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Old 05-16-2007, 03:09 AM   #1
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40k blowjobs: Candidate offers voters perks in Belgium

Sex sells. Whether it's news or politics -you can't deny it. Belgium just decided to step it up a notch: 40,000 blowjobs for those that sign up.
(http://www.nowpublic.com/40k_blowjob...rks_in_belgium)

Sign up here if you dare.

Ah, politics.
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:05 AM   #2
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Dude on somethingawful did it. It's fake.
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:22 AM   #3
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Yeah, it's a spoof. And a pretty hilarious one at that.

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You may or may not remember the news about the sexy Belgian leading candidate for senate in Belgium for the NEE party who posed naked for their campaign and promised 400.000 jobs (www.nee-antwerpen.be). This was a parody campaign, a stab at how other parties in Belgium had already been making ridiculous claims about the job opportunities they were going to create. It was meant as a wake-up call, to make people think more before they vote.
(http://forums.somethingawful.com/sho...readid=2471145)

That said, I still thought the party and the , er.. offer were for real.
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:25 AM   #4
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Oh my, the title caught my eye...... I guess that's what I get for not being completely awake when reading some of the threads.
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:52 AM   #5
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Is that 40,000 each or in total and do they have an independant adjdicator to count them.
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:57 AM   #6
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Is that 40,000 each or in total and do they have an independant adjdicator to count them.


Well, since it says that applying more than once won't get you multiple blowjobs, it's just one each. And they say they are in limited supply.


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Old 05-16-2007, 10:04 AM   #7
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Is that 40,000 each or in total and do they have an independant adjdicator to count them.
An independant adjudicator? Hmmm, is that like an independent auditor? Well, I guess we found the next job for Step, then.



Also wouldn't an offer like this lead to voter frauds?
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Old 05-16-2007, 10:23 AM   #8
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Well, since it says that applying more than once won't get you multiple blowjobs, it's just one each. And they say they are in limited supply.


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It's badly worded

"I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page. "

suggests 40,000 each to ayone who requests a BJ.

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"I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page. "

suggests 40,000 each to ayone who requests a BJ.
Wow, I've heard of "community service" but that takes the concept to a whole new level!
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Maybe you can suggest it to the judge in the Paris Hilton case.

It would give her another video to sell
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Is it me? I imagine the Paris gives lousy head.
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Old 05-17-2007, 06:19 AM   #12
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Is it me? I imagine the Paris gives lousy head.
Nope it's not just you. I saw some of the video and it looked like she had no clue as to what she was doing.

Not that I’m an except mind you but…… I’m just saying, what I saw was not that great.
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