02-21-2007, 08:39 AM
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The Thread™ will die.
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 22,542
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*Peeeyahwooo!*
You're grabbed by the nearest butcher, skinned, chopped into pieces and roasted on a spit. That hunk of meat is sure going to be tasty for someone. I wish that Sylvester would catch, kill and eat Tweety Pie. |
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02-21-2007, 09:58 AM
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Unreliable Narrator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Le Canada
Posts: 9,873
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*blorp* Sylvester ends up getting a rather horrible bout of diarrhoea.
I wish for my own quiet, secluded apartment.
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Squinky is always right, but only for certain values of "always" and "right". |
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02-21-2007, 10:14 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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You now live in a cute cardboard box in an ally ways. Your box comes with custom window cut - outs. I wish for a better PC.
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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02-21-2007, 10:29 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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*poof* you have a new PC, but it's so powerful, the amount of heat it generates costs you huge air conditioning bills.
I wish my new paperweight was posable.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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02-21-2007, 10:32 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*poof*
Your new paper weight is Gumby, the bendable guy. But sadly Gumby got to hot sitting on your desk and he melted all over your important papers. I wish for a turkey sandwich
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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02-21-2007, 10:55 AM
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Lovable rogue
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 6,378
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*Ba-Zing*
You get a delicious turkey sandwich straight from Bernard Matthews, uh-oh, looks like you caught some bird flu too! I wish for an extra special cocktail.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara "My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena |
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02-21-2007, 11:49 AM
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Rabid Tasmanian Devil
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 1,158
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*Spoon!*
You get a pirated copy of the SE of the Tom Cruise film "Cocktail". I wish every time I went to the computer store, I could find the shelves packed with new adventure games... |
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02-21-2007, 04:32 PM
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Homer of Kittens
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: San Francisco, Bay Area
Posts: 4,374
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*salami*
Seeing how the term "adventure" is selling, they change the name of every genre to adventure games. On the other hand, they change the name of the current day adventure genre to personal interaction. I wish I can understand what all these tax forms mean.
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02-21-2007, 04:54 PM
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female animal lover
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,480
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*sp-sp-sp-spjooing* You now understand what all those tax forms mean. Your friends get news that you understand them, and you're now stuck doing all their tax forms too..
I wish I could fly
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02-21-2007, 08:28 PM
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The Major Grubert.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 2,570
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...gggnuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiisssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkka aaaaaaaaaappppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ammo!...You can fly, but you cannot land, even if you wanted to. You spend the rest of your days in flight, dependent on others to sustain you. I wish I could travel the world for the rest of my natural life. |
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02-21-2007, 09:02 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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*SPLOOOOT!!* You're now a 747 jet that flies internationally.
I wish I'll be able to get up at 7am tomorrow morning so enjoy a breakfast of coffee and ham & cheese croissant at the cafe around the corner.
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platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs | gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii | blog: a space alien | book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris | games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain | sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer | music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake | twitter: a_space_alien |
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02-22-2007, 01:59 AM
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Super Scottish Hero
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Posts: 2,872
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*chipichop* You get up at 7am and have to wait in a queue for 3 hours to get your coffee and croissant.
I wish that this stupid software I'm testing would just work! |
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02-22-2007, 05:57 AM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*PING*
The software that you are working on heard you say that it was stupid. So the software now has a mind of its own and it eats you. I wish I could finish this paperwork.
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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02-22-2007, 11:13 AM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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*BLEEEEAAAAGGH!!" Your pen magically animates on its own and immediately fills out all the necessary parts and your work is done. But the pen isn't. It promptly begins writing non sequitors on your walls, ceilings, floors, and punctures holes in all your upholstered furniture, the carpets, curtains, and every single item of clothing in your house before stopping in mid-air to contemplate scribbling on you, your family, the neighbours, the entire.....
I wish I had several hundred dollars to take a weekend trip to San Diego.
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platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs | gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii | blog: a space alien | book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris | games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain | sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer | music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake | twitter: a_space_alien |
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02-22-2007, 12:12 PM
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Rabid Tasmanian Devil
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 1,158
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*Fizzle*
You get a whole lotta money before you take your weekend trip to San Diego...which unfortunately leads one happy San Diegan mugger to one of his best victims EVER! I wish my PC could upgrade itself every time it needed something. |
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02-22-2007, 12:26 PM
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merely human
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Chicago
Posts: 22,309
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*HIC* Your computer is now self-sustaining. So much so that it no longer needs you. You're kicked out of the house by the large robotic security guard it constructed while you were out. Not satisfied by its dumpy surroundings, it packs itself up and moves to the French Riviera where it purchases a huge mansion overlooking the city, with funds it acquired through hacking into Swiss bank accounts.
I wish I could get off my lazy butt and get on to doing my errands today.
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02-22-2007, 01:22 PM
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Second Degree Black Belt
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 6,086
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*Ping*
You are now off of your lazy but doing errands, when you smell some yummy ice cream cones being made. You stop everything you are doing and start gorging yourself on ice cream. I wish for a day off
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Lord make my words as sweet as honey, for tomorrow I may have to eat them. “Pretty badass and tough and won't take crap from anyone” -Squinky |
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02-22-2007, 02:03 PM
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The Punisher
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Pleasant Plain, Ohio
Posts: 771
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Wish granted, you die.
I wish that I get accepted to UC once they get my transcript and ACT stuff.
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I've got a bad rap as a senseless killer. Let me point out that I am a very sensible killer.
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02-22-2007, 03:34 PM
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Not like them!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,570
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*You got mail!* You've been accepted as a janitor.
I'd like yummy Haagen Dasz dulche de leche ice cream. (emphasis on the "yummy"- no melted ice cream or dirty ice cream or moldy ice cream or the like!) |
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02-22-2007, 03:37 PM
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Rabid Tasmanian Devil
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: New Hampshire
Posts: 1,158
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*Flizzle-tweep!*
Mmmmmm, you have some realllllllly delicious ice cream there.... too bad you're now lactose intolerant. I wish I could win the PowerBall lottery, and never have to worry about money again. |
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