The erm........masturbation thread... - Page 18

Squinky · 12-04-2006, 12:57 PM

Who needs a small baseball team when you can have a family band?

bulldog · 12-04-2006, 01:16 PM

that is very true

Hammerite · 12-04-2006, 01:58 PM

if the kids were all mute, then the baseball team would probably bring more benefit in the long-term.

MadTricks · 12-05-2006, 10:32 AM

Hey, lets count days?!!!
(It would be "heathy")
So how many days u guys have been without "it"?

Lee in Limbo · 12-05-2006, 11:25 AM

You may have just killed this thread.

Hammerite · 12-05-2006, 01:55 PM

the most i think was about eight days.
i was insanely horny around the fifth day.

bulldog · 12-05-2006, 01:56 PM

It really depends.....I could probably go 3 or 4 days.

Erwin_Br · 12-05-2006, 03:27 PM

Three weeks. Squinky knows why and when

--Erwin

Squinky · 12-05-2006, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee in Limbo

You may have just killed this thread.

Apparently not. People must really like sharing this sort of thing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erwin_Br

Three weeks. Squinky knows why and when

*raises eyebrow* She does?

Giligan · 12-05-2006, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Three weeks. Squinky knows why and when

--Erwin

Quote:

*raises eyebrow* She does?

"Office secret", maybe? Hm...

Just kidding....

Squinky · 12-05-2006, 04:58 PM

Now I'm extremely confused...

Erwin_Br · 12-05-2006, 05:13 PM

*Gulp!* Why did I post that?

Anyway, the answer would be *cough*Vacationthreeguysonehotelroomthusnoprivacy. *cough*...

--Erwin

Maquisard · 12-05-2006, 07:22 PM

One time in high-school, I promised God I wouldn't wank off for the rest of the school-year (about 3 months) if he helped me get a passing grade in English. I made it on both accounts. On these long no-wank stints, wet dreams are actually a great way of releasing sexual tension without the guilt. I've had some great dream experiences, that would make my waking self blush.

undeaf · 12-05-2006, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erwin_Br

*Gulp!* Why did I post that?

Anyway, the answer would be *cough*Vacationthreeguysonehotelroomthusnoprivacy. *cough*...

I thought most guys were comfortable with that kind of stuff? (at least in places like the netherlands)

Sage · 12-05-2006, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erwin_Br

*Gulp!* Why did I post that?

Anyway, the answer would be *cough*Vacationthreeguysonehotelroomthusnoprivacy. *cough*...

--Erwin

That's why hotel rooms have showers with opaque shower curtains.

Erwin_Br · 12-06-2006, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by undeaf

I thought most guys were comfortable with that kind of stuff? (at least in places like the netherlands)

We're comfortable with a lot of things, but not that.

--Erwin

omloflump · 12-06-2006, 06:45 AM

Speaking of inspiring teachers, my high school English teacher once informed our class that a former student of his had a quick round of solitaire behind the curtains during one of his lessons. That would take balls.

bulldog · 12-06-2006, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omloflump

Speaking of inspiring teachers, my high school English teacher once informed our class that a former student of his had a quick round of solitaire behind the curtains during one of his lessons. That would take balls.

well that whole statement just tickled me.

Spiwak · 12-07-2006, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by omloflump

Speaking of inspiring teachers, my high school English teacher once informed our class that a former student of his had a quick round of solitaire behind the curtains during one of his lessons. That would take balls.

Did he get caught or reveal the information after the fact?

Erwin_Br · 12-07-2006, 02:25 PM

The stains on the curtains gave it away

--Erwin

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12-05-2006, 10:32 AM	#344
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12-05-2006, 01:55 PM	#346
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12-05-2006, 01:56 PM	#347
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12-05-2006, 03:27 PM	#348
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12-05-2006, 04:58 PM	#351
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12-05-2006, 05:13 PM	#352
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12-05-2006, 07:22 PM	#353
Maquisard Citizen of Bizarro World Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Htrae Posts: 4,219	One time in high-school, I promised God I wouldn't wank off for the rest of the school-year (about 3 months) if he helped me get a passing grade in English. I made it on both accounts. On these long no-wank stints, wet dreams are actually a great way of releasing sexual tension without the guilt. I've had some great dream experiences, that would make my waking self blush. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ By no rocket’s blue shade am no shells dead down there, Gave no proof all day long that the flag was unwhere! No say does am spar-strangled shroud hang limply! Under land of no free! Am us home coward-leeee! ~Excerpt from the Bizarro Anthem

12-06-2006, 06:45 AM	#357
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12-07-2006, 02:25 PM	#360
Erwin_Br Under pressure. Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Apeldoorn, The Netherlands Posts: 3,773	The stains on the curtains gave it away --Erwin Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ > Learn more about my forthcoming point & click adventure: Bad Timing! > Or... Visit Adventure Developers: Everything about developing adventure games.

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