	The worst happens, but because someone else wished for it. All that happened to you was that your carpet was stained. I wish shy guys had more of a chance in the whole love thing. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!