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| I DON'T DO IT - ITS DISGUSTING! |
  
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6 | 6.06% |
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03-03-2005, 09:02 PM
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merely human
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:eek: Hey, I thought only women were able to have multiple orgasms in a row.
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03-04-2005, 12:54 AM
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03-04-2005, 04:43 AM
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Αγαπώ την Κέρκυρα
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Well, I discovered it by accident tbh.
Woke up one morning with a real sticky mess in my pants; and no, before you say it,I hadn't shit the bed or pissed myself  (although this has been known...LOL)!!Now, I get the gf to do it - its just easier and...no wait....I'm not telling you guys that  AF
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03-04-2005, 05:20 AM
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Hmmm. Maybe the puritans won't notice this if we make it game-related.
On the commodore 64 there was apparently a game called something like "Mr Willy" (available for your emulators at the C64 pron site if you can find it) Basically the idea was to waggle your joystick (the one attached to the computer that is  ) in order to get this little computer guy to jerk off. Boy, there was some weird shit written for the C64. Anyone play the Strip Poker games? And did those 16-colour nudes get you in the mood? 
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03-04-2005, 06:03 AM
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03-04-2005, 09:21 AM
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03-04-2005, 09:27 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Talking about masturbating, I have a joke about it but it's really lame
 A wife called an arisocratic house to talk to her husband. Their foreign maid answered the phone. The wife : "Where's master. I need to talk to him" Maid: "Oh master in shower. Master bating" ......
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03-04-2005, 09:45 AM
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Dictionaries of Word Origins tend to group a lot of words with the same origin together. You therefore get a lot of the entries that just say "see so-and-so" which is the word they've decided to group the derivation under.
In Brewers Dictionary of Word Origins the entry for Masturbate reads "see manual" There's a manual? That could have come in handy in my teenage years.
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03-04-2005, 10:52 AM
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03-04-2005, 01:17 PM
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I love the OED! Let's trace the use of this word in history. Apparently, masturbation was created in 1603.
1. a. The stimulation, usually by hand, of one's genitals for sexual pleasure; the action or practice of masturbating oneself or (less commonly) another person; an instance of this. 1603 J. FLORIO tr. Montaigne Ess. II. xii. 340 Diogenes in sight of all, exercising his Maisterbation, bredde a longing desire..in the by-standers. 1706 E. BAYNARD in J. Floyer Hist. of Cold Bathing (ed. 2) II. 68 That cursed School wickedness of Masturbation, (res fæda dictu) by which many a young Gentleman has been for ever undone. 1724 B. MANDEVILLE Modest Def. Publick Stews 30 There are three Ways by which lewd young Men destroy their natural Vigour..: First, By Manufriction, alias Masturbation. 1766 A. HUME tr. S. A. D. Tissot Onanism iii. 23 He gave himself up to masturbation, which he repeated every day. 1827 Aegis of Life (ed. 18) II. vi. 99 Previous to his death he confessed that masturbation was the cause. 1842 Boston Med. & Surg. Jrnl. 14 Sept. 106 She acknowledged..that she was taught the practice of masturbation at the age of 11 years, while at boarding school. 1924 J. RIVIERE et al. tr. Freud Coll. Papers I. 90 Neurasthenics whose potency has already been seriously diminished by masturbation. 1974 Daily Tel. 3 Oct. 3/3 For the £15 massage{em}with masturbation{em}the girls received £3 commission. 1990 Cosmopolitan Jan. 55/1 Masturbation to climax is the way some women find their own way to the peak. |
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03-04-2005, 03:13 PM
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03-04-2005, 03:19 PM
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03-04-2005, 05:40 PM
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With 7 or 8.
I find that less strange than the images I entertained myself with simultaneously...
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03-04-2005, 06:04 PM
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Do tell
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