Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 15

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 02-08-2007, 09:28 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzchhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHooooooooohhaaaaaaa aaaaa *pop!*

You're now Bill Gates. Happy now? I mean, you know, that's not an easy job.

I wish I were merely financially liquid enough to not have to continue contributing dripping blood into the cogs of a corporate empire.

MoriartyL · 02-09-2007, 12:34 AM

*ZASHAM!*The government takes over the economy. Now you're just dripping blood into the cogs of a political empire.

I want a game store with reasonable prices near me!

Godfrey Christ · 02-09-2007, 12:48 AM

By the powers that rest within me, your wish is granted!
BUT... the prices are only reasonable because it's a supermarket! HA! Which is more important? Good prices or ensuring that the real hardworking business man doesn't collapse??

I wish I had more powers.

SnorkleCat · 02-09-2007, 12:51 AM

Bibbity boop!
A game store with reasonable prices opens up next door...unfortunately the only titles they have are "Strawberry Shortcake Has a Tea Party, Barbie Ballerina, and the Bratz Dolls franchise.

I wish the litter box would clean itself.

SSH · 02-09-2007, 01:35 AM

*bazing* It cleans itself by flinging its contents onto your sofa...

I wish I could still fit my waist in my kilt, like I could 8 years ago...

Jelena · 02-09-2007, 02:56 AM

*zzzing*
Your kilt is now the size XXXXXXL and you can fit your entire family in it. Or use it as a tent.

I wish I was being romantically courted by Gabriel Knight.

SSH · 02-09-2007, 03:16 AM

*chipichop* You are now Gabriel's squeeze, but you are kidnapped by a secret society who sacrifice you to Baphomet...

I wish I had a GP2X

MoriartyL · 02-09-2007, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godfrey Christ

By the powers that rest within me, your wish is granted!
BUT... the prices are only reasonable because it's a supermarket! HA! Which is more important? Good prices or ensuring that the real hardworking business man doesn't collapse??

I don't get it. The important part is that I should have access to games here in Israel. You wanna sell the games in a supermarket? Fine by me, why not?

bulldog · 02-09-2007, 05:59 AM

*bllllllllliiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg*

You now have a GP2X, and you had a great time with it, but the dog ate it one day while you where at work.

I wish I could take a vacation.

rlpw · 02-09-2007, 06:20 AM

Schleeeestak! You go on vacation with nothing but a bathing suit where you say.

Quote:

Well, the brochure said it was Greenland!

I wish I had a real good Klose smoker/grill

SoccerDude28 · 02-09-2007, 10:53 AM

*zug zug*
Your wish is granted my liege. You have a Klose smoker/grill, but you are transported with it to the deep amazon, and the cannibals use it to grill you.

I wish I can come up with a new website idea never thought of before, that will be bought by google and make me a multi-millionaire.

undeaf · 02-09-2007, 08:56 PM

*SHWASHOOM*
You enter into a contract in which google agrees to give a percentage of the profits the idea makes. Unfortunately, it does not make money for a long time. But a century after you die, it makes a few milion.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godfrey Christ

I wish I had more powers.

You now have the power to predict the weather 15 minutes in the future.

I wish for a Ring of Fire Control.

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-09-2007, 09:05 PM

*PIFF!!!*

I wish I were director of the museum where I work.

bulldog · 02-10-2007, 08:23 AM

POOF

You are now the Director of Garbage detail at the museum where you work.

I wish for a new camera

rlpw · 02-10-2007, 09:11 AM

"SELTZER!!" The Hubble Space Telescope falls on your house.

I wish I had better grammar

Squinky · 02-10-2007, 09:19 AM

*zing* Your grammar is perfect. Unfortunately, the internet makes your head explode as a result.

I wish Valentine's Day didn't exist. What a stupid, commercialist holiday.

Hammerite · 02-10-2007, 10:22 AM

*VANDENBURGAIRBASE!!!* Valentine's Day doesn't exist. I try to corrupt it, but I can't bring myself to do so.

I wish I had a tail!

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-10-2007, 10:31 AM

*BANG!!*

You're a rat.

I wish it were the end of my workday already so I can go on my date.

