View Poll Results: When did you start to masturbate???? | |||
0-10 yrs | 17 | 17.17% | |
10-15 yrs | 66 | 66.67% | |
15-20 yrs | 10 | 10.10% | |
I DON'T DO IT - ITS DISGUSTING! | 6 | 6.06% | |
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03-09-2005, 04:20 PM | #61 |
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School has taught us many things.
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03-10-2005, 07:57 AM | #62 | |
i'm with... <thud>
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03-10-2005, 12:25 PM | #63 |
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A....fountain, eh? How fitting.
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03-10-2005, 12:36 PM | #64 | |
i'm with... <thud>
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03-10-2005, 12:38 PM | #65 |
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I understand. However, it seems you forgot the emergency fire hose (it's quite long once you unravel it, and it sprays a great deal farther).
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03-10-2005, 01:05 PM | #66 |
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...I picked the 2nd option.
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03-10-2005, 01:59 PM | #67 | |
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03-10-2005, 02:02 PM | #68 |
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You hot stud. I'd rather light your fire than put it out, babe.
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03-23-2005, 10:31 PM | #69 |
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Well, well, well!
Much more talk like this and I'll need some...(ahem)..."alone time" myself.
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03-24-2005, 12:54 PM | #70 |
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How do you spell relief?
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06-07-2006, 06:46 PM | #71 |
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I still wonder who claims they don't do it.
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06-07-2006, 06:50 PM | #72 |
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looks like we've got about 12 liers...
using the detectabullshitartist method of dectecting bullshit artists i have deemed that at least 12 people on the poll lied about when they first wanked/fingered for the following reasons: 1. they're full of shit 2. its shit they're full of 3. full of shit they are 4. are of shit full they i've told the truth.. just for the record.... errgh.. GoT
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06-07-2006, 07:07 PM | #73 |
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Possibly, but everyone matures at a different rate. Some people don't hit puberty until they're 18 or in extreme cases even older, whereas others are "early bloomers" and are 185 centimetres tall when they're only 12.
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06-07-2006, 07:12 PM | #74 |
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So does that mean you're saying their reason is number 4 on my list?
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06-07-2006, 07:23 PM | #75 |
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No, I'm saying that there are those who may actually have started "enjoying themselves" prior to reaching the age of 10.
Just because you don't have any ammo yet is no reason not to practice cleaning your gun.
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06-07-2006, 08:14 PM | #76 |
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*cough* Indeed.
I was probably about 7 years old or so when I discovered somehow that rubbing against a chair a certain way felt kind of good (much to the consternation of my parents, who caught me one time ). Though it wasn't until I was 20 or so that I discovered *why* it felt kind of good... or that there were more, um, effective ways to approach the matter. Peace & Luv, Liz
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06-08-2006, 12:55 AM | #77 |
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So you were rubbing yourself against chair legs until you were 20? That must have been awkward at family meals
As for me, I was born with my cock in my hand baby!
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06-08-2006, 02:32 AM | #78 |
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Wanking makes the world go round.
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06-08-2006, 02:50 AM | #79 |
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You can't beat it, so to speak
Chubby Brown, I'm A Wanker: My mother said that I never should Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood Their giggling talk I could never understand And that's why I fell in love with my right haaaaand And that's why... I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And it does me good like it bloody well should I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And I'm always pulling my pud I was 25 years old before I was kissed And then I found that I preffered a swift one off the wrist! It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD It's available at any time and it's absolutely free And that's why.... I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And it does me good like it bloody well should I'm a wanker I'm a wanker And I'm always pulling my pud Oh Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters Thank you for having me and being oh so kind I've got pains in my arms and my donkey's growing shorter, my knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind
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06-08-2006, 02:53 AM | #80 |
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You fat bastard!
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