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View Poll Results: Do you remember your first time?
Yes I do - it wasn't bad... 13 35.14%
Yes, but I wish I didn't. 4 10.81%
I remember it, but I don't know if it was any good... 1 2.70%
No, I don't. (Please explain.) 0 0%
What "first time"?!?!?! 15 40.54%
-Other- 4 10.81%
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Old 03-30-2005, 12:13 PM   #1
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I know we had this thread back in whenever, and now it's time to resurrect it.

Man, I wish gillsie and Mattsie were here...

In short... Do you remember your first time? What was it like?

For those in doubt, last time this thread was very popular.
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Old 03-30-2005, 12:17 PM   #2
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Uh... we're talking about sex, right?

Of course I remember. He was a married man I met on the internet... how could I not remember that?

I was in San Francisco for the summer and sick and tired of being a virgin. He lived in Oxnard (near LA I guess?) and was recently separated from his wife. I found out afterward that they had made some kind of pact to not sleep with anyone else for a year after they separated but she broke the pact and that made him want to break it too, which is why drove up to see me for the weekend.

Very glamorous, no? (And lest it sounds seedy... which it kind of was, but whatever... he was not that much older than me. I was 19 and he was 23 or 24, I think.)

I wish there was a poll option for "Not so good / not so bad / served its purpose." S'pose I'll just vote "Other."
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Uh... we're talking about sex, right?
Yes, but it's traditional not to mention it - only to hint at it. Besides, it gives the geek a possibility to answer a question like "Do you remember the first time I saw a Commodore 64?"
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Yes, but it's traditional not to mention it - only to hint at it. Besides, it gives the geek a possibility to answer a question like "Do you remember the first time I saw a Commodore 64?"
Okay, well, sorry for ruining your thread then. Apparently I'm a bit too fuzzy in the head today to pick up on tact.
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I was 16.

In the Army.

On weekend leave in Wigan with a mate.

Met some "girl".

Got pished.

Managed to have sex with her in a single sleeping bag, after struggling to put on a condom (in the sleeping bag).

Started to throw up to the left of her head cos I couls not hold me drink at that age.

"Urgh, hes throwing up" was all I heard. This was during "doing it".

Carried on and even got a bl*&job afterwards!!!!!

Seriously painful pubic bone in the morning

AMEN.
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Okay, well, sorry for ruining your thread then. Apparently I'm a bit too fuzzy in the head today to pick up on tact.
I was only talking about the poll in general.

And I invented the tradition myself. This is only the second "Do you remember your first time" -thread, after all.
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Then this is not your first time with this?
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Well, aren't you just an adorable arse-ferret in the sack?
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I'm surprised he even remembered that moment in his drunken state.
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I never thought that actually happened.

...Someone drinking enough to throw up and then having enough coordination to have sex.
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I'm surprised he even remembered that moment in his drunken state.
Believe me mate, I remember it

Naturally, these days, I don't think our lass would allow me throwing up next to her whilst having the word wer'e not allowed to say.

Anyhoo, I am such a nice guy these days
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the word wer'e not allowed to say.
Sex.
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Sex.
*sigh* theres always one, isn't there? *sigh*
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I was 16.

In the Army.
16 and in the army? Isn't that young?
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16 and in the army? Isn't that young?
To join the Army here in Blighty, the minimum age is 15 and three quarters.

But yes, I agree it is too young. It should be upped to something like 18, as I dont think the body is able to cope with the stresses of Army training at such a young age; you're still growing after all - mentally and physically.

But tbh, the British Army is soft these days on recruits; when I joined we were beasted shitless....
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But yes, I agree it is too young. It should be upped to something like 18, as I dont think the body is able to cope with the stresses of Army training at such a young age; you're still growing after all - mentally and physically.
And it is able to cope with the stresses of sex and alcohol? Hmmmm....


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Alcohol causes stress?

Sex causes stress?

Well, I didn't try either until the age of 19, so maybe that explains it.
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Screw that (as it were)!! I didn't have my first experience til I was 25! And even then it kina doesn't count.

Um, it involved two cute guys who both wanted me at the same time...
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Screw that (as it were)!! I didn't have my first experience til I was 25! And even then it kina doesn't count.

Um, it involved two cute guys who both wanted me at the same time...
Wouldn't it count twice, then?

Since we are talking about *first* times and I've already shared, I guess I won't go into my "two cute guys who both wanted me at the same time" story here...
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Screw that (as it were)!! I didn't have my first experience til I was 25! And even then it kina doesn't count.

Um, it involved two cute guys who both wanted me at the same time...
I want to hear that one. *sits down and stares at trepsie patiently*
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