Do you remember your first time? - Page 4

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-31-2005, 06:09 PM

tempsie

Catnip · 03-31-2005, 11:09 PM

I have a story that is close to FOV's, so I'm wondering how often this happens.

My best friend (since we were 15) has two sisters. She was engaged at the time, but was a virgin until she married. Her two sisters were supposedly virgins too (and were her younger sisters). Her family is very conservative, Christian, wait-until-you-are-married types. The Dad was an Elder at our church.

So, one day my friend gets home from college and her Mom and Dad are waiting there for her in the living room, with no one else home. My friend was always the perfect daughter, and I mean that literally. So she was wondering what in the world was going on. The house they lived in had a septic tank instead of "city sewers" as we hicks call them here in Indiana. So, her Mom and Dad sat her down and explained that the sewer got backed up, and when the Dad put on his wading boots and went out in the back yard and beyond to investigate, he found a sea of condoms floating in the septic tank (because they had obviously been flushed). My friend immediately protested her innocence, and the Mom and Dad sat down and had the same talk with the second sister, and found out that she was not as snow white as they had assumed. They called up the boyfriend's parents and had a little chat, and the next thing we knew the sister and her boyfriend were engaged and married just after my friend's wedding. They are still married today. I wonder how often this happens, since two of us have similar stories? The lesson? Condoms are made to last. Do not flush them unless you want to possibly see them again.

Ninth · 04-01-2005, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Catnip

Condoms are made to last. Do not flush them unless you want to possibly see them again.

But... what are we supposed to do with them, then? Keep them stocked in a drawer?

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-01-2005, 12:08 AM

I suggest flushing them down someone else's toilet.

Ninth · 04-01-2005, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I suggest flushing them down someone else's toilet.

And then wait until they surface back and sit with popcorn to watch the show? Yeah, sounds good.

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-01-2005, 12:10 AM

Whatever gets you off.

Ninth · 04-01-2005, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Whatever gets you off.

Mmmh...

remixor · 04-01-2005, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I suggest flushing them down someone else's toilet.

Oh man that actually made me chuckle. Trep is on fire in this thread.

Elton28 · 04-01-2005, 08:04 AM

Perhaps we SHOULD re-name CHIT-CHAT to: "Lets talk about sex all day, every day"

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Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd relax

Sage · 04-01-2005, 08:51 AM

(LOL) Good one, Oh mighty "Arse Ferret"!

Elton28 · 04-01-2005, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

(LOL) Good one, Oh mighty "Arse Ferret"!

Well, thats all we bloody do isn't it??? Keeps Trep and Wormsie amused for hours

(oh and erm...everyone else tbh

)

But what would we humans do if a)males never had a penis and b)females never had a vag....no...no...thats it; I refuse to use that word as its horrible.

Dont you dare Wormsie!!!!!

Wormsie · 04-01-2005, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Elton28

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd relax

...One two three four

Relax! Don’t do it!
When you want to go to it
Relax! Don’t do it!
When you want to come!

Wormsie · 04-01-2005, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Elton28

Well, thats all we bloody do isn't it??? Keeps Trep and Wormsie amused for hours

(oh and erm...everyone else tbh

)

But what would we humans do if a)males never had a penis and b)females never had a vag....

...There's always Greek love.

SakSquash · 04-01-2005, 10:36 AM

Wham! Pop! Blood Everyyyyyyyywhere!

Fairygdmther · 04-01-2005, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Elton28

Well, thats all we bloody do isn't it??? Keeps Trep and Wormsie amused for hours

(oh and erm...everyone else tbh

)

But what would we humans do if a)males never had a penis and b)females never had a vag....no...no...thats it; I refuse to use that word as its horrible.

Well, if males didn't have a penis, and females didn't have a vag..., then even Greek love wouldn't work. However being very resourceful people, we would find another way - digitally, perhaps, or with dildos, vibrators, etc.

FGM

***fov*** · 04-01-2005, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninth

But... what are we supposed to do with them, then? Keep them stocked in a drawer?

What, no trash cans in France?

Intrepid Homoludens · 04-01-2005, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Elton28

But what would we humans do if a)males never had a penis and b)females never had a vag....no...no...thats it; I refuse to use that word as its horrible.

What?

vagary?
vagrom?
vagueries?
vagus nerve?
vagarious?

What's so horrible?

Manhunter71 · 04-01-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninth

But... what are we supposed to do with them, then? Keep them stocked in a drawer?

Do anything you want with them, but, NEVER EVER throw them out of your bedroom window!!

Ninth · 04-01-2005, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fov

What, no trash cans in France?

Nope, we keep our garbage in drawers.

Ninth · 04-01-2005, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Manhunter71

Do anything you want with them, but, NEVER EVER throw them out of your bedroom window!!

Seeing how I live in the 5th floor, it might be quite dangerous indeed.

View Poll Results: Do you remember your first time?
Yes I do - it wasn't bad...	13	35.14%
Yes, but I wish I didn't.	4	10.81%
I remember it, but I don't know if it was any good...	1	2.70%
No, I don't. (Please explain.)	0	0%
What "first time"?!?!?!	15	40.54%
-Other-	4	10.81%
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03-31-2005, 06:09 PM	#61
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03-31-2005, 11:09 PM	#62
Catnip Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: U.S. Posts: 133	I have a story that is close to FOV's, so I'm wondering how often this happens. My best friend (since we were 15) has two sisters. She was engaged at the time, but was a virgin until she married. Her two sisters were supposedly virgins too (and were her younger sisters). Her family is very conservative, Christian, wait-until-you-are-married types. The Dad was an Elder at our church. So, one day my friend gets home from college and her Mom and Dad are waiting there for her in the living room, with no one else home. My friend was always the perfect daughter, and I mean that literally. So she was wondering what in the world was going on. The house they lived in had a septic tank instead of "city sewers" as we hicks call them here in Indiana. So, her Mom and Dad sat her down and explained that the sewer got backed up, and when the Dad put on his wading boots and went out in the back yard and beyond to investigate, he found a sea of condoms floating in the septic tank (because they had obviously been flushed). My friend immediately protested her innocence, and the Mom and Dad sat down and had the same talk with the second sister, and found out that she was not as snow white as they had assumed. They called up the boyfriend's parents and had a little chat, and the next thing we knew the sister and her boyfriend were engaged and married just after my friend's wedding. They are still married today. I wonder how often this happens, since two of us have similar stories? The lesson? Condoms are made to last. Do not flush them unless you want to possibly see them again. Share Share this post on Twitter

04-01-2005, 12:08 AM	#64
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	I suggest flushing them down someone else's toilet. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

04-01-2005, 12:10 AM	#66
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04-01-2005, 08:04 AM	#69
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