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Old 02-08-2007, 09:28 PM   #281
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzchhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHooooooooohhaaaaaaa aaaaa *pop!*

You're now Bill Gates. Happy now? I mean, you know, that's not an easy job.

I wish I were merely financially liquid enough to not have to continue contributing dripping blood into the cogs of a corporate empire.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:34 AM   #282
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*ZASHAM!*The government takes over the economy. Now you're just dripping blood into the cogs of a political empire.

I want a game store with reasonable prices near me!
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:48 AM   #283
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By the powers that rest within me, your wish is granted!
BUT... the prices are only reasonable because it's a supermarket! HA! Which is more important? Good prices or ensuring that the real hardworking business man doesn't collapse??

I wish I had more powers.
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Old 02-09-2007, 12:51 AM   #284
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Bibbity boop!
A game store with reasonable prices opens up next door...unfortunately the only titles they have are "Strawberry Shortcake Has a Tea Party, Barbie Ballerina, and the Bratz Dolls franchise.

I wish the litter box would clean itself.
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Old 02-09-2007, 01:35 AM   #285
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*bazing* It cleans itself by flinging its contents onto your sofa...

I wish I could still fit my waist in my kilt, like I could 8 years ago...
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Old 02-09-2007, 02:56 AM   #286
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*zzzing*
Your kilt is now the size XXXXXXL and you can fit your entire family in it. Or use it as a tent.

I wish I was being romantically courted by Gabriel Knight.
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Old 02-09-2007, 03:16 AM   #287
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*chipichop* You are now Gabriel's squeeze, but you are kidnapped by a secret society who sacrifice you to Baphomet...

I wish I had a GP2X
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:57 AM   #288
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By the powers that rest within me, your wish is granted!
BUT... the prices are only reasonable because it's a supermarket! HA! Which is more important? Good prices or ensuring that the real hardworking business man doesn't collapse??
I don't get it. The important part is that I should have access to games here in Israel. You wanna sell the games in a supermarket? Fine by me, why not?
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Old 02-09-2007, 05:59 AM   #289
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*bllllllllliiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg*

You now have a GP2X, and you had a great time with it, but the dog ate it one day while you where at work.

I wish I could take a vacation.
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Old 02-09-2007, 06:20 AM   #290
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Schleeeestak! You go on vacation with nothing but a bathing suit where you say.
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Well, the brochure said it was Greenland!
I wish I had a real good Klose smoker/grill
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Old 02-09-2007, 10:53 AM   #291
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*zug zug*
Your wish is granted my liege. You have a Klose smoker/grill, but you are transported with it to the deep amazon, and the cannibals use it to grill you.

I wish I can come up with a new website idea never thought of before, that will be bought by google and make me a multi-millionaire.
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:56 PM   #292
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*SHWASHOOM*
You enter into a contract in which google agrees to give a percentage of the profits the idea makes. Unfortunately, it does not make money for a long time. But a century after you die, it makes a few milion.

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I wish I had more powers.
You now have the power to predict the weather 15 minutes in the future.

I wish for a Ring of Fire Control.
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Old 02-09-2007, 09:05 PM   #293
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*PIFF!!!*




I wish I were director of the museum where I work.
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Old 02-10-2007, 08:23 AM   #294
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POOF

You are now the Director of Garbage detail at the museum where you work.

I wish for a new camera
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:11 AM   #295
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"SELTZER!!" The Hubble Space Telescope falls on your house.

I wish I had better grammar
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Old 02-10-2007, 09:19 AM   #296
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*zing* Your grammar is perfect. Unfortunately, the internet makes your head explode as a result.

I wish Valentine's Day didn't exist. What a stupid, commercialist holiday.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:22 AM   #297
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*VANDENBURGAIRBASE!!!* Valentine's Day doesn't exist. I try to corrupt it, but I can't bring myself to do so.

I wish I had a tail!
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:31 AM   #298
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*BANG!!*

You're a rat.

I wish it were the end of my workday already so I can go on my date.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:33 AM   #299
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*UNATCOHEADQUARTERS!!* You're still fired and your date is your boss, so he's not too happy.

I wish I HAD a date.
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Old 02-10-2007, 10:38 AM   #300
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*laugh track*

I wish I could stay single all through my twenties, just for the bragging rights.
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