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Old 02-21-2007, 08:39 AM   #381
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*Peeeyahwooo!*

You're grabbed by the nearest butcher, skinned, chopped into pieces and roasted on a spit. That hunk of meat is sure going to be tasty for someone.

I wish that Sylvester would catch, kill and eat Tweety Pie.
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:58 AM   #382
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*blorp* Sylvester ends up getting a rather horrible bout of diarrhoea.

I wish for my own quiet, secluded apartment.
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:14 AM   #383
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I wish for my own quiet, secluded apartment.
*Ping*

You now live in a cute cardboard box in an ally ways. Your box comes with custom window cut - outs.

I wish for a better PC.
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:29 AM   #384
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*poof* you have a new PC, but it's so powerful, the amount of heat it generates costs you huge air conditioning bills.



I wish my new paperweight was posable.
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:32 AM   #385
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*poof*

Your new paper weight is Gumby, the bendable guy. But sadly Gumby got to hot sitting on your desk and he melted all over your important papers.

I wish for a turkey sandwich
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Old 02-21-2007, 10:55 AM   #386
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*Ba-Zing*

You get a delicious turkey sandwich straight from Bernard Matthews, uh-oh, looks like you caught some bird flu too!



I wish for an extra special cocktail.
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Old 02-21-2007, 11:49 AM   #387
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*Spoon!*

You get a pirated copy of the SE of the Tom Cruise film "Cocktail".

I wish every time I went to the computer store, I could find the shelves packed with new adventure games...
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:32 PM   #388
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*salami*

Seeing how the term "adventure" is selling, they change the name of every genre to adventure games. On the other hand, they change the name of the current day adventure genre to personal interaction.

I wish I can understand what all these tax forms mean.
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:54 PM   #389
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*sp-sp-sp-spjooing* You now understand what all those tax forms mean. Your friends get news that you understand them, and you're now stuck doing all their tax forms too..

I wish I could fly
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Old 02-21-2007, 08:28 PM   #390
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I wish I could travel the world for the rest of my natural life.
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Old 02-21-2007, 09:02 PM   #391
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*SPLOOOOT!!* You're now a 747 jet that flies internationally.

I wish I'll be able to get up at 7am tomorrow morning so enjoy a breakfast of coffee and ham & cheese croissant at the cafe around the corner.
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Old 02-22-2007, 01:59 AM   #392
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*chipichop* You get up at 7am and have to wait in a queue for 3 hours to get your coffee and croissant.

I wish that this stupid software I'm testing would just work!
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*PING*

The software that you are working on heard you say that it was stupid. So the software now has a mind of its own and it eats you.

I wish I could finish this paperwork.
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*BLEEEEAAAAGGH!!" Your pen magically animates on its own and immediately fills out all the necessary parts and your work is done. But the pen isn't. It promptly begins writing non sequitors on your walls, ceilings, floors, and punctures holes in all your upholstered furniture, the carpets, curtains, and every single item of clothing in your house before stopping in mid-air to contemplate scribbling on you, your family, the neighbours, the entire.....

I wish I had several hundred dollars to take a weekend trip to San Diego.
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Old 02-22-2007, 12:12 PM   #395
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*Fizzle*

You get a whole lotta money before you take your weekend trip to San Diego...which unfortunately leads one happy San Diegan mugger to one of his best victims EVER!

I wish my PC could upgrade itself every time it needed something.
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Old 02-22-2007, 12:26 PM   #396
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*HIC* Your computer is now self-sustaining. So much so that it no longer needs you. You're kicked out of the house by the large robotic security guard it constructed while you were out. Not satisfied by its dumpy surroundings, it packs itself up and moves to the French Riviera where it purchases a huge mansion overlooking the city, with funds it acquired through hacking into Swiss bank accounts.

I wish I could get off my lazy butt and get on to doing my errands today.
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*Ping*

You are now off of your lazy but doing errands, when you smell some yummy ice cream cones being made. You stop everything you are doing and start gorging yourself on ice cream.


I wish for a day off
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Old 02-22-2007, 02:03 PM   #398
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Wish granted, you die.

I wish that I get accepted to UC once they get my transcript and ACT stuff.
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Old 02-22-2007, 03:34 PM   #399
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*You got mail!* You've been accepted as a janitor.

I'd like yummy Haagen Dasz dulche de leche ice cream. (emphasis on the "yummy"- no melted ice cream or dirty ice cream or moldy ice cream or the like!)
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*Flizzle-tweep!*

Mmmmmm, you have some realllllllly delicious ice cream there....

too bad you're now lactose intolerant.


I wish I could win the PowerBall lottery, and never have to worry about money again.
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