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Old 02-05-2007, 02:18 PM   #181
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Nobody can bring themselves to hate you, so they just like you even more.

I wish that all countries would sort out their problems WITHOUT the use of the innocent citizens.
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:34 PM   #182
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It is decided that no one is innocent. The Earth explodes in a huge ball of napalm.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her.
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:42 PM   #183
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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her.
The Great Referee messes everything up and you end up with a tall call-girl with balls who doesn't look so good.

I wish I only had to sleep 2 hours a night.
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:55 PM   #184
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You only have to sleep for two hours a night, but in return you have to work for 22 hours a day, and at least ten of those are taken up with manual labour.

I wish that I had already written my essay for this week's tutorial, and that I had got the answer exactly right.
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Old 02-05-2007, 03:26 PM   #185
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Wow, that's quite a BIG one... ok, here you go: Doodle-dee-dong! You have already written your essay for this week's tutorial, and got the answer exactly right. With this you have used up all your wishes. Thank you and have a nice day.


I wish it was March of 2003.
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Old 02-05-2007, 03:53 PM   #186
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Granted *

It is March of 2003 but it is a parallel universe and everything is backwards from the way you remember it.

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Old 02-05-2007, 04:08 PM   #187
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*YEEEYYYAP* You're a female dog that just gave birth.

I wish it were freaking five o'clock already, I'm on my umpteenth origami paper balloon (and my second origami crane to boot).
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Old 02-05-2007, 04:12 PM   #188
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It is 5 ocklock, 70 years from now. Trepsie's life just whizzed by in front of his eyes.

I wish it was 5 PM today February 5th 2007.
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Old 02-05-2007, 04:14 PM   #189
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*Kawoop-woop-wee!* (It's the 6th February here) You're now stuck in a time loop, being taken back to 5pm GMT on February 5th 2007 every time the clock reaches midnight. You get to relive a dreadful evening for the rest of your life!

I wish that the England cricket team was good at One-Day Cricket.
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Old 02-05-2007, 04:15 PM   #190
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I wish it were freaking five o'clock already, I'm on my umpteenth origami paper balloon (and my second origami crane to boot).
*zing* It's already five o'clock... in Alberta.

(Also, you remind me of when I used to fold origami figures while waiting for stuff to load while I was working at Telltale. I ended up with quite a lovely little collection on my desk. Erwin remembers it, I'm sure. )

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I wish that the England cricket team was good at One-Day Cricket.
They are... but they secretly wish they could be lumberjacks instead.

I wish I could eat all the desserts I wanted and not gain extra mass.
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*Zadoopiesquang!* You eat all the deserts you want, and then have your stomach pumped to remove what you've just eaten. You're writhing in pain and agony, but, hey, you haven't gained any extra mass.

I wish. .shiw I
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:17 PM   #192
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*bangooalaptios* You are mirrored. Your double goes on to become a famous historian, and you land a job as a bartender.

I wish that all my fellow forumers would get together and buy me a laptop.
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Old 02-05-2007, 08:52 PM   #193
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AG forumers are filled with an irrational compulsion to buy you a laptop and do so. It runs OS/2 and uses a lead acid battery. The catch is, the get together ends up being in nunavut.

I wish I was capable of doing at least 1/2 of the sasuke obstacle course.
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Old 02-06-2007, 06:02 AM   #194
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That is awesome, I enjoyed watching it...... oh yeah I forgot why I’m here, to.....


Oh yeah Poof *


You complete the sasuke obstacle course and became rich and famous but all the fame and fortune went to your head and you lost it all b/c you were mean and nasty to people.

I wish I had a Prince
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Old 02-06-2007, 06:54 AM   #195
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*zplfpgfjk* A small, purple man appears at your door and demands to live in your bathroom. The call of nature becomes a somewhat embarrassing experience and you die of constipation.


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Old 02-06-2007, 07:51 AM   #196
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Granted *

You now have Madonna the famous singer and she has made you like a virgin for ever more.


I wish for a horse
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Old 02-06-2007, 08:00 AM   #197
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* Ding-Ding* Here's your horse:


I wish I could get every dvd I want without worrying about the cost..
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Old 02-06-2007, 08:29 AM   #198
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*WEEooWEEooWEE* The police are on their way.

I wish to live an unnaturally long, consistently happy and satisfying life, to die the day there are only nine other humans alive.
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Old 02-06-2007, 08:45 AM   #199
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I wish to live an unnaturally long, consistently happy and satisfying life, to die the day there are only nine other humans alive.
*puf* The only 9 people left are gay men with hairy chests and leather fetishes, which makes you their bitch.


I wish I were a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
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*kazum* the same thing happens as the last person who wished this


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