02-08-2007, 09:28 PM | #281 |
The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzchhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHooooooooohhaaaaaaa aaaaa *pop!*
You're now Bill Gates. Happy now? I mean, you know, that's not an easy job. I wish I were merely financially liquid enough to not have to continue contributing dripping blood into the cogs of a corporate empire. |
02-09-2007, 12:34 AM | #282 |
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*ZASHAM!*The government takes over the economy. Now you're just dripping blood into the cogs of a political empire.
I want a game store with reasonable prices near me! |
02-09-2007, 12:48 AM | #283 |
The Jay Man's Daddio
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Cloudnine, HE
Posts: 15
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By the powers that rest within me, your wish is granted!
BUT... the prices are only reasonable because it's a supermarket! HA! Which is more important? Good prices or ensuring that the real hardworking business man doesn't collapse?? I wish I had more powers. |
02-09-2007, 12:51 AM | #284 |
Explode the Universe!
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Bibbity boop!
A game store with reasonable prices opens up next door...unfortunately the only titles they have are "Strawberry Shortcake Has a Tea Party, Barbie Ballerina, and the Bratz Dolls franchise. I wish the litter box would clean itself. |
02-09-2007, 01:35 AM | #285 |
Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
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*bazing* It cleans itself by flinging its contents onto your sofa...
I wish I could still fit my waist in my kilt, like I could 8 years ago... |
02-09-2007, 02:56 AM | #286 |
Lazy Bee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sweden
Posts: 7,518
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*zzzing*
Your kilt is now the size XXXXXXL and you can fit your entire family in it. Or use it as a tent. I wish I was being romantically courted by Gabriel Knight.
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02-09-2007, 04:57 AM | #288 |
Not like them!
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I don't get it. The important part is that I should have access to games here in Israel. You wanna sell the games in a supermarket? Fine by me, why not?
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02-09-2007, 05:59 AM | #289 |
Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*bllllllllliiiiiiinnnnnnngggggg*
You now have a GP2X, and you had a great time with it, but the dog ate it one day while you where at work. I wish I could take a vacation.
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02-09-2007, 06:20 AM | #290 | |
Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
Posts: 5,107
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Schleeeestak! You go on vacation with nothing but a bathing suit where you say.
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02-09-2007, 10:53 AM | #291 |
Homer of Kittens
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: San Francisco, Bay Area
Posts: 4,374
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*zug zug*
Your wish is granted my liege. You have a Klose smoker/grill, but you are transported with it to the deep amazon, and the cannibals use it to grill you. I wish I can come up with a new website idea never thought of before, that will be bought by google and make me a multi-millionaire.
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02-09-2007, 08:56 PM | #292 |
Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tee Oh
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*SHWASHOOM*
You enter into a contract in which google agrees to give a percentage of the profits the idea makes. Unfortunately, it does not make money for a long time. But a century after you die, it makes a few milion. You now have the power to predict the weather 15 minutes in the future. I wish for a Ring of Fire Control. |
02-09-2007, 09:05 PM | #293 |
merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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*PIFF!!!*
I wish I were director of the museum where I work.
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platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs | gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii | blog: a space alien | book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris | games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain | sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer | music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake | twitter: a_space_alien Last edited by Intrepid Homoludens; 02-10-2007 at 10:30 AM. |
02-10-2007, 08:23 AM | #294 |
Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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POOF
You are now the Director of Garbage detail at the museum where you work. I wish for a new camera
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02-10-2007, 09:11 AM | #295 |
Creepy Father Figure
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Texas Dammit!
Posts: 5,107
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"SELTZER!!" The Hubble Space Telescope falls on your house.
I wish I had better grammar |
02-10-2007, 09:19 AM | #296 |
Unreliable Narrator
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*zing* Your grammar is perfect. Unfortunately, the internet makes your head explode as a result.
I wish Valentine's Day didn't exist. What a stupid, commercialist holiday.
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02-10-2007, 10:22 AM | #297 |
kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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*VANDENBURGAIRBASE!!!* Valentine's Day doesn't exist. I try to corrupt it, but I can't bring myself to do so.
I wish I had a tail!
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02-10-2007, 10:31 AM | #298 |
merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
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*BANG!!*
You're a rat. I wish it were the end of my workday already so I can go on my date.
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02-10-2007, 10:33 AM | #299 |
kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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*UNATCOHEADQUARTERS!!* You're still fired and your date is your boss, so he's not too happy.
I wish I HAD a date.
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02-10-2007, 10:38 AM | #300 |
Unreliable Narrator
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*laugh track* I wish I could stay single all through my twenties, just for the bragging rights.
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