*piiiing!* The moon is now made of cheese, cream cheese to be exact. The Earth's gravitational pull causes cheese to rain down daily upon the planet, resulting in chaos and a strong inescapable odour of feet.
I wish Tom Cruise would spontaneously combust, on live television.
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"Jatsie is amazing." - Jazhara
"My mental image of Jat is a gentleman sitting in a leather armchair, wearing a robe. The light in the room is dim and strangely he's not sitting in front of a computer, but next to a small, round table with a box of cigars on." - Jelena
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