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Old 05-18-2007, 10:31 AM   #461
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*shing* The soccer moms of the world now drive Hummers.

I wish my work computer would stop crashing.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:17 AM   #462
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*Nagilig*
Your work computer dies entirely, and stops crashing. The workload piles up.

I wish that the pompous asses at Epic Games woul release some news on Gears of War 2.
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Old 05-18-2007, 11:40 AM   #463
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Pzing! The pompous asses at Epic Games just told us that all details about the upcoming game Gears of War 2 are stored on a USB stick in a spaceship that was launched yesterday, heading for the moon Europa. Come and get it folks!

I wish there were no politicians on this planet anymore.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:07 PM   #464
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Prooooooost!

The earth is wiped out in a nuclear holocaust. The politicians die with everyone else.

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I wish there were no religions in this world.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:36 PM   #465
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Prooooooost!

The earth is wiped out in a nuclear holocaust. The religions die with everyone else.


I wish we hadn't given away New Amsterdam way back in the 17th century.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:51 PM   #466
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gluggglugglugg

The sun goes supernova in the 17th century. Netherlands never ends up giving away New Amsterdam, or doing anything else for that matter.

I wish I could see the end of poverty in my lifetime.
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Old 05-19-2007, 11:05 PM   #467
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*poop* You end up living for three thousand more years, the vast majority of which are spent in a persistent vegetative state.

I wish I could come up with a better wish-granting noise.
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Old 05-19-2007, 11:18 PM   #468
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Dnuk! You now have a cat. For an interesting, original wish-granting noise, just let it walk over your keyboard a bit.


I wish I had fans whom I don't know personally.
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Old 05-19-2007, 11:33 PM   #469
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Wlooplig!

You have many fans you have never met. They're all stalkers who wanna wear your skin and dance around in your underwear.

*

I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted to go.
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Old 05-20-2007, 05:24 AM   #470
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*twinkle*

You now can teleport wherever you want to go, but every time you use this massive machine it shrinks your testicles.


I wish for a new car
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Old 05-20-2007, 07:04 PM   #471
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[QUOTE=bulldog;412972I wish for a new car[/QUOTE]

*gurgle*

...and it's pretty damned spiffy, with all of the accoutremounts, sitting up on a high-mesa plateau column just waiting to be airlifted off.

I wish for my house to be clean.
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Old 05-20-2007, 08:17 PM   #472
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Brrrrrrrrrrrrring!

Your house now has a self-cleaning AI installed that keeps it germ free. At 7 am on May 21st 2007, it achieves self-awareness. It's first real thought: "Problem: Humans are a virus. Action: Purify!"

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I wish I had a yacht.
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Old 05-21-2007, 03:16 AM   #473
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*FLURB*

Congratulations! All 5 dice in front of you are the same number! Yacht!!


I wish my trip to Foxwoods Casino this past weekend could've lasted longer.
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:50 AM   #474
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Djong!

Your trip lasted 1 millisecond longer. Happy?

I wish I knew what to do this evening.
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:42 AM   #475
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*frapp*
You decide to play Call of Duty 3, and enjoy it immensely.


I wish that I beat LSL at replying to tsa.

And I did!
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Old 05-21-2007, 10:50 AM   #476
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Wow your wish is granted without side-effects! That can not be. LSL is so mad at you that he sticks a pin through a printout of your avvie, in a very inconvenient spot.

I wish I was better at everything I'm already good at.
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Old 05-21-2007, 12:17 PM   #477
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Zmackaboom!

You're now even better at all the things you already were good at, but worse than ever when it comes to things you never did well.

I wish I don't have to do the laundry tomorrow.
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Old 05-21-2007, 08:19 PM   #478
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jelena View Post
I wish I don't have to do the laundry tomorrow.
<extreme low-frequency magnetic shock-wave knocks picture frames off the wall>

Your clothes have all disappeared. No problem!

I wish I were now at Jelena's house.
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Old 05-22-2007, 01:18 AM   #479
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*A ding ding ding ding diding pscht Bedom bohm bom bom bom bom bom bom booourhm bedom bedom*

You are at Jelena's house and are shot as an intruder

I wish everybody would obey me without question
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Old 05-22-2007, 05:10 AM   #480
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*reeeeaaaammmm*

They do. Unfortunately, that causes them to drop their jobs, and that causes me to suffer from a lack of everyday luxuries.

I wish I was at Jelena's house, without being mistaken for an intruder.
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