05-13-2007, 11:44 AM | #421 |
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*ploooing* a way out appears right in front of you. It takes you four days to walk it, but you finally arrive... Back in the canyon you started in.
I wish I was a good actor, like Rowan Atkinson..
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05-13-2007, 05:42 PM | #422 |
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I wish I was a good actor, like Rowan Atkinson..
wish granted and you get to star in Johny English. ------------------------- I wish Tidus was real and i would have him all to myself! |
05-13-2007, 06:56 PM | #423 |
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It's your turn to post a corruptible wish now, vanfanel.
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05-14-2007, 03:15 AM | #424 |
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I wish Tidus was real and i would have him all to myself!
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05-14-2007, 02:45 PM | #425 |
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Who's Tidus?
EDIT: *Wikis* Oh. Kaplow! Tidus is real, and you have him all to yourself. But this is after he got burned to a crisp by a random FF dragon. * I wish Princess Diana was still alive.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
05-14-2007, 03:17 PM | #426 |
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*foomf* You are transported back to 1997, into the car in which Princess Diana was riding seconds before the accident.
I wish I had a working Easy-Bake Oven on my desk.
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05-14-2007, 09:53 PM | #427 |
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* pipipipipiiiiii* You have a working oven on your very flammable desk...
I wish that Aberdeen manage to qualify for the UEFA cup this year |
05-14-2007, 11:41 PM | #428 |
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*zap!* Aberdeen has qualified, but due to riots started by Aberdeen fans, the UEFA head honcho decided to disqualify Aberbeen!
* I wish I had 4 arms...
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05-15-2007, 12:39 AM | #429 |
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*ecky ecky f'tang* You have 4 arms... an Uzi, a Flamethrower, a Sarin bomb and a Hydrogen bomb. The USA invade your country and kill everyone.
I wish that the UK would win the next Eurovision song contest |
05-15-2007, 12:53 PM | #430 |
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((((zzzzzing))))
Due to enormous disagreements among the east European and west European countries the entire Eurovision shabang is abandoned by all countries except the UK, which of course leaves them as winners of the European song contest. I wish all the slugs in my garden would disappear.
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05-15-2007, 12:57 PM | #431 |
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*shapowpow* The slugs disappear from your garden and reappear in your bedroom.
I wish someone would give me a hug.
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05-15-2007, 06:32 PM | #432 |
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JIKLIOPAOWANG! A man who hasn't washed for a month comes over and grabs you in a bear hug. You can almost taste the stench of stale sweat and grime, and you quickly pass out.
I wish that I was back home. |
05-15-2007, 08:05 PM | #433 |
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You appear back home in Turkmenistan, finding out in the process that you were adopted from a third-world country as a baby.
I wish I were a Jedi.
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By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem |
05-15-2007, 08:15 PM | #434 |
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phfffzfzfzfzfzfzzffzfzzzzzzzzzztttt!
Your wish is but my command. You are defending the Jedi's last stand in the arena before the Clones arrive. I wish I'd gone ahead with my plans for a masters in fine art. |
05-15-2007, 09:19 PM | #435 |
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Tinkle tinkle... You start your masters. It's hard work, and you often don't get home until way after dinnertime. You don't see your friends and family anymore because you don't have time for them anymore. Everybody leaves you, and you die a lonely and bitter man, surrounded by the finest art mankind has ever seen.
I wish we had world peace. |
05-16-2007, 02:08 AM | #436 |
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*ptoing* We have world peace and everyone dies of boredom
I wish we could discover aliens so that the world could unite against a common enemy |
05-16-2007, 05:22 AM | #437 |
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*twinkle*
We have discovered aliens on Mars and they are little green men, then world descends on Mars to handle the "aliens". I wish for more hours in the day.
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05-16-2007, 06:32 AM | #438 |
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That's funny, I thought of that this morning! Well, being a great wizard, I wave my wand and bgfluprt! Your wish is granted. You now have days of a hundred very short hours.
I wish I could see my friends more often. |
05-16-2007, 06:43 AM | #439 |
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*pooooooffffff*
You now have a magic mirror that you can look into to see all of your friends no matter what time of day it is. I wish for a fuzzy pair of socks
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05-16-2007, 06:48 AM | #440 |
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*zap*
You are kidnapped by a secret society, and your ankles are dunked in cyanoacrylate in one of their rituals. You are then tossed into an enormous container of lint. I wish I was multi-lingual.
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