[Squinky]

*shing* The soccer moms of the world now drive Hummers.

I wish my work computer would stop crashing.

[Giligan]

*Nagilig*
Your work computer dies entirely, and stops crashing. The workload piles up.

I wish that the pompous asses at Epic Games woul release some news on Gears of War 2.

[tsa]

Pzing! The pompous asses at Epic Games just told us that all details about the upcoming game Gears of War 2 are stored on a USB stick in a spaceship that was launched yesterday, heading for the moon Europa. Come and get it folks!

I wish there were no politicians on this planet anymore.

[Maquisard]

Prooooooost!

The earth is wiped out in a nuclear holocaust. The politicians die with everyone else.

*

I wish there were no religions in this world.

[tsa]

Prooooooost!

The earth is wiped out in a nuclear holocaust. The religions die with everyone else.


I wish we hadn't given away New Amsterdam way back in the 17th century.

[Maquisard]

gluggglugglugg

The sun goes supernova in the 17th century. Netherlands never ends up giving away New Amsterdam, or doing anything else for that matter.

I wish I could see the end of poverty in my lifetime.

[Squinky]

*poop* You end up living for three thousand more years, the vast majority of which are spent in a persistent vegetative state.

I wish I could come up with a better wish-granting noise.

[tsa]

Dnuk! You now have a cat. For an interesting, original wish-granting noise, just let it walk over your keyboard a bit.


I wish I had fans whom I don't know personally.

[Maquisard]

Wlooplig!

You have many fans you have never met. They're all stalkers who wanna wear your skin and dance around in your underwear.

*

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted to go.

[bulldog]

*twinkle*

You now can teleport wherever you want to go, but every time you use this massive machine it shrinks your testicles.


I wish for a new car

[Not A Speck Of Cereal]

[QUOTE=bulldog;412972I wish for a new car[/QUOTE]

*gurgle*

...and it's pretty damned spiffy, with all of the accoutremounts, sitting up on a high-mesa plateau column just waiting to be airlifted off.

I wish for my house to be clean.

[Maquisard]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrring!

Your house now has a self-cleaning AI installed that keeps it germ free. At 7 am on May 21st 2007, it achieves self-awareness. It's first real thought: "Problem: Humans are a virus. Action: Purify!"

*

I wish I had a yacht.

[LeisureSuitedLooney]

*FLURB*

Congratulations! All 5 dice in front of you are the same number! Yacht!!


I wish my trip to Foxwoods Casino this past weekend could've lasted longer.

[tsa]

Djong!

Your trip lasted 1 millisecond longer. Happy?

I wish I knew what to do this evening.

[Giligan]

*frapp*
You decide to play Call of Duty 3, and enjoy it immensely.


I wish that I beat LSL at replying to tsa.

And I did!

[tsa]

Wow your wish is granted without side-effects! That can not be. LSL is so mad at you that he sticks a pin through a printout of your avvie, in a very inconvenient spot.

I wish I was better at everything I'm already good at.

[Jelena]

Zmackaboom!

You're now even better at all the things you already were good at, but worse than ever when it comes to things you never did well.

I wish I don't have to do the laundry tomorrow.

[Not A Speck Of Cereal]

Originally Posted by Jelena

I wish I don't have to do the laundry tomorrow.

<extreme low-frequency magnetic shock-wave knocks picture frames off the wall>

Your clothes have all disappeared. No problem!

I wish I were now at Jelena's house.

[SSH]

*A ding ding ding ding diding pscht Bedom bohm bom bom bom bom bom bom booourhm bedom bedom*

You are at Jelena's house and are shot as an intruder

I wish everybody would obey me without question

[Giligan]

*reeeeaaaammmm*

They do. Unfortunately, that causes them to drop their jobs, and that causes me to suffer from a lack of everyday luxuries.

I wish I was at Jelena's house, without being mistaken for an intruder.