Do you remember your first time? - Page 2

Manhunter71 · 03-30-2005, 01:49 PM

Stupidly I ignored this post without reading the title properly

I thought it was the "do you remember your first post thread"!

Anyway, yes I remember my first time - I was slightly older than most people (20yrs old)

It was with a junior member from my Karate class - she had been flirting with me for ages, making it very hard for me to concentrate on the lesson. We went for a drive afterwards and stopped at a local park where we eventually did the business

It wasn't earth-shattering but it was pretty enjoyable

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-30-2005, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Wormsie

I want to hear that one. *sits down and stares at trepsie patiently*

It's nothing worth reporting, really. Unless you count the fact that I was a f#&king nervous wreck, and worse, that one of them I had gone to art school with and knew him and even cracked jokes with him. And all that time I had no idea he harboured a crush on me the whole time. And yes, he was beautiful. Oh, and the other guy....was his boyfriend.

[sits down and stares at fov waiting patiently for her to tell her 'two cute guys who both wanted me at the same time...' experience]

***fov*** · 03-30-2005, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

[sits down and stares at fov waiting patiently for her to tell her 'two cute guys who both wanted me at the same time...' experience]

'Twas with two boys, so you might enjoy it.

One was my boyfriend. The other wasn't. There was a hot tub involved...

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-30-2005, 02:10 PM

***fov*** · 03-30-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

Uh... we were naked, and stuff. And they both worked very hard to please me. And I wanted it to never end.

Now that I think back on it, they were sort of both my boyfriends. Just one more than the other. Those were my experimental days.

Wormsie · 03-30-2005, 02:24 PM

...I like this thread.

RLacey · 03-30-2005, 02:25 PM

You're all corrupting my mind, dammit.

Maquisard · 03-30-2005, 02:25 PM

I like Emily's story better.

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-30-2005, 02:34 PM

And thus you should.

I only wish my encounter with B. and C. hadn't been my very first. Seriously, I think it would have been marvelous, but I had just come out of the closet, was full of questions, and had no idea how these things worked. Bad enough with just one fellow, but two? And we never even went all the way.

B. was the first one who made the move, and was I so damn nervous I couldn't stop talking and trying to think up new topics to talk about. Instinctively I knew what was about to happen but I was fecund with conflicting thoughts and emotions. SHEESH!! I ended up saying no to both of them and lying down on the couch in their place pretending to be asleep, while they continued without me.

I had to lie there for several hours and hear them!

In the morning C. had to go out for an errand, so I was alone with B. and he made the move again on me. This time I felt more comfortable and let him lead. He was really gentle and understanding (and so damn beautiful), I was too scared to tell him it was actually my first time. I was quite embarrassed.

***tabacco*** · 03-30-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mares

I like Emily's story better.

"Only my story's more exciting, because it involves robots!"

Hmm... in the context, that quote seems kinda wrong...

Wormsie · 03-30-2005, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I was too scared to tell him it was actually my first time. I was quite embarrassed.

...They can tell when it's your first time. Really.

Maquisard · 03-30-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by tabacco

"Only my story's more exciting, because it involves robots!"

Hmm... in the context, that quote seems kinda wrong...

Well, what I meant was, it involves a chick. A guy and two robots though, must be a close second...

Especially if they're like femmebots. Hmm...

Manhunter71 · 03-30-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Wormsie

...They can tell when it's your first time. Really.

Are you sure?
The first girl I slept with never made any comment, and I am sure she enjoyed it?

Maybe she was trying to not hurt my feelings?

Nah....................she loved it

Maquisard · 03-30-2005, 03:17 PM

Flashback to "When Harry met Sally".

"I'll have whatever she's having!"

***tabacco*** · 03-30-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mares

Well, what I meant was, it involves a chick. A guy and two robots though, must be a close second...

Especially if they're like femmebots. Hmm...

I know, I just couldn't resist

***fov*** · 03-30-2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mares

Well, what I meant was, it involves a chick.

Best if it had been three girls though, no?

Guys tend to get all excited when they find out about the threesome (which seems to come up more often than one might think)... then all disgusted when they find out it was with two guys.

