Corrupt-A-Wish! - Page 9

SoccerDude28 · 02-05-2007, 09:52 AM

* whoosh * they are now spikeless because you sat on all of them.

I wish I can design the best adventure game ever, and people in AG will discuss me in their forums every day.

*stepurhan* · 02-05-2007, 10:02 AM

Bojangles.......You design the best AG ever. People on forums spend all day every day discussing how they hate you for killing the genre by putting everyone else off making AGs because they knew they couldn't match yours.

I wish I had more gaming time.

bulldog · 02-05-2007, 10:20 AM

POOF

You now have more game time and b/c of this you lost your job as an accountant.

I wish I had more games

SSH · 02-05-2007, 10:25 AM

*$^&*^£&*^£ You have so many games that your can't get into your house

I wish that I got paid for being an AG staffer

SoccerDude28 · 02-05-2007, 10:28 AM

*SHAZAM*

You get paid with gratitude and compassion. Until you give a bad review that causes people to hate you and ask for your ban from the website.

I wish I was the president of the united states.

SSH · 02-05-2007, 10:58 AM

*PLIP* A surgical team arrive and give you a lobotomy

I wish I could think of something amusing to wish for

MoriartyL · 02-05-2007, 11:15 AM

*ting* A real wish suddenly pops into your mind with an urgent nagging feeling, a wish so ludicrously impossible and contrived that it makes you laugh every time you think of it. And this wish never leaves your mind- it haunts your dreams, taints your life. It becomes such an unnaturally strong wish (due to its magical origins) that you will never forget it for a minute. You progressively deteriorate until you (oddly enough) become unable to stop laughing maniacally, jumping up and down erratically and poking yourself in the ear. This takes up so much of your attention that you lose all other thought processes, and are committed to a mental institution where you remain for the rest of your miserable life.

I wish I could skip the Sabbath every single week, passing without recognition from the end of Friday to the end of Saturday as if it were only an instant.

rlpw · 02-05-2007, 11:46 AM

Excalibur!!! Your American.

I wish I had a Snuffalupagas

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-05-2007, 12:36 PM

*AAAARRGGGHH!!!* One suddenly lands, all cute and huggable. Except that it drops right on top you, and in a most peculiar way. You are now permanently lodged, headfirst, in its anus.

I wish I had big bowl of fresh strawberries with Devon cream.

Giligan · 02-05-2007, 12:47 PM

*zizap* You are suddenly the recipient of a large bowl of instant Devon cream and a can of *fresh tasting and healthy!* canned strawberries

I wish I could try flying faster than 189,000 miles per second.

tsa · 02-05-2007, 12:59 PM

Boing! Your wish is granted. You are soon confused because you have no idea what the threads are about.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

[toj.cc]Phantom · 02-05-2007, 01:25 PM

Phhhffft! Your wish is "granted". You get more hours, but you must stay up for all 30 hours of the day...every day...for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had a giant robot pirate samurai to ride around in!

rlpw · 02-05-2007, 01:27 PM

"SPROINGGG"You are eaten by a Giant Robot Pirate Samurai.

I want a Wayback machine just like Mr. Peabody had

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-05-2007, 01:48 PM

*SPLAT!!!* Your are now Mr. Peabody himself.

I wish it were time to go home so I don't have to spend the rest of the afternoon bored at work.

Hammerite · 02-05-2007, 01:56 PM

It's time to go home... but only because you're fired for killing the copier guy (which is on yr criminal record and will affect future career oppurtunities).

(guess what I am most probably wishing for and grant it!)

Intrepid Homoludens · 02-05-2007, 02:02 PM

*POOOP!!!* (I don't know what you wished for but you got it. But you died anyway.)

I wish I knew what to do with all these damn coloured origami paper balloons I've been making 'cause I'm so bored here at work.

Hammerite · 02-05-2007, 02:06 PM

When you got fired they took your balloons, just when you found out their mysterious secret.

I wish that good old albums were easier to find...

Squinky · 02-05-2007, 02:09 PM

*peef* They are indeed easier to find. However, they're very, very expensive regardless.

I wish I didn't have to do a full course load this term.

SoccerDude28 · 02-05-2007, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squinky

*peef* They are indeed easier to find. However, they're very, very expensive regardless.

I wish I didn't have to do a full course load this term.

*Zwaaaaaaap* You don't have to do any course load this term or any term for that matter because you are expelled.

I wish my wish won't be corrupted

Squinky · 02-05-2007, 02:15 PM

*kaboom* You create a paradox and the universe explodes.

I wish everyone hated me.

