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View Poll Results: When did you start to masturbate????
0-10 yrs 17 17.17%
10-15 yrs 66 66.67%
15-20 yrs 10 10.10%
I DON'T DO IT - ITS DISGUSTING! 6 6.06%
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Old 12-07-2006, 02:26 PM   #361
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teehee....
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Old 12-07-2006, 05:39 PM   #362
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Did he get caught or reveal the information after the fact?
I'm assuming it was painfully obvious and he got caught, but I'm not sure. I don't think the teacher in question would appreciate a flippant interrogation at this point in his life, though, so it will have to remain a mystery.
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Old 12-16-2006, 03:55 PM   #363
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Holy shit, the wank thread is still alive and well! Its like I never left! Damn I missed you guys and girls
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Old 12-16-2006, 04:37 PM   #364
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Where ya been, bro?
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Old 12-16-2006, 05:11 PM   #365
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Hey seebaruk I missed you too.... teehee
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Old 12-16-2006, 05:54 PM   #366
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We missed you too, buddy!

Me most of all.
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Old 12-16-2006, 07:46 PM   #367
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Seeeeeeeeebsieeeeeeeee!

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Old 12-17-2006, 03:59 AM   #368
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Aw, cheers guys! Sorry I've been so shit lately, things have been crazy here. I've moved in with the missus, and become all domesticated She's put up with all my belching and perviness so far, she's a total gem. Been doing loads of writing too, and set up a website at last. How are you all doing, have I missed much?
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Old 12-17-2006, 07:33 AM   #369
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Aw, cheers guys! Sorry I've been so shit lately, things have been crazy here. I've moved in with the missus, and become all domesticated She's put up with all my belching and perviness so far, she's a total gem. Been doing loads of writing too, and set up a website at last. How are you all doing, have I missed much?
It's really good to see you again. But tell me, are you a married man now? (speaking about the missus and all.)
Of course you've missed much. You have no idea how much you've missed! You'd better start reading to catch up. (Or not....)

EDIT: OK I saw the answer in another thread.
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Old 12-25-2006, 06:41 AM   #370
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*I Did Not Mastrubate While Reading This Thread!*
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Old 12-25-2006, 08:18 AM   #371
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i know it may be a bit of a weird question, but what does it feel like to have it done by someone else?
does it feel any different?
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Old 12-25-2006, 09:53 AM   #372
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i know it may be a bit of a weird question, but what does it feel like to have it done by someone else?
does it feel any different?
sure...

//won't be so exhausting


//Try this:
Sit on your left hand, about 15 minutes, be sure that you don't feel it afterwards.
...and do your duty
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Old 12-25-2006, 11:03 AM   #373
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i know it may be a bit of a weird question, but what does it feel like to have it done by someone else?
does it feel any different?
Yeah, but it's better when you get them to use their mouth.
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i know it may be a bit of a weird question, but what does it feel like to have it done by someone else?
does it feel any different?
yeah, it does feel different ….. but it is a very nice different.

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Yeah, but it's better when you get them to use their mouth.
Oh yeah….. that is always the best
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:12 AM   #376
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I always feel so dirty after masturbation
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:16 AM   #377
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You shouldn't; it's a perfectly natural thing.

Of course a quick shower never hurt anyone, either.
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I know rite I guess I'm nuts
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