Wormsie · 03-30-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Manhunter71

Are you sure?
The first girl I slept with never made any comment, and I am sure she enjoyed it?

Maybe she was trying to not hurt my feelings?

Nah....................she loved it

If you're nervous as hell, not at all relaxed, don't quite know how to kiss, etc. there's no question that it's most probably your first time. But just because someone can tell that it's your first time doesn't necessarily mean they think it's bad. Besides, you were drunk so your (possible) inadequacies can probably be attributed to that.

Wormsie · 03-30-2005, 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by fov

Guys tend to get all excited when they find out about the threesome (which seems to come up more often than one might think)... then all disgusted when they find out it was with two guys.

I don't get disgusted at all...

SakSquash · 03-30-2005, 03:37 PM

I was 16, and I bagged an Irish Catholic chick I met when I worked at McDonalds. She cried afterwards because she was convinced she was going to hell. I had to hide the condom, so I ran into her back yard and burried it. It was the greatest day of my life!

Manhunter71 · 03-30-2005, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by temporaryscars

I was 16, and I bagged an Irish Catholic chick I met when I worked at McDonalds. She cried afterwards because she was convinced she was going to hell. I had to hide the condom, so I ran into her back yard and burried it. It was the greatest day of my life!

That condom moment reminds me of a very funny story told to me by a friend.

He had sex with a girl in his bedroom when he was living with his parents. He thought his parents were out and that he had the whole house to himself - boy was he wrong!
Halfway through the act he heard the door slam downstairs, so in a state of panic he jumped up and threw the used condom out of his bedroom window, assuming he had got away with it

It was only a day later when, for some strange reason the drain became blocked he began to worry.................his parents called out a drainage company, and lo and behold the problem was discovered!

A used condom was blocking the drain - I laughed until my sides split when I heard this story

View Poll Results: Do you remember your first time?
Yes I do - it wasn't bad...	13	35.14%
Yes, but I wish I didn't.	4	10.81%
I remember it, but I don't know if it was any good...	1	2.70%
No, I don't. (Please explain.)	0	0%
What "first time"?!?!?!	15	40.54%
-Other-	4	10.81%
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03-30-2005, 01:49 PM	#21
Manhunter71 Pink fluffy Xmas bunny Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lancaster, England Posts: 1,591	Stupidly I ignored this post without reading the title properly I thought it was the "do you remember your first post thread"! Anyway, yes I remember my first time - I was slightly older than most people (20yrs old) It was with a junior member from my Karate class - she had been flirting with me for ages, making it very hard for me to concentrate on the lesson. We went for a drive afterwards and stopped at a local park where we eventually did the business It wasn't earth-shattering but it was pretty enjoyable Share Share this post on Twitter

03-30-2005, 02:10 PM	#24
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03-30-2005, 02:25 PM	#28
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03-30-2005, 02:34 PM	#29
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	And thus you should. I only wish my encounter with B. and C. hadn't been my very first. Seriously, I think it would have been marvelous, but I had just come out of the closet, was full of questions, and had no idea how these things worked. Bad enough with just one fellow, but two? And we never even went all the way. B. was the first one who made the move, and was I so damn nervous I couldn't stop talking and trying to think up new topics to talk about. Instinctively I knew what was about to happen but I was fecund with conflicting thoughts and emotions. SHEESH!! I ended up saying no to both of them and lying down on the couch in their place pretending to be asleep, while they continued without me. I had to lie there for several hours and hear them! In the morning C. had to go out for an errand, so I was alone with B. and he made the move again on me. This time I felt more comfortable and let him lead. He was really gentle and understanding (and so damn beautiful), I was too scared to tell him it was actually my first time. I was quite embarrassed. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

03-30-2005, 03:17 PM	#34
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	Flashback to "When Harry met Sally". "I'll have whatever she's having!" Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

03-30-2005, 03:37 PM	#39
SakSquash Banned User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: New Paltz...for now... Posts: 6,177	I was 16, and I bagged an Irish Catholic chick I met when I worked at McDonalds. She cried afterwards because she was convinced she was going to hell. I had to hide the condom, so I ran into her back yard and burried it. It was the greatest day of my life! Share Share this post on Twitter

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