The erm........masturbation thread... - Page 3

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-04-2005, 06:08 PM

I doubt pinksie would tell, but I'll wager it has to do with yellow sock puppets these days.

03-04-2005, 06:49 PM

7 years old. At school.

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-04-2005, 06:53 PM

In front of the class and your teacher?!!!

03-04-2005, 06:54 PM

Under the desk. With my pants on. It was primitive way.

pinkgothic · 03-04-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I doubt pinksie would tell, but I'll wager it has to do with yellow sock puppets these days.

You're just trying to make me prove you wrong by telling you and thus, well, um, telling you!

And no. Yellow rock puppets - eugh. BoyToy may like FlatEric, but I don't. Unless it's the FlatEric he uses as a pseudonym occasionally...

No, I have a strange affinity for 'raptors (the dinosaurs). Always have had. I don't think it's normal to feel sexually attracted to extinct, bird-like reptiles...

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-04-2005, 07:52 PM

< orders a 'raptor costume for BoyToy to wear >

pinkgothic · 03-05-2005, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

< orders a 'raptor costume for BoyToy to wear >

Sticking a puppy into a 'raptor suit? *alerts the PETA*

Phil25 · 03-06-2005, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pinkgothic

Always have had. I don't think it's normal to feel sexually attracted to extinct, bird-like reptiles...

Does that make you a necrophiliac?

Phil25 · 03-06-2005, 03:24 PM

And I think 12 or 11 to a porn tape that was lying around. Later that day I went to the comic book store. Best-Day-EVER!!!

jjacob · 03-06-2005, 03:50 PM

I think I was like 10 years old, but I don't really remember since that's so many ~~orgasms~~ years ago

Quote:

Sticking a puppy into a 'raptor suit? *alerts the PETA*

So he's a puppy is he? Hmmm can't say I haven't had my doubts about him..

pinkgothic · 03-06-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil25

Does that make you a necrophiliac?

No. I prefer picturing them alive and... deadly...

pinkgothic · 03-06-2005, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jjacob

So he's a puppy is he? Hmmm can't say I haven't had my doubts about him..

He's also the demigod H'Disi.

(His Divine Intellect's Smaller Incarnation. Where "His Divine Intellect" is synonymous with "Pink Goth the First". I'm "Pink Goth the Second". Research that! Mwahaha.)

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-06-2005, 07:25 PM

I want a puppy!

.....oh, I just remembered, I already have one!! And he's waiting for me in Oregon. Awwwww!!!

< faints >

Wormsie · 03-07-2005, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrepid Homoludens

I want a puppy!

.....oh, I just remembered, I already have one!! And he's waiting for me in Oregon. Awwwww!!!

< faints >

Awwwww!!!

*faints*

Maquisard · 03-07-2005, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by deadworm222

Awwwww!!!

*faints*

Have you no mind of your own, sir?!

Oh, I guess that's the definition of minion, eh?

Erwin_Br · 03-07-2005, 05:10 AM

His cat avatar is hilarious!

--Erwin

ConcreteRancor · 03-08-2005, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkgothic

No. I prefer picturing them alive and... deadly...

Careful, or they'll eat you.

log p · 03-09-2005, 02:13 PM

11...during a fire drill...to this day i get flushed whenever im fleeing a burning building

Catbert · 03-09-2005, 02:32 PM

Wanking makes you go

Intrepid Homoludens · 03-09-2005, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by log p

11...during a fire drill...to this day i get flushed whenever im fleeing a burning building

You masturbated during a fire drill?

View Poll Results: When did you start to masturbate????
0-10 yrs	17	17.17%
10-15 yrs	66	66.67%
15-20 yrs	10	10.10%
I DON'T DO IT - ITS DISGUSTING!	6	6.06%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

03-04-2005, 06:08 PM	#41
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03-04-2005, 06:49 PM	#42
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	7 years old. At school. Share Share this post on Twitter

03-04-2005, 06:53 PM	#43
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	*In front of the class and your teacher?!!!* Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

03-04-2005, 06:54 PM	#44
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	Under the desk. With my pants on. It was primitive way. Share Share this post on Twitter

03-04-2005, 07:52 PM	#46
Intrepid Homoludens merely human Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 22,309	< orders a 'raptor costume for BoyToy to wear > Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ platform: laptop, iPhone 3Gs \| gaming: x360, PS3, psp, iPhone, wii \| blog: a space alien \| book: the moral landscape: how science can determine human values by sam harris \| games: l.a.noire, portal 2, brink, dragon age 2, heavy rain \| sites: NPR, skeptoid, gaygamer \| music: ray lamontagne, adele, washed out, james blake \| twitter: a_space_alien

03-06-2005, 03:24 PM	#49
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03-06-2005, 07:25 PM	#53
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03-07-2005, 05:10 AM	#56
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03-09-2005, 02:13 PM	#58
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