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Old 05-13-2007, 11:44 AM   #421
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*ploooing* a way out appears right in front of you. It takes you four days to walk it, but you finally arrive... Back in the canyon you started in.

I wish I was a good actor, like Rowan Atkinson..
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Old 05-13-2007, 05:42 PM   #422
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I wish I was a good actor, like Rowan Atkinson..

wish granted

and you get to star in Johny English.

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I wish Tidus was real and i would have him all to myself!
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:56 PM   #423
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It's your turn to post a corruptible wish now, vanfanel.
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Old 05-14-2007, 03:15 AM   #424
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I wish Tidus was real and i would have him all to myself!

sorry for confusion, this wasnt my signature. I just divided 2 things with lines.
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Old 05-14-2007, 02:45 PM   #425
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Who's Tidus?

EDIT:

*Wikis*

Oh. Kaplow! Tidus is real, and you have him all to yourself. But this is after he got burned to a crisp by a random FF dragon.

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I wish Princess Diana was still alive.
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Old 05-14-2007, 03:17 PM   #426
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*foomf* You are transported back to 1997, into the car in which Princess Diana was riding seconds before the accident.

I wish I had a working Easy-Bake Oven on my desk.
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Old 05-14-2007, 09:53 PM   #427
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* pipipipipiiiiii* You have a working oven on your very flammable desk...

I wish that Aberdeen manage to qualify for the UEFA cup this year
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Old 05-14-2007, 11:41 PM   #428
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*zap!* Aberdeen has qualified, but due to riots started by Aberdeen fans, the UEFA head honcho decided to disqualify Aberbeen!

* I wish I had 4 arms...
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:39 AM   #429
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*ecky ecky f'tang* You have 4 arms... an Uzi, a Flamethrower, a Sarin bomb and a Hydrogen bomb. The USA invade your country and kill everyone.


I wish that the UK would win the next Eurovision song contest
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Old 05-15-2007, 12:53 PM   #430
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((((zzzzzing))))

Due to enormous disagreements among the east European and west European countries the entire Eurovision shabang is abandoned by all countries except the UK, which of course leaves them as winners of the European song contest.


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Old 05-15-2007, 12:57 PM   #431
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*shapowpow* The slugs disappear from your garden and reappear in your bedroom.

I wish someone would give me a hug.
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Old 05-15-2007, 06:32 PM   #432
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JIKLIOPAOWANG! A man who hasn't washed for a month comes over and grabs you in a bear hug. You can almost taste the stench of stale sweat and grime, and you quickly pass out.

I wish that I was back home.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:05 PM   #433
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You appear back home in Turkmenistan, finding out in the process that you were adopted from a third-world country as a baby.

I wish I were a Jedi.
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:15 PM   #434
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phfffzfzfzfzfzfzzffzfzzzzzzzzzztttt!

Your wish is but my command. You are defending the Jedi's last stand in the arena before the Clones arrive.

I wish I'd gone ahead with my plans for a masters in fine art.
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:19 PM   #435
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Tinkle tinkle... You start your masters. It's hard work, and you often don't get home until way after dinnertime. You don't see your friends and family anymore because you don't have time for them anymore. Everybody leaves you, and you die a lonely and bitter man, surrounded by the finest art mankind has ever seen.

I wish we had world peace.
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:08 AM   #436
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*ptoing* We have world peace and everyone dies of boredom


I wish we could discover aliens so that the world could unite against a common enemy
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:22 AM   #437
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*twinkle*

We have discovered aliens on Mars and they are little green men, then world descends on Mars to handle the "aliens".

I wish for more hours in the day.
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Old 05-16-2007, 06:32 AM   #438
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That's funny, I thought of that this morning! Well, being a great wizard, I wave my wand and bgfluprt! Your wish is granted. You now have days of a hundred very short hours.


I wish I could see my friends more often.
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Old 05-16-2007, 06:43 AM   #439
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*pooooooffffff*

You now have a magic mirror that you can look into to see all of your friends no matter what time of day it is.


I wish for a fuzzy pair of socks
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Old 05-16-2007, 06:48 AM   #440
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*zap*

You are kidnapped by a secret society, and your ankles are dunked in cyanoacrylate in one of their rituals. You are then tossed into an enormous container of lint.

I wish I was multi-lingual.
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