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Old 05-16-2007, 06:51 AM   #441
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*Bazoom-Ba!*

You are now fluent in English, Esperanto and Pig Latin. Ongratulations-cay!

I wish my apartment weren't as humid as a greenhouse this week! Sheesh!
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:12 AM   #442
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*WazzAAAAAHH*

Your apartment is so not humid that it is impossible, and therefore is erased from existence by the Restorers Of Logic.

I wish I had a nice voice, with which to serenade the girl of my dreams.
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:22 AM   #443
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I wish I had a nice voice, with which to serenade the girl of my dreams.
Your voice is so nice that every girl wants you rip you apart... LITERALLY

I wish I was thin
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:25 AM   #444
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Kaboom
You are now so thin that you're actually two dimensional.



I wish I had a cat.
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Old 05-16-2007, 10:01 AM   #445
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*Shal-wah Kehrbooshki Goof!*

You have a cat, though it is a Serbian tiger and eats you immediately.

I wish I was good looking.
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Old 05-16-2007, 10:57 AM   #446
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*poof*

you are now every girls dream..... now you have to beat the girls off with a stick.

I wish for a puppy
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:18 AM   #447
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*pffffffffffffff*

You now have a puppy that likes to eat human brain.


I wish my chinchilla would be able to talk.
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:39 PM   #448
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Wham!

Your chinchilla starts talking and turns out to have the worst nagging N.Y accent you ever heard. Eventually you strangle it with your bare hands since it also turns out it's a very talkative chinchilla.


I wish I could go for a ride on an old fashioned roller coaster.
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Old 05-16-2007, 01:38 PM   #449
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*foof* You travel back to the 1950's, and are thus forced into constricting traditional gender roles.

I wish men and women were equal.
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:13 PM   #450
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*screeeee!*

Men and women are now exactly the same, confusing and preventing them from anymore procreation. The human race dies.

I wish I had a new apartment, to replace the one that was recently zapped out of existence, lol
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:14 PM   #451
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ratatatata!

You have a new apartment. "Have" in the sense that you are literally holding it in your hand, it's so small.

I wish there was more violence in this world.
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Old 05-17-2007, 05:46 AM   #452
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You and me both.

..wait, that's not a corruption. Okaaaay, hmmm. Alright, there is more violence in the world, but only between the cool people and the bleeding-heart liberal types, of whom the latter aren't really worth the trouble of killing.

I wish that I had a device that would turn any game object into a real object.
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Old 05-17-2007, 09:55 AM   #453
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* Porf-schvingk*

You use it on Pyramid Head.
You are dumb.

I wish I could be sweet.
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Old 05-17-2007, 10:50 AM   #454
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krakatoa!

You are sweet. You dissolve quickly in coffee.

*

I wish Barney the dinosaur would die a terrible death.
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Old 05-18-2007, 12:48 AM   #455
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He finishes writing his philosophy book (a personal project of his) before he dies. His death turns the book into a worldwide cultural phenomenon (everyone loves the last words of a dead guy), and Barneyism quickly becomes widespread and changes the way people live their lives. You're going to hear silly songs being sung loudly wherever you go now. If it's any reassurance, know that Barney's death was terribly devastating to all his fans.

I wish I had all the time in the world.
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Old 05-18-2007, 02:05 AM   #456
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Znort, your wish is granted. Now you need a hobby...

I wish I had a little friend. A little friend to pat and play with. I had a little friend once. But he don't work no more...
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Old 05-18-2007, 05:53 AM   #457
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*zzzzziiiiinnnnnggg*

You now have a little friend to play with, it is microscopic and it has invaded your brain.

I wish for 5 minutes of silence.
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:10 AM   #458
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*Krat!*
You are deaf.

I wish that I could spend my life with that girl...
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Old 05-18-2007, 06:14 AM   #459
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*UINKADOGGGGAROOO!* The girl of your dreams invites you over to her house... and then butchers you with a carving knife. At least you spent the rest of your life with her...

I wish I could inhabit a world where everyone else was happy.
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Old 05-18-2007, 09:39 AM   #460
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Ngrflupdupdupdup...

Everybody around you is now happy. This annoys you no end. The people around you laugh at you because they think you are funny.


I wish there were no SUVs on this planet anymore.
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