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View Poll Results: When did you start to masturbate????
0-10 yrs 17 17.17%
10-15 yrs 66 66.67%
15-20 yrs 10 10.10%
I DON'T DO IT - ITS DISGUSTING! 6 6.06%
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Old 06-08-2006, 02:56 AM   #81
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Isent 7 years old a bit young for someone to actually start to masterbate?
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You fat bastard!

Hehe, good to see there's another Chubby fan, I think we need to spread the good word!

7 years old does seem pretty early, but like Scott said, I guess everyone develops at a different age/rate. Some obviously a lot earlier than others!
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The scary thing is, when I think back to myself at the tender age of 12, I actually used to do it while looking at women.
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The scary thing is, when I think back to myself at the tender age of 12, I actually used to do it while looking at women.
*Gasp* you dirty little pervert!

One thing I've never understood is why a lot of women think the idea of men jerking off while looking at pictures of them is disgusting. If women flicked their beans over pictures of me I'd take it as a compliment.

And as a side note, I saw an ad in the paper today for sperm donors, £20 a shot. Not a bad job if you get it, since most men rub one out for nothing. Of course there's the whole you might spawn lots of kids issue, but it might turn out good - an army of bastards to take the world over with, yeah!
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Hehe, good to see there's another Chubby fan, I think we need to spread the good word!
Okay, I did my best, this was the only Chubby clip I could find on YouTube, but it's still quite funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFC0jWjPMdk
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Hehe, good to see there's another Chubby fan, I think we need to spread the good word!

7 years old does seem pretty early, but like Scott said, I guess everyone develops at a different age/rate. Some obviously a lot earlier than others!
Yeah, but it would be so scary explaining sex to someone whos 7.
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This thread is fun! I'm discovering things!
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Poor innocent Mira. *covers her eyes*
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What are you covering her eyes with though?

(And yeah, I agree talking about sex with a 7 year old would be a bit tricky!)
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There's only one man for the job!

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Yeah, but it would be so scary explaining sex to someone whos 7.
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Dang, I sure miss Squarejaw. Mira, could you untie him long enough for him to check in once in a while?
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Um, so what do I vote if I think it was around the age of 10? Since all of you obviously were a bunch of dirty kids, maybe I should vote 10-15? Just to tip the scale in the favor of normality?
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There's only one man for the job!

Hehe, or of course this man:

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One thing I've never understood is why a lot of women think the idea of men jerking off while looking at pictures of them is disgusting.
As a woman, I can say... I don't understand it, either. The reverse is true for me!
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Okay, I did my best, this was the only Chubby clip I could find on YouTube, but it's still quite funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFC0jWjPMdk
Good skills fella! It's a bit more sweary than the Rick Astley megamix, that's for sure I've got that show on video somewhere.
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If you really want the full explanation...

1. I learned about sex when I was 6, technically speaking. We had this whole sex education thing called Learning About Myself and Others that was a regular thing throughout elementary school. It didn't cover the "romantic" aspects, but I knew where babies really came from and what a menstrual period was and whatnot.

2. I went through puberty pretty early anyway... I started developing boobs around 9 years old and got my period when I was 11. *shrug*

3. However, everything I knew about sex, whether from sex ed or from the tales of my girlfriends (my best friend lost her virginity at 11) revolved around the general concept of sticking something in one's vagina. Nobody ever really mentioned the concept of the clitoris, and it wasn't until I was bored one day and did some link-surfing on the topic of mastubation that it all clicked, so to speak.

So, yeah. Make of it what you will.

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This is a very inacurate poll
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Anyone heard of TISM? i dont expect you have unless you're an aussie. Quick soldiers 5 on the topic then.

Band - Aussie - Melbourne - Began early 90's - Pretty much finished now - hit the aussie big time with "Old Man River" - Wore Belaclavas onstage - even now noone knows who they were - its rumoured they were teachers/lawyers/doctors and older men who still wanted youthful fan following but noone really truly knows - wrote obscene lyrics and utilised australian larakin humour.

ok...

heres their song called "You're a Wanker"

please do yourself a favour and download one of their CD's. Just do a bittorrent for TISM, hopefully you get something. if not join me on MSN and i'll send you a couple (heres a little secret, my girlfriends cousin is dating a guy that used to be in TISM. I have had several family BBQ's with him and i know who they all were, what they did and how old they were. SOME rumours were true... not all) they wont mind.

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You're a yob or you're a wanker -
Take your f**king choice
So who is your favourite genius
James Hird or James Joyce?
You ever seen a live performance?
Join the wanker club
You thought I meant table top dancing?
You're a yobbo, bub
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
Wankers once used mobile phones
But now that's sorta changing
And yobs once lived in cottage homes -
Ain't social change amazing?
If a yob and wanker want a girl
The wanker guy will get her -
Both of them are equally ugly
But the wanker hides it better
What are ya? Yob or wanker?
A wanker fights inequality
And for people's rights;
A wanker fights class prejudice
A yobbo just fights
Yob or wanker - wanker or yob
Pass me the brush to tar ya:
Make your choice then live your life;
Come on pal, what are ya?
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hope you all find this funny... and yes wanker also means "dickhead" in australia.


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I had been watching Skinemax at night for a while (several months at least) and then one day I couldn't stand it anymore and touched myself and literally a second or two into it I orgasmed. I remembered feeling incredibly disgusted and crept to the bathroom and washed my hands legs and genitals. I hated doing it for a couple of years but I couldn't control it, despite trying to quit several times. Within the last few years I've fully accepted the behavior as normal and don't relaly shy away from talking about it at all. I think the environment around me (my mom is rather conservative morally, living in a southern Baptist family, and I've been schooled with equally conservative kids) was responsible for my negative reactions to the behavior.

I think I started around 12. I had been deliberately creatign erections via fantasies or, like I said, Skinemax, before that, though.
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