Hammerite · 02-10-2007, 10:33 AM

*UNATCOHEADQUARTERS!!* You're still fired and your date is your boss, so he's not too happy.

I wish I HAD a date.

Squinky · 02-10-2007, 10:38 AM

*laugh track*

I wish I could stay single all through my twenties, just for the bragging rights.

02-08-2007, 09:28 PM	#281
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzchhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHooooooooohhaaaaaaa aaaaa pop! You're now Bill Gates. Happy now? I mean, you know, that's not an easy job. I wish I were merely financially liquid enough to not have to continue contributing dripping blood into the cogs of a corporate empire. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-09-2007, 12:34 AM	#282
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	ZASHAM!The government takes over the economy. Now you're just dripping blood into the cogs of a political empire. I want a game store with reasonable prices near me! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

02-09-2007, 12:48 AM	#283
Godfrey Christ The Jay Man's Daddio Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cloudnine, HE Posts: 15	By the powers that rest within me, your wish is granted! BUT... the prices are only reasonable because it's a supermarket! HA! Which is more important? Good prices or ensuring that the real hardworking business man doesn't collapse?? I wish I had more powers. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-09-2007, 12:51 AM	#284
SnorkleCat Explode the Universe! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Posts: 586	Bibbity boop! A game store with reasonable prices opens up next door...unfortunately the only titles they have are "Strawberry Shortcake Has a Tea Party, Barbie Ballerina, and the Bratz Dolls franchise. I wish the litter box would clean itself. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-09-2007, 01:35 AM	#285
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	bazing It cleans itself by flinging its contents onto your sofa... I wish I could still fit my waist in my kilt, like I could 8 years ago... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-09-2007, 02:56 AM	#286
Jelena Lazy Bee Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,518	zzzing Your kilt is now the size XXXXXXL and you can fit your entire family in it. Or use it as a tent. I wish I was being romantically courted by Gabriel Knight. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Temporary guest in your life

02-09-2007, 03:16 AM	#287
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	chipichop You are now Gabriel's squeeze, but you are kidnapped by a secret society who sacrifice you to Baphomet... I wish I had a GP2X Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-09-2007, 05:59 AM	#289
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	bllllllllliiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg You now have a GP2X, and you had a great time with it, but the dog ate it one day while you where at work. I wish I could take a vacation. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-09-2007, 10:53 AM	#291
SoccerDude28 Homer of Kittens Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Francisco, Bay Area Posts: 4,374	zug zug Your wish is granted my liege. You have a Klose smoker/grill, but you are transported with it to the deep amazon, and the cannibals use it to grill you. I wish I can come up with a new website idea never thought of before, that will be bought by google and make me a multi-millionaire. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -------------------------------------------------- Games I am playing: Jeanne D'Ark (PSP) Firefox rules

02-09-2007, 09:05 PM	#293
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	PIFF!!! I wish I were director of the museum where I work. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien Last edited by Intrepid Homoludens; 02-10-2007 at 10:30 AM.

02-10-2007, 08:23 AM	#294
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	POOF You are now the Director of Garbage detail at the museum where you work. I wish for a new camera Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-10-2007, 09:11 AM	#295
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	"SELTZER!!" The Hubble Space Telescope falls on your house. I wish I had better grammar Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

02-10-2007, 09:19 AM	#296
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	zing Your grammar is perfect. Unfortunately, the internet makes your head explode as a result. I wish Valentine's Day didn't exist. What a stupid, commercialist holiday. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-10-2007, 10:22 AM	#297
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	VANDENBURGAIRBASE!!! Valentine's Day doesn't exist. I try to corrupt it, but I can't bring myself to do so. I wish I had a tail! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

02-10-2007, 10:31 AM	#298
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	BANG!! You're a rat. I wish it were the end of my workday already so I can go on my date. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

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02-10-2007, 10:33 AM	#299
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	UNATCOHEADQUARTERS!! You're still fired and your date is your boss, so he's not too happy. I wish I HAD a date. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

02-10-2007, 10:38 AM	#300
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	laugh track I wish I could stay single all through my twenties, just for the bragging rights. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".