Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 8

MoriartyL · 02-04-2007, 12:44 PM

*repoof!* You find yourself in caveman times. No one around you seems particularly interested in theology. And no, you don't have any internet access.

I wish corrupted wishes would never cause time travel.

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-04-2007, 12:50 PM

*re-repoof* Your corrupt wishes are granted, but only on the condition that you enjoy them as a hermaphrodite.

I wish my wish-giver to suffer painful consequences for granting me the wish.

Dasilva · 02-04-2007, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I wish my wish-giver to suffer painful consequences for granting me the wish.

Due to your wish I suffer from a head trouma, you regret you made that wish because it hurt someone you cared about.

I wish I were straight.

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-04-2007, 01:43 PM

< Grabs Robin, takes him in his arms, and in an attempt to revive him ends up kissing him to death. >

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-04-2007, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dasilvstud

I wish I were straight.

*swoosh* You are now this.

I wish I could go to Germany for a month.

Panthera · 02-04-2007, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dasilva

I wish I were straight.

*Oompa-Lompa* You're now straight as a stick, and can't bend or sit..

Edit: to slow..

@Trep: *drrrrrrrrrrrrrr--Bang* You go to Germany for a month, unfortunately as a replacement for the American diplomat and have to spend your entire month explaining why America doesn't want to sign the Kyoto agreement and are fighting a meaningless war..

I wish we didn't have to make up new "wish-granting" noises..

MoriartyL · 02-04-2007, 01:58 PM

*.........!* You are given special permission to not put in a sound effect at any point before February 3rd! Yay!

Wouldn't it be great if roads had all sorts of platforming obstacles for people, so that it would be more fun to go from place to place? Oh, oh, and really fast moving platforms! And warp pipes!

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-04-2007, 02:06 PM

*kapoochamalingadingalingapesh!!!* The world suddenly looks incredible with its constantly shifting planes and steep drops. You step out your front door to go shopping for groceries, but then realize this is a game you've never played before. The steep drop below your threshold is at least a thousand feet. Discouraged, you head back inside and call the store to deliver your food. The delivery trucks vanish into the abysses every time, and you starve to death after a couple of weeks.

I wish I had a kitten.

MoriartyL · 02-04-2007, 02:19 PM

*ROOAAARRRRR!!!!* A particularly aggressive lion cub shows up.

Oh, if only the economy rewarded merit, rather than ability to rip people off...

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-04-2007, 02:25 PM

*BLEENG!!* You pick up the morning paper and the front page headline reads :

All Governments Around The World Decide To Give Money To Private Citizen John Merit
All Other Citizens Continue To Get Ripped Off

I wish I could go to England to visit Dasilva and Jatsie.

Squinky · 02-04-2007, 05:29 PM

*fleep* You find your way to England, only to discover that you have no choice but to spend the entire duration of your stay in RLacey's dorm room.

And while we're at it, I wish Lee could be 15 years younger and not married.

undeaf · 02-04-2007, 05:58 PM

*KAPOOF* Lee is now not married and is 15 years younger than you.

I wish to have better hearing than anyone else here, without turning into an animal or machine.

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-04-2007, 07:05 PM

*BLAM!* You're now an incredibly huge walking human ear.

I wish my Nanay and I could have a beautiful little 3 bedroom townhouse in Nob Hill in San Francisco, all paid for, including utilities for life.

Not A Speck Of Cereal · 02-04-2007, 11:48 PM

>*kablowee!*<
Granted. Your townhouse is in Nob Hill as requested. Nice view.

I wish it were spring already.

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-05-2007, 12:01 AM

*BURP* Your house is flooded from the late March rainfall which lasts well into April, and it drowns all the tulip bulbs you've just planted.

I wish I had some bittersweet chocolat gateau right about now.

rlpw · 02-05-2007, 05:25 AM

k-thumpk-thumpk-thump You now have some bittersweet chocolat gateau, trouble is it used to be your arm.

I want a huge ranch.

SSH · 02-05-2007, 05:52 AM

*bzip2* You now have a ranch, but instead of being a brothel as you wanted, it is just a farm...

I wish the next person would type their wish in French

RLacey · 02-05-2007, 06:18 AM

*spling!* I think I may post my next wish in Franglais (the English sense).

