02-10-2007, 10:39 AM | #301 |
kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
|
You stay single all the way through the 20's, so from 2020-2030, you have nobody.
I wish I was going somewhere with a female (ha! try and wordplay THAT!)
__________________
The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets! |
02-10-2007, 10:50 AM | #302 |
Unreliable Narrator
|
<insert noise here> You're going backpacking across Europe. With me.
I wish I actually were going backpacking across Europe.
__________________
Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right". |
02-10-2007, 11:08 AM | #303 |
Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
Posts: 5,107
|
"Farfegnugan" You are backpacking in the Alps in the dead of Winter
I wish I had the back yard already cleaned up |
02-10-2007, 11:25 AM | #304 |
Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 7,472
|
Pling! Your wish has been granted. Now your significant other tells you to do the dishes.
I wish I had a nice mug of hor chocolate milk. |
02-10-2007, 11:41 AM | #305 |
Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tee Oh
Posts: 842
|
|
02-10-2007, 11:46 AM | #306 |
Homer of Kittens
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: San Francisco, Bay Area
Posts: 4,374
|
*whoosh* Wish granted. You get a house on top of a volcanoe.
I wish I can meet alien life form.
__________________
-------------------------------------------------- Games I am playing: Jeanne D'Ark (PSP) Firefox rules |
02-10-2007, 12:21 PM | #307 |
Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
|
*paazing!* You have a close encounter with Xenu, space tyrant, and now Scientologists won't stop stalking you, trying to learn the secret of OT IX.
I wish I knew how to fence.
__________________
"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
02-10-2007, 12:23 PM | #308 |
Playing character
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 7,472
|
Kapling! You can now make the most beautiful fences in seconds!
I wish I had a nice mug of hot chocolate milk. |
02-10-2007, 07:53 PM | #309 |
The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 2,570
|
>*wwwhhhhhhhhOOOOOSSShhhhhhh*<
What a lovely mug of hot chocolate milk you have there. Would you like me to tell you which creature that milk came from? I wish I had a really cool penthouse pad downtown. |
02-10-2007, 09:09 PM | #310 |
merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
|
*POO POOM POOM!!* It was acquired from this seriously cool penthouse in Tribeca, downtown Manhattan. I wish Dubbya would somehow get impeached.
__________________
platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs | gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii | blog: a space alien | book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris | games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain | sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer | music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake | twitter: a_space_alien |
02-10-2007, 09:25 PM | #311 |
Bad Influence
|
*Poof* Dubya is outta there! Uh-oh, now Dick Cheney is president...and he can run for two more terms!
I hope DSL is all it's cracked up to be.
__________________
Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3
|
02-11-2007, 05:20 AM | #312 |
Not like them!
|
*BEEEEPksssh* Millions of people suddenly start taking up much more bandwidth so they can get streaming video and other sorts of goodies. As a result it's now so slow that it's exactly as pointless as everyone satisfied with dial-up likes to make it out to be.
I'd like a good friend. |
02-11-2007, 08:18 PM | #313 |
The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 2,570
|
*keeerSLASH*
Isn't it nice to have a new good friend, that ceramic garden gnome out in your neighbors front yard? He is so much the listener! I wish I didn't have that early morning meeting on a Monday. |
02-11-2007, 11:21 PM | #314 |
kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
|
it's been pushed back to very late sunday night.
i wish i was better.
__________________
The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets! |
02-12-2007, 01:41 AM | #315 |
Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
|
*zoop* You are better... than Paris Hilton
I wish I could sleep on my desk at work |
02-12-2007, 02:33 AM | #316 |
Not like them!
|
*ZZwhump* Every time you see your work desk, you now instantly fall asleep. You can't help it, and it takes some effort to wake you up again. Good luck explaining this to your boss. But hey!- you can get a lot more sleep now.
It would be so nice if every road in the world were a different color. |
02-12-2007, 02:46 AM | #317 |
Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
|
*kazum* All the roads in the world except the A8000 and the yellow brick road are destroyed.
I wish someone would congratulate me for winning an AGS Award last night |
02-12-2007, 05:30 AM | #318 |
Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
|
POOF....POOF and POOF again
I send you congratulations on winning the AGS Award last night. You take the award and leave with the Mrs. for dinner plans and somewhere along the way you sat your trophy down and a band of robbers took off with the trophy. I wish for SSH to find his trophy.
__________________
Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
02-12-2007, 05:32 AM | #319 |
kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
Posts: 7,946
|
SSH finds his trophy in the heavily guarded lair of the robbers, who run after him with guns!
i wish for SSH to run awaY!
__________________
The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets! |
02-12-2007, 05:36 AM | #320 |
Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
|
*bazing* I run away, but drop the trophy again
I wish this thread doesn't turn into the ZOMG! Not a three-word story thread... |
Thread Tools | |
|