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Old 02-08-2007, 10:38 AM   #261
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*xyzzy* You receive a dead, smelly fish.

I wish for more friends I could go out for coffee and have deep conversations with.
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:41 AM   #262
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*SPLAT* Some friendly coffee-loving philosophers fall out of the sky. Their conversations are so deep and coffee-filled that you can never figure out what they're talking about, so you find it boring to be around them.

I want a grand piano to play on.
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:44 AM   #263
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Twinkle*

You now have a grand piano to play, but you are having it tuned and the lid closes on your fingers, and tragically you are now missing all of your fingers.

I wish for a baked potato
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:45 AM   #264
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*bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii* Due to a clerical error, you get a Bakelite Potato

I wish for a huge plate of pasta
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:48 AM   #265
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*bling*

You now have a big plate of pasta, and right before you go to eat that yummy pasta, it jumps off the plate and eats you.

I wish too see SSH in a kilt
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:49 AM   #266
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*Whoooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

^^ Your wish is my command.

^ You see SSH in YOUR kilt.

I wish they make a day of the tentacle sequel.
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:16 PM   #267
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Uncorrupted fulfilment, bullsie:


*bazzzzzzzggggf* They make a day of a tentacle sequel. In the year 2475.

I wish that I had a free danish pastry delivered every morning
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:26 PM   #268
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*Zoing Going*
You have a free danish pastry delivered every morning...




To me.


I wish I can think of something witty to wish for.
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:56 PM   #269
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Uncorrupted fulfilment, bullsie:
Well you look smashing my good fellow and your wife lovely. I love that dress


BOOM *

you have wishes for daysand you have a fish that makes them for you.

I wish for a farm
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:00 PM   #270
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*KADONG* You now have a huge folding farm in your house.

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Old 02-08-2007, 05:08 PM   #271
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Why the hell do Scotsmen look so freakin' sexygood in kilts but when American men try it, they look silly.
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:24 PM   #272
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Why the hell do Scotsmen look so freakin' sexygood in kilts but when American men try it, they look silly.
What? American men look silly in kilts? No wonder they say I have bad taste.

That being said, SSH is one hot studmuffin.

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I wish for the power to resurect people.
*plink* The people you resurrect become zombies who dance to bad 80's music.

I wish I had a groom-in-a-kilt of my very own.
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:44 PM   #273
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*ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP *
You get to groom your very own kilt

I wish eating McDonalds was healthier than eating apples.
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:48 PM   #274
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Mcdonalds changes their menu entirely to vegetarian sugar free health food.

I wish for the power to animate the dead.
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:53 PM   #275
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*Whiiiiiiirllllllllll*
You become a Necrophile

I wish great things happen to whoever grants me my next wish.
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Old 02-08-2007, 06:52 PM   #276
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^

You hear something.

You hear some music.

It's getting louder.

It steadily continues getting louder.

It's very 80s-ish.

It's comming from all directions now.

...
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*plink* The people you resurrect become zombies who dance to bad 80's music.
Guess what you just did, you got me listening to various 80s music. And it's getting stuck in my head!

By bad 80's music, what did you have in mind?

Is the above line grammatical?

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Old 02-08-2007, 08:50 PM   #278
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undeaf is also unwishful.

I wish I could play really cool jazz guitar.
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Old 02-08-2007, 08:58 PM   #279
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*Zing a Ling*

You play the most incredible jazz guitar in the world but you are stuck playing in the Holiday Inn bar.

I wish my dog would live forever.
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Old 02-08-2007, 09:07 PM   #280
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*Ker-sploosh!*

You now have a bloodthirsty, ravenous ghoul-dog that'll never die.

I wish to be the wealthiest man alive.
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