02-05-2007, 02:18 PM
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kamikaze hummingbirds
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over there.
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Nobody can bring themselves to hate you, so they just like you even more.
I wish that all countries would sort out their problems WITHOUT the use of the innocent citizens.
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02-05-2007, 02:34 PM
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Chris Barraclough
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: London
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It is decided that no one is innocent. The Earth explodes in a huge ball of napalm.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good, I would call her.
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02-05-2007, 02:42 PM
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Barroom hero
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Paris, France
Posts: 525
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I wish I only had to sleep 2 hours a night.
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02-05-2007, 02:55 PM
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The Thread™ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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You only have to sleep for two hours a night, but in return you have to work for 22 hours a day, and at least ten of those are taken up with manual labour.
I wish that I had already written my essay for this week's tutorial, and that I had got the answer exactly right. |
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02-05-2007, 03:26 PM
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capsized.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 5,534
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Wow, that's quite a BIG one... ok, here you go: Doodle-dee-dong! You have already written your essay for this week's tutorial, and got the answer exactly right. With this you have used up all your wishes. Thank you and have a nice day.
 I wish it was March of 2003.
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02-05-2007, 03:53 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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Granted *
It is March of 2003 but it is a parallel universe and everything is backwards from the way you remember it. I wish I had a puppy
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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02-05-2007, 04:08 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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*YEEEYYYAP* You're a female dog that just gave birth.
I wish it were freaking five o'clock already, I'm on my umpteenth origami paper balloon (and my second origami crane to boot). 
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02-05-2007, 04:12 PM
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Homer of Kittens
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: San Francisco, Bay Area
Posts: 4,374
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It is 5 ocklock, 70 years from now. Trepsie's life just whizzed by in front of his eyes.
I wish it was 5 PM today February 5th 2007.
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02-05-2007, 04:14 PM
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The Thread™ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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*Kawoop-woop-wee!* (It's the 6th February here) You're now stuck in a time loop, being taken back to 5pm GMT on February 5th 2007 every time the clock reaches midnight. You get to relive a dreadful evening for the rest of your life!
I wish that the England cricket team was good at One-Day Cricket. |
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02-05-2007, 04:15 PM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
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(Also, you remind me of when I used to fold origami figures while waiting for stuff to load while I was working at Telltale. I ended up with quite a lovely little collection on my desk. Erwin remembers it, I'm sure.  )Quote:
I wish I could eat all the desserts I wanted and not gain extra mass.
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02-05-2007, 04:21 PM
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The Thread™ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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*Zadoopiesquang!* You eat all the deserts you want, and then have your stomach pumped to remove what you've just eaten. You're writhing in pain and agony, but, hey, you haven't gained any extra mass.
I wish. .shiw I |
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02-05-2007, 05:17 PM
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The Greater
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Kentucky
Posts: 6,541
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*bangooalaptios* You are mirrored. Your double goes on to become a famous historian, and you land a job as a bartender.
I wish that all my fellow forumers would get together and buy me a laptop.
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02-05-2007, 08:52 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Tee Oh
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AG forumers are filled with an irrational compulsion to buy you a laptop and do so. It runs OS/2 and uses a lead acid battery. The catch is, the get together ends up being in nunavut.
I wish I was capable of doing at least 1/2 of the sasuke obstacle course. |
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02-06-2007, 06:02 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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That is awesome, I enjoyed watching it...... oh yeah I forgot why I’m here, to.....
Oh yeah Poof * You complete the sasuke obstacle course and became rich and famous but all the fame and fortune went to your head and you lost it all b/c you were mean and nasty to people. I wish I had a Prince
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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02-06-2007, 06:54 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
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*zplfpgfjk* A small, purple man appears at your door and demands to live in your bathroom. The call of nature becomes a somewhat embarrassing experience and you die of constipation.
I wish I had a Madonna |
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02-06-2007, 07:51 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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Granted *
You now have Madonna the famous singer and she has made you like a virgin for ever more. I wish for a horse
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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02-06-2007, 08:00 AM
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female animal lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,480
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* Ding-Ding* Here's your horse:
 I wish I could get every dvd I want without worrying about the cost..
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02-06-2007, 08:29 AM
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Not like them!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,570
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*WEEooWEEooWEE* The police are on their way.
I wish to live an unnaturally long, consistently happy and satisfying life, to die the day there are only nine other humans alive. |
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02-06-2007, 08:45 AM
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Hitch-Hiker
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: The Mediterranean Sea
Posts: 4,364
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I wish I were a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
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02-06-2007, 08:57 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
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*kazum* the same thing happens as the last person who wished this
I wish that every world leader is wise and benevolent |
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