View Poll Results: When did you start to masturbate???? | |||
0-10 yrs | 17 | 17.17% | |
10-15 yrs | 66 | 66.67% | |
15-20 yrs | 10 | 10.10% | |
I DON'T DO IT - ITS DISGUSTING! | 6 | 6.06% | |
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12-07-2006, 02:26 PM | #361 |
Second Degree Black Belt
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teehee....
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12-07-2006, 05:39 PM | #362 |
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I'm assuming it was painfully obvious and he got caught, but I'm not sure. I don't think the teacher in question would appreciate a flippant interrogation at this point in his life, though, so it will have to remain a mystery.
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12-16-2006, 03:55 PM | #363 |
Chris Barraclough
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Holy shit, the wank thread is still alive and well! Its like I never left! Damn I missed you guys and girls
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12-16-2006, 04:37 PM | #364 |
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Where ya been, bro?
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12-16-2006, 05:11 PM | #365 |
Second Degree Black Belt
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Hey seebaruk I missed you too.... teehee
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12-16-2006, 05:54 PM | #366 |
Bad Influence
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We missed you too, buddy!
Me most of all.
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12-16-2006, 07:46 PM | #367 |
Lovable rogue
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Seeeeeeeeebsieeeeeeeee!
*collapses*
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12-17-2006, 03:59 AM | #368 |
Chris Barraclough
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Aw, cheers guys! Sorry I've been so shit lately, things have been crazy here. I've moved in with the missus, and become all domesticated She's put up with all my belching and perviness so far, she's a total gem. Been doing loads of writing too, and set up a website at last. How are you all doing, have I missed much?
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12-17-2006, 07:33 AM | #369 | |
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Of course you've missed much. You have no idea how much you've missed! You'd better start reading to catch up. (Or not....) EDIT: OK I saw the answer in another thread.
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12-25-2006, 06:41 AM | #370 |
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*I Did Not Mastrubate While Reading This Thread!*
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12-25-2006, 08:18 AM | #371 |
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i know it may be a bit of a weird question, but what does it feel like to have it done by someone else?
does it feel any different?
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12-25-2006, 09:53 AM | #372 | |
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//won't be so exhausting //Try this: Sit on your left hand, about 15 minutes, be sure that you don't feel it afterwards. ...and do your duty
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12-25-2006, 11:03 AM | #373 |
Lovable rogue
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Yeah, but it's better when you get them to use their mouth.
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12-25-2006, 03:39 PM | #374 | |
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Oh yeah….. that is always the best
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05-16-2007, 09:10 AM | #375 |
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Stephen Lynch on getting caught.
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05-16-2007, 09:12 AM | #376 |
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I always feel so dirty after masturbation
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05-16-2007, 09:16 AM | #377 |
Bad Influence
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You shouldn't; it's a perfectly natural thing.
Of course a quick shower never hurt anyone, either.
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05-16-2007, 09:17 AM | #378 |
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