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Intrepid Homoludens 03-04-2005 06:08 PM

I doubt pinksie would tell, but I'll wager it has to do with yellow sock puppets these days. ;)

SamNMax 03-04-2005 06:49 PM

7 years old. At school.

Intrepid Homoludens 03-04-2005 06:53 PM

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/eek7.gif In front of the class and your teacher?!!!

SamNMax 03-04-2005 06:54 PM

Under the desk. With my pants on. It was primitive way.

pinkgothic 03-04-2005 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens
I doubt pinksie would tell, but I'll wager it has to do with yellow sock puppets these days. ;)

You're just trying to make me prove you wrong by telling you and thus, well, um, telling you! :o

And no. Yellow rock puppets - eugh. BoyToy may like FlatEric, but I don't. Unless it's the FlatEric he uses as a pseudonym occasionally...

No, I have a strange affinity for 'raptors (the dinosaurs). Always have had. I don't think it's normal to feel sexually attracted to extinct, bird-like reptiles... :shifty:

Intrepid Homoludens 03-04-2005 07:52 PM

< orders a 'raptor costume for BoyToy to wear >

pinkgothic 03-05-2005 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens
< orders a 'raptor costume for BoyToy to wear >

Sticking a puppy into a 'raptor suit? *alerts the PETA*

Phil25 03-06-2005 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkgothic
Always have had. I don't think it's normal to feel sexually attracted to extinct, bird-like reptiles... :shifty:

Does that make you a necrophiliac?

Phil25 03-06-2005 03:24 PM

And I think 12 or 11 to a porn tape that was lying around. Later that day I went to the comic book store. Best-Day-EVER!!!

jjacob 03-06-2005 03:50 PM

I think I was like 10 years old, but I don't really remember since that's so many orgasms years ago :)
Quote:

Sticking a puppy into a 'raptor suit? *alerts the PETA*
So he's a puppy is he? Hmmm can't say I haven't had my doubts about him..

pinkgothic 03-06-2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil25
Does that make you a necrophiliac?

No. I prefer picturing them alive and... deadly... :shifty:

pinkgothic 03-06-2005 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjacob
So he's a puppy is he? Hmmm can't say I haven't had my doubts about him..

He's also the demigod H'Disi. :P (His Divine Intellect's Smaller Incarnation. Where "His Divine Intellect" is synonymous with "Pink Goth the First". I'm "Pink Goth the Second". Research that! Mwahaha.)

Intrepid Homoludens 03-06-2005 07:25 PM

http://forums.idlethumbs.net/images/...5innocent2.gif I want a puppy!

.....oh, I just remembered, I already have one!! And he's waiting for me in Oregon. Awwwww!!!

< faints >

Wormsie 03-07-2005 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens
http://forums.idlethumbs.net/images/...5innocent2.gif I want a puppy!

.....oh, I just remembered, I already have one!! And he's waiting for me in Oregon. Awwwww!!!

< faints >

Awwwww!!!

*faints*

Maquisard 03-07-2005 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deadworm222
Awwwww!!!

*faints*

Have you no mind of your own, sir?! :confused:

Oh, I guess that's the definition of minion, eh? :shifty:

Erwin_Br 03-07-2005 05:10 AM

His cat avatar is hilarious!

--Erwin

ConcreteRancor 03-08-2005 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkgothic
No. I prefer picturing them alive and... deadly... :shifty:

Careful, or they'll eat you.

:devil:

log p 03-09-2005 02:13 PM

11...during a fire drill...to this day i get flushed whenever im fleeing a burning building

Catbert 03-09-2005 02:32 PM

Wanking makes you go

http://www.pillforkids.com/kitty/kitty5.JPG

Intrepid Homoludens 03-09-2005 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by log p
11...during a fire drill...to this day i get flushed whenever im fleeing a burning building

:confused: You masturbated during a fire drill?


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