02-05-2007, 09:52 AM	#161
SoccerDude28 Homer of Kittens Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Francisco, Bay Area Posts: 4,374	* whoosh * they are now spikeless because you sat on all of them. I wish I can design the best adventure game ever, and people in AG will discuss me in their forums every day. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -------------------------------------------------- Games I am playing: Jeanne D'Ark (PSP) Firefox rules

02-05-2007, 10:02 AM	#162
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Bojangles.......You design the best AG ever. People on forums spend all day every day discussing how they hate you for killing the genre by putting everyone else off making AGs because they knew they couldn't match yours. I wish I had more gaming time. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

02-05-2007, 10:20 AM	#163
bulldog Second Degree Black Belt Join Date: May 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 6,086	POOF You now have more game time and b/c of this you lost your job as an accountant. I wish I had more games Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky

02-05-2007, 10:25 AM	#164
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	$^&^£&^£ You have so many games that your can't get into your house I wish that I got paid for being an AG staffer Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert*

02-05-2007, 10:28 AM	#165
SoccerDude28 Homer of Kittens Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: San Francisco, Bay Area Posts: 4,374	SHAZAM You get paid with gratitude and compassion. Until you give a bad review that causes people to hate you and ask for your ban from the website. I wish I was the president of the united states. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -------------------------------------------------- Games I am playing: Jeanne D'Ark (PSP) Firefox rules

02-05-2007, 10:58 AM	#166
SSH Super Scottish Hero Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Edinburgh, UK Posts: 2,872	PLIP A surgical team arrive and give you a lobotomy I wish I could think of something amusing to wish for Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ SSH's AGS blog "SSH is the best we have" - Pablo Bullian, IP Security expert

02-05-2007, 11:15 AM	#167
MoriartyL Not like them! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Israel Posts: 2,570	ting A real wish suddenly pops into your mind with an urgent nagging feeling, a wish so ludicrously impossible and contrived that it makes you laugh every time you think of it. And this wish never leaves your mind- it haunts your dreams, taints your life. It becomes such an unnaturally strong wish (due to its magical origins) that you will never forget it for a minute. You progressively deteriorate until you (oddly enough) become unable to stop laughing maniacally, jumping up and down erratically and poking yourself in the ear. This takes up so much of your attention that you lose all other thought processes, and are committed to a mental institution where you remain for the rest of your miserable life. I wish I could skip the Sabbath every single week, passing without recognition from the end of Friday to the end of Saturday as if it were only an instant. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ -Mory My first game My second game My third game

02-05-2007, 11:46 AM	#168
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	Excalibur!!! Your American. I wish I had a Snuffalupagas Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

02-05-2007, 12:36 PM	#169
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	AAAARRGGGHH!!! One suddenly lands, all cute and huggable. Except that it drops right on top you, and in a most peculiar way. You are now permanently lodged, headfirst, in its anus. I wish I had big bowl of fresh strawberries with Devon cream. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-05-2007, 12:47 PM	#170
Giligan The Greater Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Kentucky Posts: 6,541	zizap You are suddenly the recipient of a large bowl of instant Devon cream and a can of fresh tasting and healthy! canned strawberries I wish I could try flying faster than 189,000 miles per second. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. -Cliff Bleszinski Last edited by Giligan; 02-05-2007 at 12:55 PM.

02-05-2007, 12:59 PM	#171
tsa Playing character Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Netherlands Posts: 7,472	Boing! Your wish is granted. You are soon confused because you have no idea what the threads are about. I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day. Share Share this post on Twitter

02-05-2007, 01:25 PM	#172
[toj.cc]Phantom The Punisher Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Pleasant Plain, Ohio Posts: 771	Phhhffft! Your wish is "granted". You get more hours, but you must stay up for all 30 hours of the day...every day...for the rest of your life. I wish that I had a giant robot pirate samurai to ride around in! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ I've got a bad rap as a senseless killer. Let me point out that I am a very sensible killer.

02-05-2007, 01:27 PM	#173
rlpw Creepy Father Figure Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Dammit! Posts: 5,107	"SPROINGGG"You are eaten by a Giant Robot Pirate Samurai. I want a Wayback machine just like Mr. Peabody had Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The Nature Conservancy www.soulpancake.com www.ted.com Twitter

02-05-2007, 01:48 PM	#174
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	SPLAT!!! Your are now Mr. Peabody himself. I wish it were time to go home so I don't have to spend the rest of the afternoon bored at work. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-05-2007, 01:56 PM	#175
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	It's time to go home... but only because you're fired for killing the copier guy (which is on yr criminal record and will affect future career oppurtunities). (guess what I am most probably wishing for and grant it!) Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

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02-05-2007, 02:02 PM	#176
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	POOOP!!! (I don't know what you wished for but you got it. But you died anyway.) I wish I knew what to do with all these damn coloured origami paper balloons I've been making 'cause I'm so bored here at work. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

02-05-2007, 02:06 PM	#177
Hammerite kamikaze hummingbirds Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Over there. Posts: 7,946	When you got fired they took your balloons, just when you found out their mysterious secret. I wish that good old albums were easier to find... Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ The bin is a place for household rubbish, not beloved pets!

02-05-2007, 02:09 PM	#178
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	peef They are indeed easier to find. However, they're very, very expensive regardless. I wish I didn't have to do a full course load this term. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".

02-05-2007, 02:15 PM	#180
Squinky Unreliable Narrator Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Le Canada Posts: 9,873	kaboom You create a paradox and the universe explodes. I wish everyone hated me. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right".