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Old 02-05-2007, 09:52 AM   #161
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* whoosh * they are now spikeless because you sat on all of them.


I wish I can design the best adventure game ever, and people in AG will discuss me in their forums every day.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:02 AM   #162
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Bojangles.......You design the best AG ever. People on forums spend all day every day discussing how they hate you for killing the genre by putting everyone else off making AGs because they knew they couldn't match yours.

I wish I had more gaming time.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:20 AM   #163
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POOF

You now have more game time and b/c of this you lost your job as an accountant.

I wish I had more games
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:25 AM   #164
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*$^&*^£&*^£ You have so many games that your can't get into your house



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Old 02-05-2007, 10:28 AM   #165
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*SHAZAM*

You get paid with gratitude and compassion. Until you give a bad review that causes people to hate you and ask for your ban from the website.

I wish I was the president of the united states.
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Old 02-05-2007, 10:58 AM   #166
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*PLIP* A surgical team arrive and give you a lobotomy


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Old 02-05-2007, 11:15 AM   #167
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*ting* A real wish suddenly pops into your mind with an urgent nagging feeling, a wish so ludicrously impossible and contrived that it makes you laugh every time you think of it. And this wish never leaves your mind- it haunts your dreams, taints your life. It becomes such an unnaturally strong wish (due to its magical origins) that you will never forget it for a minute. You progressively deteriorate until you (oddly enough) become unable to stop laughing maniacally, jumping up and down erratically and poking yourself in the ear. This takes up so much of your attention that you lose all other thought processes, and are committed to a mental institution where you remain for the rest of your miserable life.

I wish I could skip the Sabbath every single week, passing without recognition from the end of Friday to the end of Saturday as if it were only an instant.
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Old 02-05-2007, 11:46 AM   #168
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Excalibur!!! Your American.

I wish I had a Snuffalupagas
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:36 PM   #169
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*AAAARRGGGHH!!!* One suddenly lands, all cute and huggable. Except that it drops right on top you, and in a most peculiar way. You are now permanently lodged, headfirst, in its anus.

I wish I had big bowl of fresh strawberries with Devon cream.
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:47 PM   #170
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*zizap* You are suddenly the recipient of a large bowl of instant Devon cream and a can of *fresh tasting and healthy!* canned strawberries


I wish I could try flying faster than 189,000 miles per second.
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Old 02-05-2007, 12:59 PM   #171
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Boing! Your wish is granted. You are soon confused because you have no idea what the threads are about.


I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.
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Old 02-05-2007, 01:25 PM   #172
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Phhhffft! Your wish is "granted". You get more hours, but you must stay up for all 30 hours of the day...every day...for the rest of your life.

I wish that I had a giant robot pirate samurai to ride around in!
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Old 02-05-2007, 01:27 PM   #173
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"SPROINGGG"You are eaten by a Giant Robot Pirate Samurai.

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Old 02-05-2007, 01:48 PM   #174
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*SPLAT!!!* Your are now Mr. Peabody himself.

I wish it were time to go home so I don't have to spend the rest of the afternoon bored at work.
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Old 02-05-2007, 01:56 PM   #175
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It's time to go home... but only because you're fired for killing the copier guy (which is on yr criminal record and will affect future career oppurtunities).

(guess what I am most probably wishing for and grant it!)
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:02 PM   #176
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*POOOP!!!* (I don't know what you wished for but you got it. But you died anyway.)

I wish I knew what to do with all these damn coloured origami paper balloons I've been making 'cause I'm so bored here at work.
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:06 PM   #177
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When you got fired they took your balloons, just when you found out their mysterious secret.

I wish that good old albums were easier to find...
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:09 PM   #178
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*peef* They are indeed easier to find. However, they're very, very expensive regardless.

I wish I didn't have to do a full course load this term.
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:11 PM   #179
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*peef* They are indeed easier to find. However, they're very, very expensive regardless.

I wish I didn't have to do a full course load this term.
*Zwaaaaaaap* You don't have to do any course load this term or any term for that matter because you are expelled.

I wish my wish won't be corrupted
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Old 02-05-2007, 02:15 PM   #180
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*kaboom* You create a paradox and the universe explodes.

I wish everyone hated me.
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