Do you remember your first time? - Page 5

LauraMac · 04-01-2005, 07:14 PM

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Do anything you want with them, but, NEVER EVER throw them out of your bedroom window!!

Unless they are brand new and filled to bursting with water. Heh Then 5th floor drop off sounds about perfect

SakSquash · 04-01-2005, 08:13 PM

Just follow my example and bury them, like dead bodies that you're ashamed of! Maybe trees will grow?

Sage · 04-01-2005, 08:18 PM

Elton28- Right you are, sir. Since I haven't been "getting any" lately, I can at least talk about the times when I was

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Who knows? Maybe some lonely adventure gamer will be impressed by my past exploits and make me an offer I can't refuse.

Catnip · 04-01-2005, 09:51 PM

I sense a story there, Manhunter........

Elton28 · 04-02-2005, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

What?

vagary?
vagrom?
vagueries?
vagus nerve?
vagarious?

What's so horrible?

You know? That........word.....for the female genitalia...............*whispers*vagina*whispers*

Ahem..../runs away

Mattsius · 04-09-2005, 09:53 AM

That ferret person killed this thread big-time.

Manhunter71 · 04-09-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by LauraMac

Unless they are brand new and filled to bursting with water. Heh Then 5th floor drop off sounds about perfect

Ah! That reminds of a quite embarrassing incident when I was at school

I was in Lower Sixth Form and it was the last day of term before Xmas holidays - always a time when no work was done and 6th Formers tended to roam the corridoors looking for pranks to play.

One such prank involved me and a friend with a water-filled condom in each hand stood on a balcony over the assembly hall, waiting for another friend to pass by - unfortunately it was the Head of Sixth Form who passed by and received 4 water-bombs right on top of his head

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-09-2005, 12:21 PM

I take it you didn't get caught.

Manhunter71 · 04-09-2005, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I take it you didn't get caught.

Ah well - after the incident the Head was threatening all kinds of punishments on the whole 6th Form as it had to be one of us because we were the only ones who could have been walking about during lesson time.
So, my friend, overcome with guilt decided to own up - fortunately he didn't mention my name and took the blame (and glory) for himself

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-09-2005, 02:55 PM

You owe him, man.

Manhunter71 · 04-09-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

You owe him, man.

I know! and he held that over me for the next year whilst we were in 6xth form.
I paid him back eventually by doing some Chem homework for him and setting him up with a couple of girls that I knew he liked

That was about 15 years ago and I haven't seen him since we left school

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-09-2005, 03:40 PM

I guess those two girls hid the body pretty well.

Sage · 04-09-2005, 05:12 PM

I'm curious about the 13 people who voted "What first time?". Are there 13 honest-to-God virgins here? If so, how old are they? And how in the modern world of the new millennium does one remain a virgin?
I understand that most people here are considerably younger than I am, but surely almost all of them have been to high school. Perhaps high school isn't the hotbed of raging hormones it was more than twenty years ago. Or maybe people of willing natures and easy virtue aren't as common in other parts of the world as they are in Northern Alabama...the heat and humidity could have an effect on us that we're not aware of.

Wormsie · 04-10-2005, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I'm curious about the 13 people who voted "What first time?". Are there 13 honest-to-God virgins here? If so, how old are they? And how in the modern world of the new millennium does one remain a virgin?
I understand that most people here are considerably younger than I am, but surely almost all of them have been to high school. Perhaps high school isn't the hotbed of raging hormones it was more than twenty years ago. Or maybe people of willing natures and easy virtue aren't as common in other parts of the world as they are in Northern Alabama...the heat and humidity could have an effect on us that we're not aware of.

We are ugly, scrawny geeks.

Ninth · 04-10-2005, 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

I'm curious about the 13 people who voted "What first time?". Are there 13 honest-to-God virgins here? If so, how old are they? And how in the modern world of the new millennium does one remain a virgin?
I understand that most people here are considerably younger than I am, but surely almost all of them have been to high school. Perhaps high school isn't the hotbed of raging hormones it was more than twenty years ago. Or maybe people of willing natures and easy virtue aren't as common in other parts of the world as they are in Northern Alabama...the heat and humidity could have an effect on us that we're not aware of.

