Thread Must Die! - Page 51

Sage · 01-13-2006, 08:03 AM

Post Number 1000! I win!

Karmillo · 01-13-2006, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

...and we're back at Seebaruk's crotch. Again.

I think I'm seeing a recurring theme here.
While you two have a "private moment", I win the prize! (Yay!)

Awww im sorry, you must be feeling left out

*destroys Scotts complete crotch with whith my awesome powerness*

there ya go

seebaruk · 01-13-2006, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

...and we're back at Seebaruk's crotch. Again.

I think I'm seeing a recurring theme here.
While you two have a "private moment", I win the prize! (Yay!)

Hey, my crotch deserves attention!

*Fires a rocket at Scott, sending him spinning into the icy void of space*

Karmillo · 01-13-2006, 08:07 AM

Oh by the way I had a spare pair of legs in my inventory

Sage · 01-13-2006, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seebaruk

Hey, my crotch deserves attention!

*Fires a rocket at Scott, sending him spinning into the icy void of space*

Ugh, make up your mind! Do you want me to pay attention to your crotch, or do you want me spinning into the icy void of space? You can't have both, you know.
(While Seebaruk ponders the merits of these choices, Scott takes the prize!)

Karmillo · 01-13-2006, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrift Store Scott

Ugh, make up your mind! Do you want me to pay attention to your crotch, or do you want me spinning into the icy void of space? You can't have both, you know.
(While Seebaruk ponders the merits of these choices, Scott takes the prize!)

after what I did to it his crotch pretty much is an icy void of space

Sage · 01-13-2006, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karmillo

after what I did to it his crotch pretty much is an icy void of space

Are you telling me you're that good...or that you're that bad?

seebaruk · 01-13-2006, 08:39 AM

Wow this is getting silly! So silly that I'm gonna encase myself in carbonite with the prize so none of you can get to it, and have myself a beer. Have a good weekend guys!

Karmillo · 01-13-2006, 08:39 AM

A little bit of both

RLacey · 01-13-2006, 10:33 AM

Stepping into the fray, RLacey nabs the prize from the squabbling children.

Karmillo · 01-13-2006, 10:49 AM

*crashes a Zepalin into Lacy*

Is that so?

UPtimist · 01-13-2006, 12:28 PM

You don't know who I am, do you?

YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM!

(Karmillo, there's no such thing as a Zepalin. That's like saying you can wong the image. Or that annubody else can, besides me, for that matter

)

Karmillo · 01-13-2006, 12:29 PM

um...an artiste?

UPtimist · 01-13-2006, 12:32 PM

Oh oh no, you have no idea, but one day...

*stepurhan* · 01-13-2006, 12:32 PM

/ slips through the mayhem and carries the prize off for safe-keeping so it doesn't accidentally get destroyed by a stray crotch-burst or something.

/ also fights an almost overwhelming urge to put the phrase "stray crotch-burst" into a search engine just to see what horrors the internet will throw up.

EDIT Rather a let-down. They all come up with no results try checking your spelling.

Karmillo · 01-13-2006, 12:35 PM

*crotch-bursts stepurhan*

oops sorry...reflexes

*stepurhan* · 01-13-2006, 12:40 PM

Are you related to Sex Machine from "From Dusk Till Dawn" Karmillo?

Seem to recall he had a similar crotch-bursting setup.

Note, I'm saying related. I'm not saying you're a sex machine.

Karmillo · 01-13-2006, 12:44 PM

When I was but a little tyke I often spoke of growing up to have a Crotch Cannon, but that son of a bitch was obviously that guy in the bushes I kept running into and stole my idea!

01-13-2006, 03:02 PM

Can I be untroublesomed, now?

I'd say it's about time.

No?

Oh, okay.

squarejawhero · 01-13-2006, 03:22 PM

Ehm...

... wtf?

01-13-2006, 08:03 AM	#1001
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01-13-2006, 08:07 AM	#1004
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01-13-2006, 08:39 AM	#1008
seebaruk Chris Barraclough Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: London Posts: 2,437	Wow this is getting silly! So silly that I'm gonna encase myself in carbonite with the prize so none of you can get to it, and have myself a beer. Have a good weekend guys! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Games and Tech journo, and broke-arse author of Bat Boy (UK Authors Prize 2010 Winner), Crack (Page Turner Prize 2011 shortlisted) and Dead Dogs (nominated for the Dylan Thomas Sony Reader Award). Check out www.chrisbarraclough.co.uk for promotions and giveaways. Twitter: Seebaruk

01-13-2006, 08:39 AM	#1009
Karmillo woof Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE Posts: 4,750	A little bit of both Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "I've got nothing to lose! Except for...well everything."

01-13-2006, 10:33 AM	#1010
RLacey The Thread™ will die. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 22,542	Stepping into the fray, RLacey nabs the prize from the squabbling children. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ RLacey \| Killer of the Thread™ I do not change to be perfect. Perfect changes to be me.

01-13-2006, 10:49 AM	#1011
Karmillo woof Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE Posts: 4,750	crashes a Zepalin into Lacy Is that so? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "I've got nothing to lose! Except for...well everything."

01-13-2006, 12:28 PM	#1012
UPtimist Life and times of... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Up there in the mist Posts: 6,025	You don't know who I am, do you? YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM! (Karmillo, there's no such thing as a Zepalin. That's like saying you can wong the image. Or that annubody else can, besides me, for that matter ) Share Share this post on Twitter

01-13-2006, 12:29 PM	#1013
Karmillo woof Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE Posts: 4,750	um...an artiste? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "I've got nothing to lose! Except for...well everything."

01-13-2006, 12:32 PM	#1014
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01-13-2006, 12:32 PM	#1015
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	/ slips through the mayhem and carries the prize off for safe-keeping so it doesn't accidentally get destroyed by a stray crotch-burst or something. / also fights an almost overwhelming urge to put the phrase "stray crotch-burst" into a search engine just to see what horrors the internet will throw up. EDIT Rather a let-down. They all come up with no results try checking your spelling. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

01-13-2006, 12:35 PM	#1016
Karmillo woof Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE Posts: 4,750	crotch-bursts stepurhan oops sorry...reflexes Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "I've got nothing to lose! Except for...well everything."

01-13-2006, 12:40 PM	#1017
stepurhan Freeware Co-ordinator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: South East England. Posts: 7,309	Are you related to Sex Machine from "From Dusk Till Dawn" Karmillo? Seem to recall he had a similar crotch-bursting setup. Note, I'm saying related. I'm not saying you're a sex machine. Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ No Nonsense Nonsonnets #43 Cold Topic A thread most controversial, that’s what I want to start Full of impassioned arguments, of posting from the heart And for this stimulation all will be thankful to me On come on everybody it won’t work if you agree

01-13-2006, 12:44 PM	#1018
Karmillo woof Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NOT REALLY RIGHT HERE Posts: 4,750	When I was but a little tyke I often spoke of growing up to have a Crotch Cannon, but that son of a bitch was obviously that guy in the bushes I kept running into and stole my idea! Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ "I've got nothing to lose! Except for...well everything."

01-13-2006, 03:02 PM	#1019
SamNMax Guest Posts: n/a	Can I be untroublesomed, now? I'd say it's about time. No? Oh, okay. Share Share this post on Twitter

01-13-2006, 03:22 PM	#1020
squarejawhero Epinionated. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London Posts: 5,841	Ehm... ... wtf? Share Share this post on Twitter __________________ Starter of Thread Must Die.

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