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#461 |
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*shing* The soccer moms of the world now drive Hummers.
I wish my work computer would stop crashing.
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#462 |
The Greater
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*Nagilig*
Your work computer dies entirely, and stops crashing. The workload piles up. I wish that the pompous asses at Epic Games woul release some news on Gears of War 2.
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#463 |
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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Pzing! The pompous asses at Epic Games just told us that all details about the upcoming game Gears of War 2 are stored on a USB stick in a spaceship that was launched yesterday, heading for the moon Europa. Come and get it folks!
I wish there were no politicians on this planet anymore. |
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#464 |
Citizen of Bizarro World
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Htrae
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Prooooooost!
The earth is wiped out in a nuclear holocaust. The politicians die with everyone else. * I wish there were no religions in this world.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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#465 |
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Location: Netherlands
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Prooooooost!
The earth is wiped out in a nuclear holocaust. The religions die with everyone else. I wish we hadn't given away New Amsterdam way back in the 17th century. |
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#466 |
Citizen of Bizarro World
Join Date: Mar 2004
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gluggglugglugg
The sun goes supernova in the 17th century. Netherlands never ends up giving away New Amsterdam, or doing anything else for that matter. I wish I could see the end of poverty in my lifetime.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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#467 |
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*poop* You end up living for three thousand more years, the vast majority of which are spent in a persistent vegetative state.
I wish I could come up with a better wish-granting noise.
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#468 |
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Dnuk! You now have a cat. For an interesting, original wish-granting noise, just let it walk over your keyboard a bit.
I wish I had fans whom I don't know personally. |
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#469 |
Citizen of Bizarro World
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Htrae
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Wlooplig!
You have many fans you have never met. They're all stalkers who wanna wear your skin and dance around in your underwear. * I wish I could teleport wherever I wanted to go.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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#470 |
Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*twinkle*
You now can teleport wherever you want to go, but every time you use this massive machine it shrinks your testicles. I wish for a new car
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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#471 |
The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 2,570
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[QUOTE=bulldog;412972I wish for a new car[/QUOTE]
*gurgle* ...and it's pretty damned spiffy, with all of the accoutremounts, sitting up on a high-mesa plateau column just waiting to be airlifted off. I wish for my house to be clean. |
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#472 |
Citizen of Bizarro World
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Brrrrrrrrrrrrring!
Your house now has a self-cleaning AI installed that keeps it germ free. At 7 am on May 21st 2007, it achieves self-awareness. It's first real thought: "Problem: Humans are a virus. Action: Purify!" * I wish I had a yacht.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
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#473 |
Rabid Tasmanian Devil
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 1,158
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*FLURB*
Congratulations! All 5 dice in front of you are the same number! Yacht!! I wish my trip to Foxwoods Casino this past weekend could've lasted longer. |
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#474 |
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Netherlands
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Djong!
Your trip lasted 1 millisecond longer. Happy? I wish I knew what to do this evening. |
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#475 |
The Greater
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*frapp*
You decide to play Call of Duty 3, and enjoy it immensely. I wish that I beat LSL at replying to tsa. And I did!
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#476 |
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Wow your wish is granted without side-effects! That can not be. LSL is so mad at you that he sticks a pin through a printout of your avvie, in a very inconvenient spot.
I wish I was better at everything I'm already good at. |
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#477 |
Lazy Bee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweden
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Zmackaboom!
You're now even better at all the things you already were good at, but worse than ever when it comes to things you never did well. I wish I don't have to do the laundry tomorrow.
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#478 |
The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
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#479 |
Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
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*A ding ding ding ding diding pscht Bedom bohm bom bom bom bom bom bom booourhm bedom bedom*
You are at Jelena's house and are shot as an intruder I wish everybody would obey me without question |
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#480 |
The Greater
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*reeeeaaaammmm*
They do. Unfortunately, that causes them to drop their jobs, and that causes me to suffer from a lack of everyday luxuries. I wish I was at Jelena's house, without being mistaken for an intruder.
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