Do you remember your first time?
I know we had this thread back in whenever, and now it's time to resurrect it.
Man, I wish gillsie and Mattsie were here... In short... Do you remember your first time? What was it like? For those in doubt, last time this thread was very popular. |
Uh... we're talking about sex, right?
Of course I remember. He was a married man I met on the internet... how could I not remember that? :P I was in San Francisco for the summer and sick and tired of being a virgin. He lived in Oxnard (near LA I guess?) and was recently separated from his wife. I found out afterward that they had made some kind of pact to not sleep with anyone else for a year after they separated but she broke the pact and that made him want to break it too, which is why drove up to see me for the weekend. :shifty: Very glamorous, no? :D (And lest it sounds seedy... which it kind of was, but whatever... he was not that much older than me. I was 19 and he was 23 or 24, I think.) I wish there was a poll option for "Not so good / not so bad / served its purpose." S'pose I'll just vote "Other." |
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I was 16.
In the Army. On weekend leave in Wigan with a mate. Met some "girl". Got pished. Managed to have sex with her in a single sleeping bag, after struggling to put on a condom (in the sleeping bag). Started to throw up to the left of her head cos I couls not hold me drink at that age. "Urgh, hes throwing up" was all I heard. This was during "doing it". Carried on and even got a bl*&job afterwards!!!!! Seriously painful pubic bone in the morning:D:D:D AMEN. |
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And I invented the tradition myself. This is only the second "Do you remember your first time" -thread, after all. ;) |
Then this is not your first time with this? :D
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I'm surprised he even remembered that moment in his drunken state. :D
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I never thought that actually happened.
...Someone drinking enough to throw up and then having enough coordination to have sex. |
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Naturally, these days, I don't think our lass would allow me throwing up next to her whilst having the word wer'e not allowed to say. Anyhoo, I am such a nice guy these days:D:D:D |
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But yes, I agree it is too young. It should be upped to something like 18, as I dont think the body is able to cope with the stresses of Army training at such a young age; you're still growing after all - mentally and physically. But tbh, the British Army is soft these days on recruits; when I joined we were beasted shitless.... |
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Alcohol causes stress?
Sex causes stress? Well, I didn't try either until the age of 19, so maybe that explains it. |
Screw that (as it were)!! I didn't have my first experience til I was 25! And even then it kina doesn't count.
:shifty: Um, it involved two cute guys who both wanted me at the same time... |
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Since we are talking about *first* times and I've already shared, I guess I won't go into my "two cute guys who both wanted me at the same time" story here... |
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