The erm........masturbation thread...
 

Hey guys!
Looks like I've been forced into posting another controversial thread :D

Oh well - here goes....

Some of us (not just me) were wondering at what age did you start to choke the chicken/spank the monkey etc....??

If I can remember back I think I was about 10 when I first discovered the pleasures of my five-fingered friend :D

Actually, at that age it was probably only a 3-fingered friend :D

8 years old for me. I don't know why but I started rubbing the shaft with teddy bears. :P And now... melons, cucumbers, vucuum cleaners, candy canes, you name it! :D LOL....

Somebody should direct some puritan evangelists to this thread, just for a laugh.

**dies**

:shifty: No surprise that the man who started the Does anyone think we should have an age restriction on the forums? thread would start this thread soon after.

Tempscars, do you normally have suicidal tendencies?

Or is it just today?

OohhhhHHhhhhhhHHHHH SNAP!


You got served.

Eh...it's only temporary....GET IT?! AH HAHAHAH!

Mansie. Why are you trying so hard to make this site R rated ? :D

Who the fuck are all these n00bs here and why are they so comfortable, as if they belong? Before you know it somethingawful.com'll be making fun of this forum.

Ahh, that's the Kingz I know and love. :D

started having fun with sofas since I was like 7....

Seriously, this is exactly the sort of topic Lowtax would love to bash. If anyone starts talking l33t on this thread, we're doomed.

W0rd.

Hmmm. Only one girl has posted thus far, and off topic at that. Is that indicative of something? http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/other/ssst.gif

Haven't voted yet, though. :D

The other girls are all too busy touching themselves reading. :shifty:

Figures. Ah, very well, then. :)

Well, it's not crowded and you don't have to look your best.
I wonder who voted that they find it disgusting.

Probably Manstud just testing to see if his pole poll works. :shifty:

I remember a time before puberty when I was able to have multiple orgasms in a row with only maybe a minute or less between them, yet I was unable to ejaculate as I hadn't developed enough yet. What I wouldn't give for that ability again. I would never leave the house...