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Old 02-04-2007, 12:44 PM   #141
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*repoof!* You find yourself in caveman times. No one around you seems particularly interested in theology. And no, you don't have any internet access.

I wish corrupted wishes would never cause time travel.
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:50 PM   #142
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*re-repoof* Your corrupt wishes are granted, but only on the condition that you enjoy them as a hermaphrodite.

I wish my wish-giver to suffer painful consequences for granting me the wish.
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:05 PM   #143
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I wish my wish-giver to suffer painful consequences for granting me the wish.
Due to your wish I suffer from a head trouma, you regret you made that wish because it hurt someone you cared about.



I wish I were straight.
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:43 PM   #144
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< Grabs Robin, takes him in his arms, and in an attempt to revive him ends up kissing him to death. >

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I wish I were straight.

*swoosh* You are now this.

I wish I could go to Germany for a month.
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:46 PM   #146
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I wish I were straight.
*Oompa-Lompa* You're now straight as a stick, and can't bend or sit..

Edit: to slow..

@Trep: *drrrrrrrrrrrrrr--Bang* You go to Germany for a month, unfortunately as a replacement for the American diplomat and have to spend your entire month explaining why America doesn't want to sign the Kyoto agreement and are fighting a meaningless war..

I wish we didn't have to make up new "wish-granting" noises..
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*.........!* You are given special permission to not put in a sound effect at any point before February 3rd! Yay!

Wouldn't it be great if roads had all sorts of platforming obstacles for people, so that it would be more fun to go from place to place? Oh, oh, and really fast moving platforms! And warp pipes!
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:06 PM   #148
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*kapoochamalingadingalingapesh!!!* The world suddenly looks incredible with its constantly shifting planes and steep drops. You step out your front door to go shopping for groceries, but then realize this is a game you've never played before. The steep drop below your threshold is at least a thousand feet. Discouraged, you head back inside and call the store to deliver your food. The delivery trucks vanish into the abysses every time, and you starve to death after a couple of weeks.

I wish I had a kitten.
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*ROOAAARRRRR!!!!* A particularly aggressive lion cub shows up.

Oh, if only the economy rewarded merit, rather than ability to rip people off...
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:25 PM   #150
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*BLEENG!!* You pick up the morning paper and the front page headline reads :

All Governments Around The World Decide To Give Money To Private Citizen John Merit
All Other Citizens Continue To Get Ripped Off



I wish I could go to England to visit Dasilva and Jatsie.
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Old 02-04-2007, 05:29 PM   #151
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*fleep* You find your way to England, only to discover that you have no choice but to spend the entire duration of your stay in RLacey's dorm room.

And while we're at it, I wish Lee could be 15 years younger and not married.
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*KAPOOF* Lee is now not married and is 15 years younger than you.

I wish to have better hearing than anyone else here, without turning into an animal or machine.
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*BLAM!* You're now an incredibly huge walking human ear.

I wish my Nanay and I could have a beautiful little 3 bedroom townhouse in Nob Hill in San Francisco, all paid for, including utilities for life.
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>*kablowee!*<
Granted. Your townhouse is in Nob Hill as requested. Nice view.

I wish it were spring already.
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:01 AM   #155
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*BURP* Your house is flooded from the late March rainfall which lasts well into April, and it drowns all the tulip bulbs you've just planted.



I wish I had some bittersweet chocolat gateau right about now.
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:25 AM   #156
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k-thumpk-thumpk-thump You now have some bittersweet chocolat gateau, trouble is it used to be your arm.

I want a huge ranch.
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Old 02-05-2007, 05:52 AM   #157
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*bzip2* You now have a ranch, but instead of being a brothel as you wanted, it is just a farm...


I wish the next person would type their wish in French
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Old 02-05-2007, 06:18 AM   #158
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*spling!* I think I may post my next wish in Franglais (the English sense).

Je voudrais un tractor très powerful avec un engine V8.
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Dewoing.... Vous avez un tractor avec un engine V8 tres powerful. Malheureusement c'est dans votre room de bed.

I wish I had better fashion sense.

Not really but it will be interesting to see the response.
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Old 02-05-2007, 09:47 AM   #160
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*bazoing!* You are now Intrepid Homoludens!


I wish that cacti were less spiky
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