I was a virgin at 22. There are two very important factors to succeed : not being shy, and being social. You have to meet girls (or boys), and then you have to gather the courage to talk to them.
And high school can mean a lot of different things. In my case, it means a stuck up high school with a bunch of socially unsure spoiled brats. It sucked big time.

Sage · 04-10-2005, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Wormsie

We are ugly, scrawny geeks.

But ugly, scrawny geeks with giant, can't-find-a-condom-big-enough-to-contain-this-monster penii, so that has to count for something, doesn't it?

Fairygdmther · 04-10-2005, 06:51 AM

In my observation it is the wiry thin guys who are the most, uh, well endowed.

FGM

Wormsie · 04-10-2005, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

...

Yeah, nobody wants to have sex with you when you can't find protection.

BTW, the length is not a problem, thankfully.

And I'm no longer an ugly scrawny geek. I'm considered as cute. After puberty scrawnyness has turned into something a lot more attractive. And I'm less geeky than previously - computer specs make me yawn.

However, it's still a good thing others are brave enough to show interest in me, otherwise I would never have got myself a boyfriend.

But seriously, back in high school I just didn't have a chance to meet gay boys, and I wouldn't have necessarily been ready for sex. I was too closeted.

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-10-2005, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wormsie

However, it's still a good thing others are brave enough to show interest in me, otherwise I would never have got myself a boyfriend.

*sigh* Me too.

Let's be cute together!!!

Wormsie

Trep

Wormsie · 04-10-2005, 12:18 PM

LOL, Trep!

View Poll Results: Do you remember your first time?
Yes I do - it wasn't bad...	13	35.14%
Yes, but I wish I didn't.	4	10.81%
I remember it, but I don't know if it was any good...	1	2.70%
No, I don't. (Please explain.)	0	0%
What "first time"?!?!?!	15	40.54%
-Other-	4	10.81%
Voters: 37. You may not vote on this poll

04-01-2005, 08:13 PM	#82
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	Just follow my example and bury them, like dead bodies that you're ashamed of! Maybe trees will grow? Share Share this post on Twitter

04-01-2005, 08:18 PM	#83
Sage Bad Influence Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA Posts: 5,547	Elton28- Right you are, sir. Since I haven't been "getting any" lately, I can at least talk about the times when I was . Who knows? Maybe some lonely adventure gamer will be impressed by my past exploits and make me an offer I can't refuse. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3

04-01-2005, 09:51 PM	#84
Catnip Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: U.S. Posts: 133	I sense a story there, Manhunter........ Share Share this post on Twitter

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04-09-2005, 12:21 PM	#88
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I take it you didn't get caught. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

04-09-2005, 02:55 PM	#90
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	You owe him, man. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

04-09-2005, 03:40 PM	#92
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I guess those two girls hid the body pretty well. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

04-09-2005, 05:12 PM	#93
Sage Bad Influence Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Birmingham, Alabama USA Posts: 5,547	13 Virgins? I'm curious about the 13 people who voted "What first time?". Are there 13 honest-to-God virgins here? If so, how old are they? And how in the modern world of the new millennium does one remain a virgin? I understand that most people here are considerably younger than I am, but surely almost all of them have been to high school. Perhaps high school isn't the hotbed of raging hormones it was more than twenty years ago. Or maybe people of willing natures and easy virtue aren't as common in other parts of the world as they are in Northern Alabama...the heat and humidity could have an effect on us that we're not aware of. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Ignorance is bliss, denial is divine, and willful ignorance is a religious experience. Share the love. <3

04-10-2005, 06:51 AM	#97
Fairygdmther Magic Wand Waver Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sarasota, Florida Posts: 3,142	In my observation it is the wiry thin guys who are the most, uh, well endowed. FGM Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Nothing can bring you peace but yourself. Ralph Waldo Emerson

04-10-2005, 12:18 PM	#100
Wormsie Doctor Watson Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Catacombs Posts: 4,736	LOL, Trep! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Don't worry, I'm a doctor.

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