Je voudrais un tractor très powerful avec un engine V8.

*stepurhan* · 02-05-2007, 09:39 AM

Dewoing.... Vous avez un tractor avec un engine V8 tres powerful. Malheureusement c'est dans votre room de bed.

I wish I had better fashion sense.

Not really but it will be interesting to see the response.

SSH · 02-05-2007, 09:47 AM

*bazoing!* You are now Intrepid Homoludens!

I wish that cacti were less spiky

02-04-2007, 12:44 PM	#141
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	repoof! You find yourself in caveman times. No one around you seems particularly interested in theology. And no, you don't have any internet access. I wish corrupted wishes would never cause time travel. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

02-04-2007, 12:50 PM	#142
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	re-repoof Your corrupt wishes are granted, but only on the condition that you enjoy them as a hermaphrodite. I wish my wish-giver to suffer painful consequences for granting me the wish. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-04-2007, 01:43 PM	#144
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	< Grabs Robin, takes him in his arms, and in an attempt to revive him ends up kissing him to death. > Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-04-2007, 01:58 PM	#147
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	.........! You are given special permission to not put in a sound effect at any point before February 3rd! Yay! Wouldn't it be great if roads had all sorts of platforming obstacles for people, so that it would be more fun to go from place to place? Oh, oh, and really fast moving platforms! And warp pipes! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

02-04-2007, 02:06 PM	#148
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	kapoochamalingadingalingapesh!!! The world suddenly looks incredible with its constantly shifting planes and steep drops. You step out your front door to go shopping for groceries, but then realize this is a game you've never played before. The steep drop below your threshold is at least a thousand feet. Discouraged, you head back inside and call the store to deliver your food. The delivery trucks vanish into the abysses every time, and you starve to death after a couple of weeks. I wish I had a kitten. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-04-2007, 02:19 PM	#149
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	ROOAAARRRRR!!!! A particularly aggressive lion cub shows up. Oh, if only the economy rewarded merit, rather than ability to rip people off... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

02-04-2007, 02:25 PM	#150
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	BLEENG!! You pick up the morning paper and the front page headline reads : All Governments Around The World Decide To Give Money To Private Citizen John Merit All Other Citizens Continue To Get Ripped Off I wish I could go to England to visit Dasilva and Jatsie. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-04-2007, 05:29 PM	#151
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	fleep You find your way to England, only to discover that you have no choice but to spend the entire duration of your stay in RLacey's dorm room. And while we're at it, I wish Lee could be 15 years younger and not married. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-04-2007, 05:58 PM	#152
undeaf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Tee Oh Posts: 842	KAPOOF Lee is now not married and is 15 years younger than you. I wish to have better hearing than anyone else here, without turning into an animal or machine. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-04-2007, 07:05 PM	#153
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	BLAM! You're now an incredibly huge walking human ear. I wish my Nanay and I could have a beautiful little 3 bedroom townhouse in Nob Hill in San Francisco, all paid for, including utilities for life. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-04-2007, 11:48 PM	#154
Not A Speck Of Cereal The Major Grubert. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,570	>kablowee!< Granted. Your townhouse is in Nob Hill as requested. Nice view. I wish it were spring already. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-05-2007, 12:01 AM	#155
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	BURP Your house is flooded from the late March rainfall which lasts well into April, and it drowns all the tulip bulbs you've just planted. I wish I had some bittersweet chocolat gateau right about now. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-05-2007, 05:25 AM	#156
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	k-thumpk-thumpk-thump You now have some bittersweet chocolat gateau, trouble is it used to be your arm. I want a huge ranch. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

02-05-2007, 05:52 AM	#157
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	bzip2 You now have a ranch, but instead of being a brothel as you wanted, it is just a farm... I wish the next person would type their wish in French Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-05-2007, 06:18 AM	#158
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	spling! I think I may post my next wish in Franglais (the English sense). Je voudrais un tractor très powerful avec un engine V8. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

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02-05-2007, 09:39 AM	#159
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Dewoing.... Vous avez un tractor avec un engine V8 tres powerful. Malheureusement c'est dans votre room de bed. I wish I had better fashion sense. Not really but it will be interesting to see the response. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

02-05-2007, 09:47 AM	#160
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	bazoing! You are now Intrepid Homoludens! I wish that cacti were less spiky Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert