[bulldog]

Originally Posted by Erwin_Br

Gives a whole other meaning to Window's "sticky keys" feature.

--Erwin

funny

[Dark Veil]

Keeping this thread on topic:

Well I've got about 12 years of experience under my belt...


(I'm 24 now, you do the math)

[Spiwak]

So this morning I had my second wet dream ever. Kinda weirdin' me out. I guess it was probably because last night I stifled an orgasm that was never fulfilled.

[bulldog]

Originally Posted by Spiwak

So this morning I had my second wet dream ever. Kinda weirdin' me out. I guess it was probably because last night I stifled an orgasm that was never fulfilled.

Please Spiwak...... If you don't mind me asking ..... Why would you stifle an orgasm?

I would think that it would be the perfect release.

[Erwin_Br]

Originally Posted by bulldog

Please Spiwak...... If you don't mind me asking ..... Why would you stifle an orgasm?

Maybe he's got a problem with his short-term memory and just... forgot what he was doing?

I haven't had a wet dream since adolescence. It only happened to me once, if I remember correctly.

--Erwin

[bulldog]

Originally Posted by Erwin_Br

Maybe he's got a problem with his short-term memory and just... forgot what he was doing?

I haven't had a wet dream since adolescence. It only happened to me once, if I remember correctly.

--Erwin

Oh no way dude... I don't any man or woman could have a memory problem like that. If a male stifles an orgasm doesn't that contribute to blue balls?

[Sage]

Originally Posted by bulldog

Oh no way dude... I don't any man or woman could have a memory problem like that. If a male stifles an orgasm doesn't that contribute to blue balls?

A. "Blue balls" is a euphemism, not an actual medical condition...unless you happen to have bought a really cheap pair of blue underwear.
B. A "wet dream" is a guy's body's way of telling him he's not wanking enough.

[lumi]

Originally Posted by Sage

A. "Blue balls" is a euphemism, not an actual medical condition...unless you happen to have bought a really cheap pair of blue underwear.

No, it's a real condition.

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Spider Crusoe

No, it's a real condition.

Hehehe! Treatable with either an orgasm or a cold shower, no less!

[Spiwak]

Well, going by Masters and Johnson's scale, I was at the plateau stage for a while but just never reached orgasm (it really sucks having to come back down from that, early). I also hadn't masturbated in a little longer than I'm used to...I guess both elements paired up just made my body really want to eject the semen already.

[Sage]

Originally Posted by Spiwak

Well, going by Masters and Johnson's scale, I was at the plateau stage for a while but just never reached orgasm (it really sucks having to come back down from that, early).

Okay, I've got to ask: Pesky roommate or phone ringing off the hook?
It's okay to lock your door, unplug the phone, and put on a pair of headphones if that's what it takes to get a little alone time.

Originally Posted by Spiwak

I also hadn't masturbated in a little longer than I'm used to...I guess both elements paired up just made my body really want to eject the semen already.

So it would appear.

[Hammerite]

the Pope must've rubbed himself a quicky at least once don't you think?
do you think the reason they don't let females become Pope is because of the shape of the hat?

[bulldog]

Originally Posted by Spiwak

Well, going by Masters and Johnson's scale, I was at the plateau stage for a while but just never reached orgasm (it really sucks having to come back down from that, early). I also hadn't masturbated in a little longer than I'm used to...I guess both elements paired up just made my body really want to eject the semen already.

I'm not sure what the Masters and Johnson's scale is, but dude please take 5 minutes for yourself.... you will feel so much better. Just think naughty thoughts and it will all flow quick and easy.

Originally Posted by Hammerite

the Pope must've rubbed himself a quicky at least once don't you think?

I think the Pope must have to every once and while…. I don’t think I could say good by to that pleasure.

Originally Posted by Hammerite

do you think the reason they don't let females become Pope is because of the shape of the hat?

you my friend are a naughty boy.

[Spiwak]

Originally Posted by bulldog

I'm not sure what the Masters and Johnson's scale is, but dude please take 5 minutes for yourself.... you will feel so much better. Just think naughty thoughts and it will all flow quick and easy.

Masters And Johnson were the first researchers to study sex in the laboratory. They devised a 4-stage sycle of sexual arousal, based purely on physiological effects and not emotions (which is the main criticism other researchers have with it).

1. Excitement - pretty self-explanatory. Erection occurs in males, lubrication in females. Heart rate quickens.
2. Plateau - the point of no return, essentially. Fully aroused for some length of time, and you're always supposed to orgasm when you're at this point, I believe.
3. Orgasm - The crescendo.
4. Resolution - coming down from the orgasm. Includes the refractory period in males.

[bulldog]

Originally Posted by Spiwak

Masters And Johnson were the first researchers to study sex in the laboratory. They devised a 4-stage sycle of sexual arousal, based purely on physiological effects and not emotions (which is the main criticism other researchers have with it).

1. Excitement - pretty self-explanatory. Erection occurs in males, lubrication in females. Heart rate quickens.
2. Plateau - the point of no return, essentially. Fully aroused for some length of time, and you're always supposed to orgasm when you're at this point, I believe.
3. Orgasm - The crescendo.
4. Resolution - coming down from the orgasm. Includes the refractory period in males.

Well, thanks man…. I’ll look up Master and Johnson for more info. I see what you are taking about as far as the scale. It just sounds so clinical to me, don’t get me wrong I can understand why it’s like that but it still just sounds so technical.

By the way….. between me, you and the wall, when you talked about “Johnson” I thought you where talking about the “Big Johnson” T- shirts.


but thank you all the same for the info, I will check it out.

[I Love Cookiemonster]

13 or 14 i think

[bulldog]

It seems that most guys start around 12 or 13 is that the norm?

[Sage]

About the time puberty kicks in, yes. The raging hormones take over.

[bulldog]

My husband told me that most mean "hit their peak" at 18ys old.... that just can't be true? The he said that women hit their "prime" at 30 yrs old? That can't be true either ... can it?

[Panthera]

I tend to fall asleep..