[MoriartyL]

Originally Posted by RLacey

I wish upon a star.

..and *swish*- right there you are!
So sorry there's no air;
You're rather stuck up there.

(Yeah, I know I'm much too late. But I couldn't resist!)

Originally Posted by Giligan

I wish that all my fellow chit-chatters would be reduced to their component atoms, thus killing the thread.

*GWEEE* You got vaporized with them. And yet -irony of ironies!- new chit-chatters emerge, sensing an opening for their own unique brand of mediocrity, and they revive the thread. It's never quite as good again, which is saying something.


If only wish-corrupters wouldn't just keep the wish as-is and throw in an unrelated magical effect on top!

[Intrepid Homoludens]

*PLIP!* All wishes from here on now come with fresh whipped cream topping and a rain of deadly fire ants wearing tiny bikinis.

I wish I had a hybrid Mini Cooper to get around in this ugly town known as L.A.

[RLacey]

You suddenly find yourself cruising around L.A. in a cross betwen a Mini Cooper and a monster truck. It's a real eyesore.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

[SoccerDude28]

*Zolof* You don't have a cold anymore. But you have every other disease known to human kind.

I wish I had enough money to retire.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

*KERSHAYT!!!* You're a 90 year old millionaire in a wheelchair.

I wish Nanay would stop boiling horrible smelling fish heads that make me want to vomit just smelling them cooking.

[rlpw]

Kerspalsh: Wish granted! Nanay comes here to cook for me


I wish it was Spring!

[Intrepid Homoludens]

*CHUTZPAH!!!!* It's early May, but you now also live in a research station in Antarctica.

I wish I still had the drive to move the rest of my stuff into the bedroom, as Nanay and I switched rooms.

[SoccerDude28]

*Whooosh* You get the drive to move stuff around in your house, and you end up moving Nanay into your bedroom.

I wish this thread had more posts than Thread Must Die.

[Melanie68]

*Ram a lam a ding dong* This thread has more posts than Thread Must Die but the combined weight of the two causes the forum to collapse in on itself, resulting in a black hole and the cessation of the Internets as we know it.

I wish I could go to Hawaii.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

*Pah-TOW-wee!* You mysteriously receive a round trip ticket to Honolulu and proceed to do the happy dance.....until you stop and look closely. Your return flight leaves thirty minutes after your arrival at the island's airport.

I wish wishes would come with a 30 money back guarantee.

[[toj.cc]Phantom]

*Phhhhhffft!* Wish granted! But then it blows up and you die.

I wish for good weather on March 30th so that my friends and I are able to go see Meatloaf in Hershey, PA.

[Not A Speck Of Cereal]

*fssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSHHHHHHTwwwaaaaaaang*

It is so. The weather will be good in Florida on March 30th

I wish for everyone to have a Lava Lamp (and use it).

[[toj.cc]Phantom]

Originally Posted by Not A Speck Of Cereal

*fssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSHHHHHHTwwwaaaaaaang*

It is so. The weather will be good in Florida on March 30th

I wish for everyone to have a Lava Lamp (and use it).

You son-of-a-

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Originally Posted by Not A Speck Of Cereal

I wish for everyone to have a Lava Lamp (and use it).

*BLAWOWEEEE!!!* Everyone and their grandmother's dog now has a Lava Lamp, and they all converge on your house in an attempt to plug them in to all your outlets. The resulting overwhelming charges blow all the fuses and your house burns down in an electrical fire as well plunging the entire state of Washington into darkness. The utility company sues your ass for countless millions.

*I wish I had an extra day off from work.*

[Not A Speck Of Cereal]

[QUOTE=Intrepid Homoludens;388510*I wish I had an extra day off from work.*[/QUOTE]
...hhhhhhhhwwwaaaaaaaaCHUnnnnnnnnnnnNG!!!!

And so it is done.

Enjoy your day off, though it's pouring outside, the power is out, and it's too dark to read. Oh, and you discovered you're out of batteries.

I wish the stock market would rise. Just for a little while.

[SSH]

*PPPPPPFFFF* The stock market rises... on the day you went short


I wish that Disney would stop making its movies so scary

[Intrepid Homoludens]

*CRACK!!!* Disney now and forever makes nothing but Bambi sequels.

I wish bullsie and I could go on an all expenses paid 2 week holiday in Paris.

[Tramboi]

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

*CRACK!!!* Disney now and forever makes nothing but Bambi sequels.

I wish bullsie and I could go on an all expenses paid 2 week holiday in Paris.

Then you would meet me, and would be doomed by The Curse Of The Long Island Ice Tea, staying at the hotel with an headache for the rest of your stay.

I wish there still were Burger Kings in France.

[SSH]

*kazump* Monarchy is restored in France and the Austrian former Formula 1 driver Gerhard Berger is installed as King.


I wish that Starbucks shops were staffed by Kara Thrace lookalikes

[bulldog]

POOF

You have Starbucks shops full of Kara Thrace lookalikes but none of them know that you exsist.

I wish for a wish