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Old 02-07-2007, 08:43 AM   #241
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*BZIGGY* You wish!

I wish washing wishes wasn't wishy-washy
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Old 02-07-2007, 09:38 AM   #242
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*Zang*
You end up washing wishy-washy wishes which wish they were not wished or washed.

I wish I had the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Old 02-07-2007, 09:57 AM   #243
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*Sparkles*

You now have the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger, unfortunately someone poked you with a pin and your body deflated like a balloon.

I wish for a snuggle
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:15 AM   #244
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*Kabooom*
Wish granted your highness. You get to snuggle with a ravenous grizzly bear.

I wish I had the brains of einstein, the skill of Michael Jordan, the Strength of Ali, the compassion of Mother Teresa, and the sex appeal of Don Juan.
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:24 AM   #245
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*oodleso noodles!*

Due to a clerical error, you have the brains of Michael Jordan, the skill of the current-day Ali, the sex appeal of Mother Teresa, and the compassion of Don Juan. Oh, and the strength of Einstein.

I wish, I wish, I wish I were a fish.
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:52 PM   #246
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You now wish that you wished you were a fish, but you fall over in the process.

I wish that I had a herring.
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Old 02-07-2007, 02:32 PM   #247
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POOF ****

You now have a herring served over rice. But you have gotten food poisoning and you will never eat herring again.

I wish for some aspirin
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Old 02-07-2007, 02:44 PM   #248
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*SLARDIBARGFARST*

You now own the collected novels of Robert Aspirin...

I wish I could be a hero on the show Heroes.
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Old 02-07-2007, 03:41 PM   #249
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*yppacsiretupomcym*

You now have the super ability to make that show interesting.

I wish I had a kitchen appliance version of Denny's in my kitchen.
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Old 02-07-2007, 04:00 PM   #250
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*Blizzle-Fizzle*

You now have William Shatner as Denny Crane in your kitchen, and he refuses to leave!!

I wish the moon really WAS made of cheese!
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Old 02-07-2007, 05:38 PM   #251
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*piiiing!* The moon is now made of cheese, cream cheese to be exact. The Earth's gravitational pull causes cheese to rain down daily upon the planet, resulting in chaos and a strong inescapable odour of feet.


I wish Tom Cruise would spontaneously combust, on live television.
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:11 PM   #252
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Oh Jatsie that is the best wish ever

POOF****

Tom Cruise spontaneously combust on live television and you sell the rights to You Tube and make millions and you will have me as your concubine.


I wish for a ice cold coke
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:17 PM   #253
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ikyikyikypitang!!!!
You have a block of ice cold coke and are immediately arrested for possession.


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Old 02-07-2007, 06:57 PM   #254
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*Phhhhhffft!* Wish granted! But it breaks before you even get a chance to set it up.

I wish that I had a Silver Black Phantom Bike that I can ride like a bat out of hell!
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:12 AM   #255
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You ordered a silver black phantom bike but you got a silver and black phantom riding a bike to come to your door and he hacked you to death with his disk, which was orange if you're interested.

I wish I could change shape... all the cool things i could do if i could change shape...
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Old 02-08-2007, 03:23 AM   #256
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*do-do-do-do-doodly-do*
You change shape into a hamster and find yourself inside Richard Gere


I wish that it was easier to write the Countdown music as words.
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:11 AM   #257
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*ping* It's easier, but only slightly so. You still can't do it.

I wish I were a hamster inside Richard Gere.
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:19 AM   #258
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*zpwwx* You are the hamster inside Richard Gere's HEAD!


I wish I was the handsomest guy on the planet
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:28 AM   #259
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*shamalamadingdongaroonie!*

You are the handsomest man on the planet...The Planet of Woody Allen Clones!!

I wish Hollywood would stop making remakes.
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Old 02-08-2007, 10:34 AM   #260
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Sparkles*

Hollywood stops making remakes and you are stuck in a time warp.

I wish for a fish
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