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Old 01-13-2006, 06:14 AM   #981
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Yeah, me too. I've got anti-assimilation pants on, which attack and destroy anyone that tries to assimilate me. I don't really like the idea of 'being one' with anyone, unless of course it's Lucy Liu
Attack and destroy? sounds kinda explosive...

You sure its such a good idea to have something like that straped to your crotch?
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:22 AM   #982
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Attack and destroy? sounds kinda explosive...

You sure its such a good idea to have something like that straped to your crotch?
I'm not afraid, I have balls of steel! And, er... a c*ck of... steel also. Reinforced steel too, none of that cheap stuff.
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:30 AM   #983
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Steel eh? that can be taken care of

Lets go
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:50 AM   #984
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Argh!

See how you like a bit of this!!

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KABLOOOOIE!
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:53 AM   #985
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Thats great thanks
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Old 01-13-2006, 06:57 AM   #986
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Ha ha-ha! No puny saw can challenge the awesome power of...The Pink Tornado! With my wind of awesomeness I blow away your swords, your saws, your dragons, and your pathetic attemps at assimilation! The Pink Tornado now stands alone on the field of valor, ready to accept the tribute due him as the winner of this contest.
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Old 01-13-2006, 07:01 AM   #987
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Ha ha-ha! No puny saw can challenge the awesome power of...The Pink Tornado! With my wind of awesomeness I blow away your swords, your saws, your dragons, and your pathetic attemps at assimilation! The Pink Tornado now stands alone on the field of valor, ready to accept the tribute due him as the winner of this contest.
Wind of awesomeness? Take it you had a curry last night then. Your puny flatulence has no effect on me, I can hold my breath for 10 minutes easy, and with my Lighter Of Amazingness, light your farts and explode your arse. Bwahahaha!
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Screw your lighter! I got a match that Ill light on...my chin! that'll show you all how hard I am!

Yaa!

...Aw dam
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Wow, that was some powerful wind of awesomeness
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Wind of awesomeness? Take it you had a curry last night then. Your puny flatulence has no effect on me, I can hold my breath for 10 minutes easy, and with my Lighter Of Amazingness, light your farts and explode your arse. Bwahahaha!
Ha! You merely singed a few hairs. I, the Pink Tornado, now put out your Lighter Of Amazingness with my Rain Of Revenge!
Poor Seebaruk...soaked to the skin and slinking off the field of valor, scritching his now-powerless lighter and weeping softly all the way.
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Oooo sneaky sneaky, I see what you did with your little dinky laser pen image.
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Ha! You merely singed a few hairs. I, the Pink Tornado, now put out your Lighter Of Amazingness with my Rain Of Revenge!
Poor Seebaruk...soaked to the skin and slinking off the field of valor, scritching his now-powerless lighter and weeping softly all the way.
Nyaha, my weeping was actually tears of joy, for I have a cunning plan! I yank out my Stereo of Satan, and cover my ears, before launching a tirade of crappy country music at you. Even the most steely-willed warriors will crumble! Bwahahaha!
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Thats it im Pulling out my secret fighting arts!

Fist Of the Super Happy Fun Guy:

Think of cool attack caption later!
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Nyaha, my weeping was actually tears of joy, for I have a cunning plan! I yank out my Stereo of Satan, and cover my ears, before launching a tirade of crappy country music at you. Even the most steely-willed warriors will crumble! Bwahahaha!
Pfft! Crappy country music? The Pink Tornado was raised on a steady diet of crappy country music! But in executing your ill-fated ploy, you have revealed your weakness. The Pink Tornado now begins doing an off-key rendition of various Loretta Lynn and Patsy Cline hits (Seebaruk falls to his knees, clutching his ears and screaming), and for the coup de grace, the Pink Tornado launches into a yodeling version of "I Wanna Be A Cowboy Sweetheart", causing Seebaruk's head to explode.

Right. That's him done, then. The prize will be mine!
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Pfft! Crappy country music? The Pink Tornado was raised on a steady diet of crappy country music! But in executing your ill-fated ploy, you have revealed your weakness. The Pink Tornado now begins doing an off-key rendition of various Loretta Lynn and Patsy Cline hits (Seebaruk falls to his knees, clutching his ears and screaming), and for the coup de grace, the Pink Tornado launches into a yodeling version of "I Wanna Be A Cowboy Sweetheart", causing Seebaruk's head to explode.

Right. That's him done, then. The prize will be mine!
*wanders into the fray*

What's going on?

*sees corpse on floor, minus head*

Nooooooo! My identical twin brother, Kurabees! You son of a bitch, you killed him!!

*activates ear guards before Scott can explode head with country tunes, and pulls out his Gatling Gun of Greatness*

Diiiiiiie! Hahahahahaaa!

*Takes off Scott's arms with well-aimed shots*
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Wait, didnt I take you metal genitals off with a saw?
I wouldnt have thought you'd be so active after that...or that you would atleast have wanted them back...
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Wait, didnt I take you metal genitals off with a saw?
I wouldnt have thought you'd be so active after that...or that you would atleast have wanted them back...
That's alright cheers matey, I've got lots of spares back at my evil lair.

*Blows Karmillo's spleen out with gatling gun, while whistling a merry tune*
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I dont need a spleen

*destroys Seebaruks complete crotch with whith my awesome powerness*
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I dont need a spleen

*destroys Seebaruks complete crotch with whith my awesome powerness*
...and we're back at Seebaruk's crotch. Again.
I think I'm seeing a recurring theme here.
While you two have a "private moment", I win the prize! (Yay!)
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I dont need a spleen

*destroys Seebaruks complete crotch with whith my awesome powerness*
Ow! Take this then!

*adds rocket propulsion device to gatling gun and fires, blowing off both of Karmilo's legs and leaving him in a bloody mess of entrails*
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